If you say “my car is too big it won’t fit the space” and I say I bet you say that to a lot of people. Did you get the dirty joke?

Bekaaaaaaaahhhh Xper 5

I meant sexually. He’s gay. I then said “you didn’t get the joke” and he just went HAHAHA. I’m not sure if he did get it

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SteveSmith1985 Influencer
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It's not a hard one to get. It's just your run-of-the-mill euphemism play. If he didn't get it. That's his fault. If you were legitimately trying to flirt by making this sexual joke though... first of all... cute. But don't get discouraged if he didn't get your joke. Awkward laughing without knowing why, isn't a sign he doesn't dig you.
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- Bekaaaaaaaahhhh
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  He looked at me in the eyes squinted his eyes slightly and given me a cheeky smile then ignored it. I said didn’t you get the joke he changed the subject then said “HA HA HA HA”

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Summeroflove Guru
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He’s gay. Leave him alone. Also… Sex comes later anyways
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- Bekaaaaaaaahhhh
  24 d
  it was bad to make the joke to a gay man?
- Summeroflove
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  I suppose not. But based off other questions. Seems you’re pursuing him more then just joking around

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Gummy_Cluster Xper 6
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Good joke, but don't get your hopes up on this site. lol
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dynamicyandere Xper 7
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Jiffy Lube should help his car with that. 🙂
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MrCommodore Guru
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Yes of course, he got it too.
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- Bekaaaaaaaahhhh
  24 d
  He made eye contact with me and given me a cheeky half smile then ignored it haha
- MrCommodore
  24 d
  We're you trying to flirt with him or just purely joking?
- Bekaaaaaaaahhhh
  24 d
  I was jokingly and trying to test the waters to see if he’s bi as I heard him say before he may be 50/50.
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- MrCommodore
  24 d
  😄 So there was a little intention there to test the water? Was he fit or something
- Bekaaaaaaaahhhh
  24 d
  He’s good looking and very funny and kind! (From what I’ve seen so far)
- MrCommodore
  24 d
  Would you be confident with guys normally?
SnowedIn Master
25 d
That's awesome! Thank you; I needed that smile.
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- Gummy_Cluster
  25 d
  There are only four people who get jokes on this site. You know that for a fact.
- SnowedIn
  25 d
  Pearls. Before. Swine.
- Emiliamazing
  25 d
  @Gummy_Cluster maybe five? That certainly brought a little chuckle for me.
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- SnowedIn
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  @Emiliamazing... that's because you're one of the ones who is smart AND nice.
- Emiliamazing
  25 d
  Blushing :-)
- Emiliamazing
  25 d
  So it would be inappropriate if I went on a rant about how nobody can properly parallel park or back their cars into spots?
- SnowedIn
  25 d
  @Emiliamazing ... it wouldn't be inappropriate. Just no one would get it. Except 14 anons in the Sexuality topic. But they've never parked front in, so to speak, so you're better off borrowing Gummy's gerbil and going to a bar for whole milk.
- Emiliamazing
  25 d
  Oh dear! That's graphic
- Gummy_Cluster
  24 d
  @Emiliamazing
  
  You do that rant about parallel parking, and I'll do one where they park their shopping cart sideways in the grocery isle! It's bad enough that they can't stay on their side of the isle, but sideways? Really?
  Is this a gang thing?
  https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tp6KExqs_3o
- Emiliamazing
  24 d
  @Gummy_Cluster i'm willing to bet Robert can parallel park his TAXI!
- Gummy_Cluster
  24 d
  @Emiliamazing You talkin' to me?
- Emiliamazing
  24 d
  @Gummy_Cluster
- Gummy_Cluster
  24 d
  @Emiliamazing Good for you! I bet you have some stories. :)
- Emiliamazing
  24 d
  @Gummy_Cluster the backseat of my taxi cab has plenty of stories to tell.
- Emiliamazing
  24 d
  Whoa, that didn't come out right.
- Gummy_Cluster
  24 d
  @Emiliamazing I bet it does. What happens in the back seat, stays in the back seat. lol
- SnowedIn
  24 d
  @Emiliamazing and @Gummy_Cluster... lmao 😂😂😂😂😂😂
- Gummy_Cluster
  24 d
  @snowedin I'm glad we found another smartly person for our tiny club.
- SnowedIn
  24 d
  @Gummy_Cluster... she's smarter than all of us.
- Gummy_Cluster
  24 d
  I think you're right.
- Emiliamazing
  24 d
  @Gummy_Cluster @snowedin I am honored to be part of the tiny club 🥰
- Gummy_Cluster
  24 d
  @Emiliamazing Our club has five members, and the other club has five million members. Some girl just asked "Is it good that I had unprotected sex, and I'm not on birth control and then he blocked me on social media?" I honestly don't think that if our entire team put our heads together, we could come up with a question that stupid.
- SnowedIn
  24 d
  Gummy, I just spit my coffee out. That's too funny. I think I read something like that not long ago.
- Emiliamazing
  24 d
  @Gummy_Cluster some people just like to see themselves type!
- SnowedIn
  24 d
  Take a look at this one:. Thoughts on this album-and-bio combo for Tinder? ↗
- Gummy_Cluster
  24 d
  I had unprotected sex for the first time. after sex the guy asked me if I was on bc and blocked me on social media after I said no is that bad? ↗
- Gummy_Cluster
  24 d
  @Emiliamazing I think you're right.
- Emiliamazing
  24 d
  @Gummy_Cluster what do these people hope to accomplish by these posts? It's got to be boredom.
- Emiliamazing
  24 d
  Maybe the two originators of those posts need to hook up? She really needs to get on birth control so they don't reproduce.
- Gummy_Cluster
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  @snowedin I'm the anon on there that said no one wants to hear a bragger. (or something like that) He tried his best, but he treated his Tinder bio like a job interview. I've never been on Tinder, but I get what's for. It's a hookup app, and no one gives a hot shit about the stuff he wrote. He is the poster child for why people should let someone else write their profiles for them.
- Gummy_Cluster
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  @Emiliamazing Let's hope they don't reproduce and make more of them.
Dinklex3 Guru
24 d
He probably just didn’t think it was funny.
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- Bekaaaaaaaahhhh
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  He looked at me in the eyes squinted his eyes slightly and given me a cheeky smile then ignored it. I said didn’t you get the joke he changed the subject then said “HA HA HA HA”
Fireguy17 Guru
24 d
yeppers.
And they say size doesn't matter...
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hypojoe Xper 5
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You just gotta believe that it will fit, it looks like it won't but it will.
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Drumlin2001 Guru
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Bit hard not to get it.
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exitseven Master
25 d
I get it but I suppose if I was gay i might be insulted.
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- Bekaaaaaaaahhhh
  24 d
  Why his reaction was making eye contact and squinted his eyes slightly and given me a cheeky smile then ignored it. I said didn’t you get the joke he changed the subject then said “HA HA HA HA”
GoodGuyBreakingBad Master
25 d
Now that made me happy, I like jokes.
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Still-alive Guru
24 d
he probably got it but didn't think it was that funny at first is my guess
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AngryCarl2 Xper 5
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I don't get it.
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Guardian45 Guru
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Yes, I got it.
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Bklynbadboy12 Yoda
25 d
Yeah I get it lol he was telling u that you can't take it lol
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Anonymous
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He didn't get it, he was just being polite
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- Bekaaaaaaaahhhh
  24 d
  He looked at me in the eyes squinted his eyes slightly and given me a cheeky smile then ignored it. I said didn’t you get the joke he changed the subject then said “HA HA HA HA”
- Opinion Owner
  24 d
  For sure he didn't get it, kind of sad
Anonymous
25 d
i thought you were talking about a guy shoving his dick in a woman's cunt
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