If you found the person of your dreams, but her boobs made squeeky toy noises (or if male, his dick quacked like a duck), would you reject them?

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I would personally find it hilarious, also just noting, in this what-if scenario, its natural, not from implants.
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Most Helpful Girls

  • If it was a man of my dreams it wouldn't matter to me at least I don't think but when would it quack all the time? Lol

    • During any sort of functional use, so like peeing or having sex or masturbating or bjs for dicks, and for boobs it would be when squeezed or groped or lactating.

  • I'm sure they'd get frustrated with me, but I'd fucking love it.

Most Helpful Guys

  • I don't know if you have WD40 or 3 in one oil where you are? It would certainly solve the problem.

    • Lol, best comment so far. I tip my hat to you good sir.

    • Why thank you :) I do enjoy random questions by the way. Keep 'em coming!

    • 👍 will do

    • Automatic mho just for referencing dbza. xD

    • Thanks.

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  • Yea the quacking would turn me off

    • What if is was a gentle "moo" and a deep manly voice? xD

    • Nahh. I rather it be like “boing” 🤣 A bouncy noise

    • that works too xD

  • No way. I'm sure we could figure out a way to turn that into something fun.

  • No, I wouldn't reject them. I'd make a video of the squeaky boobs (no faces shown) and post it on one of the online porn sites.

  • How old are you

    • Learn to read madam.

  • I'm just imagining her trying to sleep and me keeping her awake because I won't stop fiddling with her boobs like the manchild that I am.

    • Lol valid

  • I wouldn’t unless it was oppressively loud

    • Opressively loud.. hmm.. now I'm just thinking of them making godzilla noises.

  • I guess it wouldn’t matter if it squeaks but this reminds me of that movie that Garry Shandling played as an alien and his penis made all kinds of vibrating noises

  • What the flying f k.

  • No I would not reject them or turn them down but I'd would do some serious investigation while making it fun squeak squeak or should I say squeaky squeaky squeak.
    God Bless

  • I'd consider that a positive!