In what places would you NOT want to have sex?

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-- I’ll do it in the kitchen like if he's doing me while i wash dishes, but I dont like sex on the kitchen counter. I don’t want ass and juices spilled where i eat lol.

— I like public sex but I don’t want to do it in a public bathroom. Just no. And that includes a plane’s bathroom. I’ll do it in my row on the plane but not in the bathroom.

—If there's a dumpster or chicken farm nearby, just hell no.

—I’ll do it on a boat but not at the beach. I don’t want sand in my buns. And honestly if the oceans in FL smell anything like the oceans here, I won't even do it on a boat.

—I don’t like to do it lying on the outdoors ground. It was not fun seeing a trail of ants around as you’re losing your virginity.

—I would not do it in anyones parents bed. If its a sibling, roommate, cousin, to hell with em lol. But not the parents bed. I’ll fck on the parents couch or in their car but not in their bed 😂

—I would never do it in church.

—I would not want to do it in the front seat of a car again unless its like some huge F450 truck lol.

—I would not do it in a dirty ass ocean nor lake. I prefer a nice clean oversized tub. I might consider a hot tub. I think i’ll pass on the pool due to chlorine.

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God_of_Thunder · Accepted Answer

Well, if it's someplace just  totally  unsanitary, then I don't think I would, just for the risk of infection. Like, inside a dumpster, or like a chicken coop, or something (didn't steal your example; I read the meat of your post after I typed that, lol). I also wouldn't blatantly do it in front of children, obviously. Other than that, there's not really a whole lot that comes to mind. I mean, I wouldn't have sex someplace where I'm guaranteed to go to jail, like right in front of a cop, but if I have a reasonable chance of getting away with it, I'd still take the risk. I have very little shame. I've had sex at work, in school (when I was a student, not as a grown man), in public, with other people in the room, etc; I don't really have a lot of limits.

loveslongnails · Accepted Answer

I would not do it near a dump, I would not do it on a stump,
I would not do it on the beach, I would not do it where I teach,
I would not do it in a dirty truck, there's so many places,
I would not fuck. :)

Aerissa_Jade · Accepted Answer

The manure pit for cattle on the farm. The Chicken coop, shit everywhere. My parents house, if not married, as to respect them and their wishes. Naked in the snow (never again.)  Men's restroom, others know what is going on and ask for a turn (never again.) City Parks where kids might see us. Ground with a bunch of pokey stickers all over and bugs On lava rock

susie22 · Accepted Answer

I'm pretty open to different places, but not in my car (very low 2 seater with wide console and manual transmission), plus my boyfriend is a bit over 6'6", on a sandy beach (sand in sensitive areas), unsanitary places as noted, public bathrooms, in the woods (hate mosquito bites), maybe the laundry room. Other than those, I'm pretty much game on.

Guy13 · Answer

Never a church plus dumpster and others listed. Suggestions: assuming your W/D is in your kitchen. Long story- bought Betty Boop a plastic stenciled name mop bucket 🪣 and nice mop. 🎅

Anyway, as it relates to your “spots to fornicate”-dryer on high heat and unbalanced so that vibration is good, Costco 2step ladder, bent over pressed against dryer vibration and from behind.
Go do some laundry 🧺, Woman….

CindyRuns · Answer

Beach... I know it may sound sex, but, it's pretty easy to get sand you know where... And... it's really irritating for a day or so when that happens !!!

Lliam · Answer

In water. It sounds like a good idea to have weightless sex. It sounds excitingly erotic to be all wet and slippery and see her boobs floating.
But in reality, water washes off all the natural lube and starts giving you both rug burn. Instead of sliding inside her, it feels like two pieces of dry latex squeaking past each other. Picture the squeaky sounds of someone making balloon animals.

Satyromaniac · Answer

In front of my parents, or my boss,
Ig Only in front people I know would be awkward...
Places don't matter when you're horny enough or if you're head over heels in love or drunk out of it
And of course, hygiene matters only when you're stoned or sober... not when you're drunk.

lilyanony1 · Answer

Sewer... In a place open for the public to view... Like a glass container.  My mums or any relatives bed.  In a hospital.  In the back of someone else's car.

Sirenboobzilla · Answer

In my house: laundry room. Nothing wrong with it, it's clean, buuuut meh Outside, nu churches and nowhere that makes my nose and stomach churn

LovingLoverReturned · Answer

I agree with you on all. I might add, I don't feel comfortable doing it in the family home at all... nowhere there... not sure if my mind will change after years of marriage.

spartan55 · Answer

Oh my...😂 😂 😂 😂... I had to pause four times reading this one... you never disappoint.
My favorite: 'near a chicken farm'
If you've ever been anywhere near a commercial chicken 🐔 farm you can understand this one.
Well done as always!

Wish4UrB00ty · Answer

But you swim in a pool right? What’s the difference between being in the water and having sex in the water? 😏😉 I can totally see your logic on all of that though. I just wouldn’t think of most of those thoughts in the heat of the moment. Like if I see a line of ants I’d move but I wouldn’t stop wanting to have sex… lol!

I think the only places I wouldn’t want to have sex is near a garbage can or dumpster. Or anything like that.

near or around anything childish or kid friendly. Like if there’s a chance a kid could see I’m out.

And near or around any kind of religious or spiritual…

melanieeeB · Answer

Public bathrooms, dumpsters and other unhygienic places 🤮🤮🤮 In Public overall I guess haha

NathanDavis · Answer

not a bathroom... not a sauna  not with pets around to see... nobody, for that matter

SassyAussieAddy · Answer

I had sex in a sauna once. Never again. It is way too hot for such a vigorous activity. I almost passed out

ShadezMcgee · Answer

Church, gym, boat, airplane, pool/shower.  I would be down for oral in a fancy restaurant that has a table cloth covering the action below.

mrmonogamous · Answer

I would never want to be in the mile high club simply because I can’t stand those bathrooms. They’re absolutely disgusting and I can’t imagine anyone going in there for a quickie. Other than that, I’m game for almost anything.

Jaximus-Lion · Answer

Any place that is nasty! That's a no for us. Kitchen counter is fine, i am pretty good at cleanin, so we got that covered. No places that has to do with religion. Will not do it in water (not even pools nor tubs), not on the ground just like that. We did it many times in the woods and we had covers and blankets, no problem with any kind of bugs, it depend on the season. We have blankets and covers in the car as an emergency kit so that is not a problem.

Summeroflove · Answer

I would never do it in public. If you want to get yourself arrested and register as a sex offender. Knock yourself out

HighValue · Answer

In a field of cacti.

Revvl6pro · Answer

Such a funny question.  Sex in dumpsters or with chickens watching is just so overrated.

AviatorTom · Answer

There are probably several places, if I took the time to think about it. The first place that comes to mind is center court (basketball) or center ice (hockey rink) or pitcher's mound (baseball stadium) or 50 yard line (football stadium). I', not that much of an exhibitionist to have thousands of fans watching us.