If my dick got bit by a rattlesnake, would you suck the venom out?
CringeXper 6
This is how I'll know who the real homies are
I would suck the venom out (no homo)
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I would suck the venom out (full homo)
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I wouldn't suck the venom out
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Joker_Guru
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I would not suck the venom out because I know you intentionally would have had your dick bit by a rattlesnake precisely so that you could orgasm from the pleasure of its venom. The sensation of such is foreign to you, and you are numb to ordinary masturbatory making, ergo how could I be a real homie if I were to prevent you from experiencing a new way to feel sexual bliss?
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Cringe
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Lol
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kellythemanGuru
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If one of my bros got bit on the dick by something venomous and the only way to save his life is to suck it out I might. I probably wouldn't be volunteering if all of my bros were together but if it was just me and my best bud and we are all alone I do it.
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Daniela1982Master
1 y
You know that doesn't really work. It's just movies. If you really want to be saved you have to have your dick cut off. But, it's up to you. It will fall off on it's own after the venom kills the tissue anyway.
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888theGreat
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you would do that snake bite or not
Deserter
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Perhaps, but still, would you suck him?
888theGreat
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@Deserter she would hack it off
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Deserter
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I wanna be next 🥴
Mac-One
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@daniela1982 Would require emergency procedure (sucking the venom out) to save his life followed by penis amputation. Then tie a very tight band around the base of the penis and scrotum until he could get to ER for amputation. However, that would be very painful after a short time.
How the heck your post didn't get removed by the mods yet, lol
Cringe
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The mods are on my side
Genie23
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Glad to hear that as I like funny troll posts, lol I'm just wondering why do some people including me and Infobot's posts gets removed which are not even offensive, lol
First off, eww! Who would put their dick around a rattlesnake.. unless they’re fucking stupid?
I can’t let you die, but at the same time, I won't be giving you a bj either. I’ll drive you to the nearest hospital.
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MarkyMark77
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@wonderbell99 all good points! have u given head before?
WonderBell99
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First off, I don’t appreciate your creepy questions Secondly, don’t be weird with minors
MarkyMark77
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@wonderbell99 im also a minor if u wanan follow
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WonderBell99
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You’re literally 19 💀 And idrc if you’re a minor as well. A creep is a creep.
Cringe
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Nigga stop asking girls if they've given head
WonderBell99
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@Cringe thanks, man! Appreciate you stepping in. I’ve got this though! 💪
Cringe
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@Wonderbell99 I'm a woman
WonderBell99
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@Cringe I refer to everyone as “man” lol.. and I call my best friend “dude” so dw. Besides, I think @PrettyPriya can help you change your gender on here
PrettyPriya
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@wonderbell99 @cringe is my favorite male lesbian.
WonderBell99
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@PrettyPriya no way. 😂 how is that even possible? lololol
Cringe
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@prettypriya is my favorite admin
WonderBell99
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… and I’m nobody’s favorite? Unfair world we live in 😔
WonderBell99
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I aM nOboDy’s fAvoRitE? 😭😭
Cringe
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@nagahime is my girlfriend, sorry
PrettyPriya
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@wonderbell99 You are my favorite sis!! I was just off calling out @genie23 for getting her tags wrong. Giving my a hard time about it. Pfff 🙄 🤣🤣🤣
WonderBell99
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@PrettyPriya I better be! You’re my favorite big sis as well 🥰 LMFAO
Genie23
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@PrettyPriya LOL. Says the girl who got her tags wrong twice. 😜🤣 @WondeeBell99 Actually.. I really like you, kiddo. Every interaction I had with you has been veru pleasant. So, you're my favourite, too ❤️
WonderBell99
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@Genie23 aww thank you very much, Ms. Genie! You’re very kind 🥰
PrettyPriya
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@genie23 Score 2-2 now! 😎
Cringe
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Why is no one complimenting me
PrettyPriya
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@WondeeBell99 🤣
WonderBell99
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@Cringe no
WonderBell99
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(Not being rude by the way. I’m just trying to be funny 😭)
Cringe
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@wonderbell99 thanks for being rude
WonderBell99
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@Cringe no problem at all. Anytime 😂
Genie23
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@PrettyPriya Damnnn!!! 😳🤣🤣 I was right! It is indeed contagious! 😨 Oh, it's on! 😎 I am pretty sure you'll end up tagging a wrong person before I do. 😛 @WonderBell99 ❤️
PrettyPriya
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@Genie23 Priceless. Caught whilst bragging 😂
Genie23
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@PrettyPriya Lol. 😒😒😒
WonderBell99
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@Genie23 I laughed so hard omg 😂
PrettyPriya
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I swear @genie23 and I may have been separated at birth. 🙃
Genie23
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@WonderBell99 Thank you for laughing at my fury, lol. Somebody recorded me using a freaking child filter on Snapchat and you can see the result... I really needed a nice haircut 😐 I'm glad to hear that you laughed, lol @PrettyPriya Took the words right out of my mouth! I was actually thinking that! ☺️🙃
HighlyVolatileGuru
1 y
I'll chop it off for you if you can't wait for the ambulance. I wanna help you but there's a limit! :-D
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HighlyVolatile
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I can also attend your funeral and help make the arrangements and deliver some words of sentiment like, "Here lies our beloved Cringe. He was bitten by a rattlesnake on the dick. There was nothing I could do to help him but he was a cool guy."
Aerissa_JadeGuru
1 y
Suck it out, maybe? or just cut it off to save your life... any preference?
Either way, I'd kill the snake for you. Snake meat isn't bad tasting after all.
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Cringe
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Suck it then cut it
Cringe
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Fuck that actually, just kill me
weysallyGuru
1 y
I would say "your going to die" unless your super sexy to me
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OlderAndWiserEditor
1 y
Hell fucking no! Hope your life insurance premiums are current!
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IMuserXper 7
1 y
*pulls out a suction device* "Bros before hoes"
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Apple1996Master
1 y
Yes I'd suck it out but only cause I want that venom for myself 🐍
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Daniela1982
1 y
So you are a vamp?
melanieeeBEditor
1 y
Nopee
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Lyndsielee666Master
1 y
Here I come with the shop vac 🏃🏻♀️
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Daniela1982
1 y
Can that stretch a dick out and make it bigger?
Lyndsielee666
1 y
@Daniela1982 no lmfao
BricealanGuru
1 y
Medicine man say: "You gonna die of snake bite" Kema Sabe
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AviatorTomMaster
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Sucking snake venom out, no matter where the bite is, is not recommended by medical authorities. I'd get you to the nearest hospital ASAP.
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Agape93Master
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Nope. If someone is stupid enough to get their dick bitten by a large venomous snake, ill honestly just watch them die.
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Cringe
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I have a better chance of getting my dick bitten by a large venomous snake than you do getting mod status
Agape93
1 y
Agreed lol
Cringe
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lol
brianthenewguyXper 4
1 y
Most definitely I would and il need the cum to
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bean2k21Guru
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The best thing you can do is not to dress you dick up like a hamster While you're out camping.
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Mac-OneXper 7
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I would band it to stop the spread and get to the hospital to get it cut off.
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Mac-One
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Cut off all of it (penis, scrotum & testicles) and get a urethra reroute.
exitsevenMaster
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I would look around for somebody else to do it.
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Hangry06Yoda
1 y
I see a snake. I run.
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Mac-One
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@hangry06 Running doesn't work; snake will chase you.
Hangry06
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@Mac-One It's better than stamping one and getting bit. From personal experience yk
Aimée__LJXper 6
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Sucking the venom out is a myth. So no. Have fun losing your cock.
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