If dicks had hosepipe settings which would you mostly use?

[purplepoppy]

With a simple twist of the head you can adjust the spray you to your liking. So which setting would you choose for different sex acts and why?

[stratford]

Which one would provide the most coverage when ejaculating?

[Angelo75]

Well if you ask weird questions like that, weird guys like me will surely have a pretty weird answer.

Here comes mine.

I'd prefer the "MIST" setting. Because when I shoot my cum to give her a facial, I'd automatically have the highest coverage and even get some in her hair in 1 shot.

ps: you were warned about the weird answer.

[Googlemyahoo]

They kinda already do. At times its stream, other times a shower depends how bad you gotta go

[TooHot2Care]

Okay cone? That’s fucking bullshit. I can literally not cum for 1 month and my maximum is never cone. It’s a lot, I mean A LOT. But not Cone. Cone is cartoon character bullshit. It’s not real.

And nobody can tell me otherwise.

[Mansearching]

Interesting question. That makes me think which my girlfriend would like.

[astrophelle]

Soaker.

[brandon1122]

Dm dm. I wanna ask something

[NYCQuestions1976]

I guess it depends on my level of excitement in the moment. 😂😂

[Sparkie460]

Center

[Jamie05rhs]

Lmfao

[KostasKouvalis]

Jet for piss. Soak for cum

[Degenerate]

Jet could only be used in defensive situations

[Likes2drive]

Jet setting

[motownplayer2000]

The way I am. Wouldn’t change a thing.

[HippieVeganJewslim]

Jet. The other ones look weird.

[Randalama]

I'm not looking to twist the head off. Poor little fella has suffered enough already. That's not entirely my fault.

[Pudsmucker]

I would look at Center Force.

[Kelly6]

center for sure

[JohnK123]

Cone inside and soaker for ur face haha

[EaterPeter]

I like the way the things are

[MyOwnMan2]

Jet. For obvious reasons