If during flirting a guy jokes about having a big dick is it bad?

[Anonymous]

Is it bad if later you find out he's actually average but was doing that for the sake of flirting?

[FourStar]

I think its pretty bad most girls unless they are the type to talk about sex won't care about your big dick jokes and it would be pretty anti-climatic to pull out a dick that isn't big.

[LukasTheLovely]

I doubt it would be appropriate to speak to a real lady about dick size. Why not be sweet and romantic and funny and mature-ish? Why not treat a lady like a lady not a call-girl?

[Asker]

No such thing as a lady these days. Those days are long gone my friend.

[MaskedSanity]

When a guy brings up his dick into a conversation while trying to flirt:
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[bang678]

frankly it's annoying. why are you joking about your dick size anyway? Unless it small it's not very funny

[lumos]

Bad? Probably, since I don't think I'd find a joke about dick size funny or "flirty".

[Asker]

Yeah but you seem pretty dull anyway I'd be surprised if any joke made you laugh

[lumos]

Haha, I think plenty of jokes are funny, especially crude ones. I just don't know how a joke about dick size would be funny? What did you tell her? :p

[Asker]

None of your business

[lumos]

Well sorry, just wanted to know in case it really was funny.

[harakiri]

I'm trying to imagine how this joke would actually go down.

[caro_withatwist]

Yes. I don't want to hear about your dick if we're just flirting. Seducing a woman is basically humor, touching, wit... not blurting out (even if joking) about your dick size. It ruins the buildup.

[TheLastGirlScout]

I never believe anything a guy says about how good he is in bed or how big his dick is if he's flirting. It's almost always lies, a guy with a big dick and who is good in bed won't tell you about it casually, he'll want to see the expression on your face when he's making you cum for the seventh time :)

[Asker]

Implying big dicks are better Maybe for big vaginas

[TheLastGirlScout]

Ok, I don't get what you mean, but to answer your question properly, no, I wouldn't be surprised if a guy said he had a big dick jokingly and then later found out he didn't.

[LittleSally]

It's stupid. I think that's the word you were looking for.

[Halesmary]

It's only bad if your dick really isn't big. Nothing worse than a tease/liar

[zombiebabe]

he might feel insecure about it

[Anonymous]

I don't know about other girls but when a guy jokes about playing with his dick or even talking about it is a big turn off, especially if you're still flirting with her. So simmer down with the dick jokes because honestly, it isn't funny.