If you could redesign the male genitals, what changes would you make?

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I'm not taking about size here, purely design and functionality.
I wouldn't make any changes to the dick, but I'd make the balls retractable at will. Seriously they just get in the way sometimes.
What would you do?

If you could redesign the male genitals, what changes would you make?

FunkyMonkee · Accepted Answer

I'd put them on the jaw. There's already a propensity to grow a beard there so, the pubes wouldn't be such a big deal and, that way, a guy could easlly fuck a girl AND lick her clit at the same time!!
He could also make himself hard by putting his dick into his own mouth, at first, until it GETS hard.
No need for neckties anymore!! Especially for people like my singer who had a trunk instead of a dick!! When he made a white-eared elephant, it REALLY LOOKED like an elephant!! (Reminds me of the old joke where a guy lost his dick in a bizarre accident so they replaced it with an elephant's trunk. Only problem was, it kept reaching up onto the dinner table and stealing food! Even worse than that is that it kept shoving the food up the guys ass!!)
Two fags could easily blow each other without getting naked and they could even fuck each other at the same time instead of taking turns!!
Instead of blowing all that energy to fuck someone, all you'd have to do is nod your head repeatedly! Only thing you'd have to be careful of is breaking your neck if you go at it to vigorously.
A girl could sit on a guys face AND get fucked at the same time!!
I guess eating something hot and spilling it on your dick or your nuts wouldn't be the best thing in the world but, neither is sitting down the wrong way!
In order for anyone to kick you in the balls, they'd have to be able kick REALLY high or get you to bend over.
When a doctor checks your nuts and has you cough, you couldn't really turn your head at the same time or he'd lose his grip.
And, there'd be no more false representation of how big it is because everybody would know!!
You could no longer swat a guy in the balls with a wet towel in the locker room for fear that you could miss and blind him.
In boxing, it'd be BETTER to hit below the belt instead of on the chin!!
But, you'd have to be VERY careful not to fall down face first for fear of landing on your balls!
If you whispered something in a girl's ear, and she didn't like what you said, she could give you a shot just by lifting her shoulder, suddenly!

EaterPeter · Accepted Answer

I would make whole penis assembly retractable

meetkitty123 · Accepted Answer

I can't really think of anything. I like the shape it's hard to imagine something different... Unless maybe an add nub towards the end design to hit the womans clit 🤭
Or maybe make it so they have a penis bone. All other mammals seem to have a bone that makes the creature hold shape and stiffness... But I'd imagine that would make it difficult for a man's daily routine.

karaspara · Accepted Answer

I'm with you on the hair on balls part 😂

PrettyPriya · Answer

Now if retractable, when it retracts does that mean the guy also stops BEING a dick too? 😕

Tyme1313 · Answer

Make the testicles internal, them being exposed is an oddly stupid evolutionary design.

PenkWing · Answer

- Remove refractory period
- Make ejaculation voluntary only
- Was the frenulum actually a good idea?
- More colors and patterns, make customizable
- Why balls outside and prostate inside? Was that a mistake?

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Katie1964 · Answer

1. Make the male genitals socially acceptable. So I can have him nude any time and in front of anyone;
2. Hairless;
3. Comes with a detachable spare peen and balls, so when he is traveling for work I can still have him.

ohshee · Answer

I would not change one thing I'm very happy just the way I am my dick can stay the same and the only redesign it's the way that I do it that's the only thing did I ever change I would ever change but I do that quite often it depends on what the girls eyes tell me but I'm happy just the way I am

Apple1996 · Answer

Your update on this is ridiculous. Hair on the balls is the best part

Tamera952 · Answer

What an interesting question! I don't really know (I like the hairless balls idea) ... but what a good question to ponder!

Guffrus · Answer

Hammer action?

TheUniqueOne96 · Answer

I guess retractable, like everyone else said, so they don't get in the way, but they'd have to be comfortable when they're back inside or just feel like you don't have anything there.

Make it so getting hit in the balls doesn't hurt like it normally would.

It's hard to think of anything else TBH, but the above seems cool.

DevikaButts95 · Answer

Remove them. Guys have mouths only and can spend their time making out with vaginas more. Lmao.

Ninani · Answer

Make it easier to hold an erection and delay cumming. I'd also remove the hair, but other than that, I love the design.

Miristheiss · Answer

I would make semen the most delicious substance to women on planet Earth so they would all crave to have it fortnightly smarty pants!

Agape93 · Answer

No foreskin, remove testicle sensitivity and boost nerve sensation

Dargil · Answer

Internal testicles.

Shamiah02 · Answer

They would all be the color of the rainbow and glittery.

exitseven · Answer

I would redesign the testicles, Make them flat and put one on the inside of each thigh,

TapDancingSpider · Answer

I would love to if it was capable of vibrating

es20490446e · Answer

I find that my male genitalia performs as expected in every single regard.

K-I-S-S · Answer

No hair? Looks like i am going to have to knit some ball socks for the winter 🤔 Would put a bone in it, so it would finally be worthy.

FatherJack · Answer

Retractable , like aircraft landing gear. A " sex drive off " button would be greatly appreciated by both genders

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