Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
*When's the last STD Test you had and what were the results?
*When's the last time you had unprotected sex?
*Are you currently married, have a girlfriend or currently having sex with anyone else?
*Have you ever fucked or been fucked by a guy?
*Have you ever sucked or been sucked by a guy?
What Girls & Guys Said
20 53I'd pass your test, Brains
😂😂 lol but that wasn't the question 😂
Have you ever had an STD, and if so, which one? Are you willing to get tested for STDs before we have sex?
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"does your milkshake really bring all the boys to the yard?"
😂😂😂 hahahaha and gonna answer this one- yep 😂😂😂 Hahahahahahaha jk lol
🤣🤣 we should sell the aforementioned milkshake - well make some good money. Money we'll use to open a milkshake college where we can teach people how to make it themselves.. but.. we'll have to charge 🤔
😂😂😂 what's this we?🤔 Unless you working your milkshake too😂😂 Does your milkshake bring all the girls to the yard? Or boys? Hey that's double the money 😂😂😂
You have a valid point 🤣🤣 Look at me, trying to sneak into your Pty Ltd on the sly. My milkshake does, in fact, bring various people to my yard but, alas, the floor is lava ☹️
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We can add cream lol😂😂😂😂🍧🍨😆
@Aakash_Hangargi lololol 😂😂
I find some of those questions odd, like the whole guy and guy thing, after all not all. guy on guy thing is a willing experience. Sometimes the situation is forced or in the case of when they were kids a part of experimentation. I would probably ask Do you feel you are in love with me? Do you intend to commit yourself to this relationship? Do you plan on cheating on me? (I'd rather no relationship then having someone going behind my back)
Good questions... And the guy in guy thing is more if they've been willingly sexually active with same sex as adult...
All about STDs to make sure they are clean.
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Have you had sex with someone who was high, drunk or otherwise not in a normal state of mind?
Have you ever raped anyone?
Do you have any deviant desires for animals or children?
Do you or have you ever had any stds?
Oh yeah, Your # 2,3 I'd definitely add to my list... Good questions!
1) Are you now or have you ever been a card-carrying member of the communist party?
2) Are you an assassin sent here to seduce me in order to get close enough to kill me?
3) Are you SURE you're not a commie?
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Definitely asking about STDs
Partners will explain their answer.
Yeah that's really important to get truthful answer
Do you stink?
Are you selfish?
Got any diseases?
Do you have STD's When did you last get tested yep that
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I Wouldn't do it. I Rather find out the old fashion way
Okay
lol love the Maury P meme lol... I can envision chairs flying on stage as the bouncers move in to break up the ensuing riot from all the pubic hair owners lol :)
Your questions would all be good ones - but I suspect the last two are to weed out us bi guys huh? lol... what about if it was a transgender woman? :)
I think it might be helpful to know if the person is currently wanted for any felonies... especially murder or other violent crimes...
And I'd want to know if she ever did a "Lorena Bobbit" :)
Not saying it would rule out, but I do feel that's something people have a right to know so they CAN make that choice.. Some women wouldn't care bout having sex with a Bi guy, some would.. But I don't think it's right to lie about it... And for you, I'd have to ask: Have you ever fucked a bot😂😂 don't lie now or you'll get zapped bzzzzz 😂
lol... too funny... I cannot tell a lie... yes... I've fucked a bot and more... such as a bed, a pillow and a couch... (yes, it's possible and yes I have lol) Fair point on the right to know... and yes it's not right to lie... now to overshare as I like to do :) my being bi has been a bit of a journey for both me and on an involuntary level my wife. While I've come to realize, I was bi all along, I either ignored or denied or whatever for a long time. So when she and I met then later got married then later had kids etc... she didn't know I was bi and I knew but didn't know (crazy talk I know... but it was part of the journey)... fast forward and a light bulb went off for me... and she ended up finding out (longer story...) and at first was floored. Fast forward again and she's come to accept it... I wonder if she had given me the lie detector way back at the start and asked if I was bi... and if I said "no" which at the time I would not have thought was lying, would the lie detector have known what I hadn't figured out yet? Also... as I think about it... and this is nothing against her but I bet if way back when she knew I was bi, I think she would not have begun dating me...
The important thing is she knows now and still accepts/loves you!! Everybody needs to be able to be their true self and still be/feel loved
Cool thoughts and yes agree to all that... thinking on the above and your ques, got curious if the lie detector thingee would have spotted it first lol :)
Good question 🤔
Errrr, are you easily disappointed? lol
😂😂 why would you ask that? I think you don't give yourself enough credit...
I work better with low expectations, it's the underdog mentality! lol
Woof woof
@brainsbeforebeauty Do you actually realise how hard it is not to make a Doggy style reference to that last answer... I mean that's the kinda guy you are dealing with! lol
😂😂 go ahead lol I got a good sense of humor... Have to to deal with the shit I deal with.. but awaiting emergency rations=my niece popping over with a bottle of wine 🍷🍷
If there's any chance she can pop over to England in the next few minutes with that bottle of wine, it would be greatly appreciated... worked a 12 hour shift and so many days in the row (I'm an overtime Junkie!) and am so drained! I have 4 days off at the end of this week and trust me I'm going to celebrate so much this could be the last week I'm capable of typing a (semi) coherent message lol
Lolol glad you're getting some time off. Just don't party too hard core, stay away from that milk 😂😂😂
We're pretty much going to be in another lockdown from tomorrow (especially in the North of England), so my partying could be limited! So it might just be myself, a pint of milk and my sofa! Happy Days! lol
Well get the supplies you need before the lockdown... This wine nasty but hey beggars can't be choosers..
I'm not going to lie! (Because let's face it I try and tell the truth even when it's detrimental to myself lol), but because I'm working the next few days and we're almost certainly back in lockdown tomorrow, I put an online food order in for Wednesday, I'm not going to lie that order has a fair amount of alcohol included in it! lol
Ain't mad at you... I'd be doing the same.. This from the person that stocked up on 190 proof Everclear beginning of lockdown here... But hey two bottles lasted a minute
Hehe, see lockdown together would be fun! lol
Lie detectors can only interpret on a yes/no - true/false basis. And it is very limited with doing even that! You would be better off asking all your questions first. Then hook them to the polygraph and ask: "Have you lied to me about any of these answers?"
Good idea lolol
I'd definitely ask when they last had an STI check-up and if they're clean.
What's your preference... condoms or bareback?
Would a partner with a completely lasered smooth pubic area turn you on?
Have you had a guy eat your ass before and did you enjoy it? 😉
The body count question you'll never get an honest answer either 🤣
Do you have any of the following
Stds
How many sexual partners have you had
Yeah important info to know and know they being truthful
the next thing i would probably say would end the date @Brainsbeforebeauty
Lol what's that
@Brainsbeforebeauty if your willing to have sex with me or oral sex after this first date your not for me hit the road
Why do you think that wouldn't get you a second date? I think there's a lot of women that don't want sex on first or second date, myself included... For me usually it took couple months before sex happened
@Brainsbeforebeauty because the women may get offended
"Why tf do I have a polygraph machine?" And "why am I relying on something so completely inaccurate?"
Great idea, @Brainsbeforebeauty. I might have to use this one, since you can't can't trust anyone anymore these days.
Right... All this who should pay for the first date nonsense.. How bout first date, free STD clinic and Dutch treat lie Detector tests 🙂😂
Haha. Now that's more like it.
And if pass both second date can be dinner or celebration dinner after pass lite detector 😂
Lie not lite 🙄😂
Lol. Sounds good!
But after all that drinks might be more in order 😂😂
No. Alcohol clouds judgement. That would be counterproductive.
We'll see bout that when my wine delivery gets here 🍷
Your a naughty lady miss brains 😂
What kind of questions are these!
By the way i'll never have a sexual partner because i'm simply NOT AN ANIMAL! 😌
Umm if you get married that would be your sexual partner would it not? I don't run around having casual sex either...
She won't be my partner cause this ain't a company and we don't have contracts, after marriage we become one and we will share everything with each other, not only sex... Anyways according to what your saying i won't ask any of these questions because before marriage, the couples have to undergo medical tests do that they be able to get married, also i support any girl who remains virgin till marriage, also a man should stay without sex till marriage, but that's me... The majority won't agree...
So you're a virgin, then?
Nope i'm not but i remained a virgin till marriage, i never had sex since 6 years and won't till getting married again... Sadly my marital life lasted 9 years than we divorced, or should i say that she divorced and i agreed because life was inpossible with someone who totally had lost her mind, couldn't keep her promises and became a totally different person, i don't believe in divorce and did the best to keep the marriage but i can't do it alone if the other half doesn't have the same beliefs as mine or have changed and turned against their own promises...😒
Okay, but then if someone can accept that you're not a virgin, could you not do the same? If they had been in the same situation as you? You can't ask someone to accept you if you can't accept the same about them..
I'll accept them if they were in the same situation, i accept a girl if she was raped and never had sex again, i'll consider her a virgin... It's not in our hands! Unlike someone who is willing to have sex before marriage... it's something out of your hands! Anyways a man's virginity ain't important like women, a man having nothing to lose unlike a woman! A woman who stayed virgin till marriage but than got divorced because of a harsh situation which can never be resolved and stayed without sex until she finds love again and getting married, well i accept such a woman! I believe that a woman should only be available to her husband, no one can see her naked or even touch her other than her man, maybe that's why a lot of girls feels very comfortable around me because they know my beliefs and they love it and makes them feel secure around me... You might be wondering how i feel without sex, is it easy, surely it isen't, especially that i'm someone who loves sex and i'm very active but i do have control over myself because i like it to be special and to feel love, it's not like yeah let's have sex and the second day we barely know each other or wake up to see her leaving... Sex should be between a married couple, at least you will wake up the second day to find yourself hugged and loved and that this person is forever there for you...1st comes love than sex... Only an animal will jump around banging and running away! You see i search for things that lasts, not one night stands...
With that I agree.. Except the part a woman's virginity is more important.. Why can men wanta woman who doesn't sleep around but not understand or respect that a woman wants/ deserves the same in a partner
I surely agree with you and that's why i remained without sex till marriage even though i have nothing to lose unlike a woman... Biologically a woman is affected a lot when having sex with multiple man unlike men who ain't affected at all unless he gets the HIV... Personally i believe that a man and a woman should stay without until marriage, a virgin girl deserves a man who never had sex before, it makes her feel happy and comfortable that she have a man who ain't touched before and she is his 1st and last 😊 The honeymoon will be very wild and they both will get this pleasure for the 1st time, just the thought of it makes someone excited, how about doing it! In your western culture, they look down on women remains virgin till marriage or at least till finding the right person... A lot of males are idiots then want to bang many girls and they don't care to have a trash and when they want marriage theywant a pure girl... Remember i said males and not real men! Cause a real man will respect and support a girl's decision about being virgin till marriage, he must understand that she wants to offer him something that is very precious and it's not only a hymen, it's special because your the 1st and she's giving you all herself which means you mean everything to her cause she never gave herself to someone before you... Also without mentioning the benefits of being virgin till marriage such as diseases and unwanted preganancies... etc
I do agree virgin shaming is ridiculous
Ridiculous and stupid, a girl like that should be supported and be proud of her and if i was a president, i make offers for such girls because they are truly precious...
I wouldn't. Once I started asking I am sure I'd loose all will to engage in it
Hey all valid, maybe a franga, that will work if it's a random chance, sex often does not get time for you to play charades with your partner. It's spontaneous. Truth drugs might be better than the lie detector. It's expensive, and doesn't fit in your pocket.