If the US states were people, which ones would you have sex with and why?

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Superb Opinion

  • The states themselves, or the people of the states? Assuming the latter...
    -I'd date Wyoming, Tennessee, Wisconsin, and maybe Colorado and/or Hawaii.
    -I'd have sex with Georgia, Connecticut, Nebraska, and maybe Louisiana and/or Kentucky.
    -I'd hang out with Nevada, Missouri, Arizona, and Virginia, steal the bowling alleys of New Hampshire and Vermont, and run like hell from Florida, Massachusetts, California, and (these days) Oregon and Washington state.
    -I'd also try to flee from Texas, but knowing my luck, they'd team up with Arkansas to bring me down by inviting me to host a barbecue competition, during which I'd be sacrificed to appease Puerto Rico. Fortunately, they'd probably wait until after stuffing me with ribs, so it wouldn't be all bad.
    -The rest I'm not so sure about. Good question, though.

    • Why all those states?

Most Helpful Guy

  • I'd start with Alaska. Cold, desolate, and emotionally barren enough to **** without feelings so there'd be little drama. California would be hot and crazy, and her borderline addiction to me would ensure a steady supply of sex. Texas would be the best lay I've ever had, but she'll cut my balls off if I accidentally do something wrong. Florida would be easy, but I'd feel bad manipulating somebody so stupid for sex. Vermont would be fun to date, but her job would make my dick small in the bedroom. Ultimately, I'd probably have the best odds with Idaho. Empty, flat, makes lots of good potatoes, and is easy to navigate and understand.

    Great question.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I'd do Colorado for sure. Nice mountains. Interesting tech start ups. Legal marijuana and decriminalized mushrooms.

    Might have coffee with Washington or Illinois.

    All the strongly Republican ones, and the majorly Christian ones are automatically eliminated, tho, lol.

  • Colorado, rugged, gorgeous, and always down for an adverse.

    • Adventure*

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Florida

    That’s the closest looking like a big dick as you’re gonna get lol

    • I think she means the states personified which would make Florida some kind of disease ridden meth addict.

    • @Quackthulu Ohh 😂I was thinking basic geography lol see I’m not creative 🤷🏻‍♀️😂

  • Threeway with north and south Dakota.

    • Why?

  • I'm not American but I like this question. I can imagine a British version of this question when it comes to counties.

    • Oooo, which British countries would would have sex with?

    • Counties* not countries. Probs Lancashire, Glamorgan, Warwickshire and Durham. Heard of any of them?

    • Whoops didn’t notice the typo and yes but I don’t know much about them

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  • Get married with pennsylvania cheat it with iowa 😂

    • Why?

    • Im not from usa. pennsylvania sounds like a family place (cheaper, taxes aren't crazy) and I don't know much about iowa i just like its name. Sounds sexy 😂

  • California lol and I don't know

  • What a unique and interesting question! I love it!

    I would want to hook up with Massachusetts, North Carolina, Tennessee, Ohio (sexy a f), Minnesota, Nebraska, Colorado, Washington, Oregon, California, Arizona, and Texas. And Hawaii, obviously. And maybe Louisiana.
    But not Florida, because I'm not gay. 😆. (JK. I think Florida is hot, too. I'm just giving them shit because they look like a penis.)

    • Why those particular states?

  • Tennessee and Cali

    • Why?

    • I threw 2 darts at a map and that's what came up lol :D

  • Nevada

    • Why?

    • I guess a Nevada girl would be as crazy and wild as Vegas is

  • Virginia because you know it’s like vagina