If I offered you 1 million dollars to smell my ass for 3 WHOLE minutes, would you do it?

[lofii]

🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔

[CarpetDenim]

No, because you don’t have 1 million dollars and couldn’t pay up

[lofii]

Oh but I do

[Cannuck22]

No you don’t

[lofii]

@Cannuck22 oh. But I do

[beebella]

Why are you so gross?

[lofii]

I wish I knew myself

[beebella]

I wouldn't smell your ass for 1 million dollars.

[lofii]

I expected nothing less 😤

[beebella]

As you should.

[Shamalien]

dude yes where do I sign

[lofii]

Lmao

[Shamalien]

comon man have you ever had a job? 1 million bucks for 3 minutes? It's just poo man I'll have pinkeye for a day or so and then I've got a million bucks! I have a friend who asks shit like this all the time except way ranker, this is fking nothing man.

[lofii]

😂 lmao wt

[Joker_]

I'd do it for free

[NightFlirt]

For a a million I'd sell your ass for a week.

[lofii]

☠☠☠☠☠☠☠

[Saris1]

Nope.

[Apple1996]

Sure but this deal also has to include some meds for pink eye

[ChronicThinker]

I could, but I would also punch you in the same asshole and then vomit on your face.

[lofii]

you're gonna tongue punch my asshole? You have my attention 😏

[Account2]

If there are no pictures or video of it, and I don't have to touch it, then sure. I've smelled worse for longer on multiple occasions.

[lofii]

Nahh there's definitely gonna be video

[Account2]

Then no, thank you. 3 minutes is one thing; a recorded 3 minutes is another.

[lofii]

😂😂😂😂😂😂

[Ally247]

I shall make my own millions.

[slatyb]

For a million dollars I would do it eight hours a day for a year.

[just_a_potato]

Well... Does your ass smell like flowers?

[lofii]

Perhaps

[just_a_potato]

Then maybe

[pigoat]

If this is what you have to do your ass must smell rotten to the core

Because getting 1 million should never be that easy

[lofii]

I'm ☠☠☠☠

[NickiB]

No. But you can pay me million dollars to sniff my ass.

I'll eat extra beans.

[lofii]

Maybe I will

[NickiB]

Yay!!!

[hamadazopry]

Loool.. Savage 😂

[Cannuck22]

Sounds so romantic. Shall I bring my own tortilla shells.

[hamadazopry]

@cannuck22 the romance of farts 🍑💨😂😂😂😂

[chriscdi]

fuck your million dollars nigga lmao, why would you pay someone a million dollars to sniff your ass anyways 😂

[lofii]

That's the kind of shit rich people do

[chriscdi]

might as well get those toliets that splash water on your ass like in dubai lmao

[lofii]

😂 I want one of those

[chriscdi]

im pretty sure you can buy one if you are rich, and on the way back buy me a car 😂

[codycccccccccc]

No anyone who has that kind of money isn't stupid enough to make that kind of deal

[Blue_Rain]

No ewww nope nope no ty

[BButterfly]

No, keep your 1 million dollars to yourself 🤢

[blondfrog]

Yeah that's not so bad.

[SuccessfulHornDog]

let's just say that I'd get the money up front this time 😣

[lofii]

BRUHHHHHHH

[Hispanic-Cool-Guy]

Hell off. God forbid I will degrade myself for money.

[Cannuck22]

Maybe.

[BulletproofNY]

Why? Just why?

[lofii]

I wanna see who's desperate enough to do what 😂

[jasonemo]

Absolutely! Does one I mean pussy, I tongue- fuck that asshole too