If penises fall from the sky instead of rain, would you still open your mouth to catch them?

Today a saw a guy who catches raindrops in his open mouth with an expression of pure joy and youthful exuberance.

I'm sure we've all done this time to time.

I am wondering, if penisdrops fell from the sky instead of raindrops, would you all still open your mouth so eagerly?

Remember that erect brown penises can injure like meteor.
Remember that erect brown penises can injure like meteor.
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  • Hahahaha!!!
    Well, i’ve never caught raindrops in my mouth like that. So that’s a double nope. I’ve caught snowflakes on my tongue though. Not sociopolitical crybabies, mind you; frozen precipitation. I don’t think anyone would try to catch frozen dicks falling from the sky. Can you imagine the headlines?

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  • I honestly don't know what I'd do. I do know I'd close my eyes if I tilted my head up (not that head). Don't want to be in the ER and they ask what happened and I have to tell them a penis fell in my eye.

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  • As a straight male I certainly would not!

  • We all have fantasies and my respects to anyone this turns on.

    It's just not one of mine. I guess I'm pretty dull.

  • Nah... the lampreys might enjoy the protein though

  • Are you a idiot?

    • If I were stupid, I would probably spend too much time on this site to be influencer.

    • LMAO

    • You’re on here trolling constantly. You’re not even creative. Just a degenerate

  • Well, I have to think about that... erect or flaccid penises?

    • they are all erect

    • @lalaloveee I just read the caption on the picture, 🤔 Maybe I would not try to catch a BROWN one, because of the 'meteor damage, maybe opt for a nice white one. 😂😂😂😂😂😂🤷‍♂️ Where do you girls come up with these questions LOLO

  • OH, YYESSSS!!!

    • Would YOU lay in the yard naked hoping to catch some in your pussy?

  • I'd watch you do it.😏

    • And I think I'd stick around to see what else you would do with them too.

    • Nice curiosity! I would probably wrap it up as a gift and give it to you saying that “Hey Andres! Here’s a something for you that you never had.”

    • Cute😉. No thank you, getting it forced on me as a little boy was my limit. I'd rather watch others that enjoy it.

  • Uhhhh. Noooooooo. WdaF?

  • Where do u even get such questions from🙄🙄

  • Nope, but I would if they were boobies.

  • I would probably use a gigantic fleshlight as umbrella.

  • It would depend how big they were.

    • 6 inches, plus or minus? Fat ones?