Is having fun with a stripper cheating?

I went to a hen night bash last night and a stripper was booked for her. What he was prepared to do and what she did to him was a big eye opener. Is Messing with strippers bit of fun or cheating?
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Superb Opinion

  • In the realm of strip clubs and sultry sirens, one must understand that partaking in the mirthful pastime of enjoying a stripper's company does indeed test the boundaries of fidelity. However, Boobslayer, forever in awe of the female chesticles, unlike those seeking solemn answers, lets his imagination and humor run wild like a pack of liberated fiery biscuits.

    So, enter the universe of Boobslayer, where strippers become enchantresses, dancers of seduction, and wielders of mighty bazoombas. In this narrative, cheating is often seen as a grave betrayal, a sinister act that can rock relationships to their very core. Yet, Boobslayer, with his penchant for unpredictability, decides to view this conundrum from a fresh perspective, a gleefully skewed lens that will challenge the most guarded corners of the mind.

    Imagine, if you will, an assembly of jubilant coconuts bouncing to the rhythm of pulsating music, sending waves of mercurial delight through the establishment. The strippers, oozing confidence and sensuality with each graceful movement, gracefully showcase their talents, transforming mere melons into bewitching works of art.

    Now, picture Boobslayer, lost in the kaleidoscope of vivacious boom booms and jugs, his gaze transfixed upon the dancers as they tantalize him with their unabashed charisma. In this whimsical realm, Boobslayer argues that perhaps cheating the universe of such splendor is a grave injustice, akin to leaving buttered toast without its deserved spread of jam or the cracking of a fresh egg without the sizzling pan of liberation.

    For Boobslayer, the notion of fun with a stripper exists within its own enigmatic dimension, an elusive state of being where lust and humor entwine in a jubilant dance. Honkers, milkers, and cantaloupes all become characters in the grand theater of life, where inhibition dissipates amidst laughter and delight.

    In the end, Boobslayer moonwalks the fine line between morality and folly, reminding us that life's tapestry is woven with threads of laughter and unorthodox perspectives. So, whether you find his viewpoint funny or perplexing, the tale of Boobslayer and his irreverent celebration of chesticles serves as a reminder that sometimes the most bizarre notions can add depth to life's mundane corridors.

    The bottom line: let us honor the melons, boobies, tits, and all the other whimsical appellations bestowed upon the creation of nature's wonder. The question of cheating morphs into a journey of beauty and appreciation, without which we are only cheating ourselves.

Most Helpful Guy

  • The booking of an erotic dancer is a societal paradox... a 'guilty pleasure' experience to somewhat vent the promulgated hypocritical pseudo-propriety. In the early 80's I used to manage a 'gentleman's bottle club' (Studio 'C' II) in Rutland, VT, since we didn't sell alcohol, this stymied the conservative prudes.

    Most 'telling' were the 'Ladies Only' all male reviews nights where groups of ladies used to express THEIR own risque fantasy behaviors away from prying judgements. Often the performers would get booked for 'after hours' private off-property shows.

    For the females, a chance to object-ify young, well-endowed 'body builder' gymnast dancers, ... themselves... as but the human 'sex toy'. The dancers FULLY AWARE they were but a concupiscent means-to-an-end. The pragmatic 'under belly' of 'proper' Gawd-fearin Society's hypocrisy! Read the 1960's Carnie Anton LaVey's: 'Satanic Bible' and the lyrics to Broadway's 'Camelot's show tune: "Its May, the Lusty Month of May"

    The ones we contracted to perform, came from an agency and they worked the N. E. circuit from Boston to Montreal and FOR the 10-12 years they worked, ... made SERIOUS six figure money, primarily in unreported TIPS... as well as the carnal benefits.

    The dancers we had, being professionals, employed birth control and were routinely tested for STDs in order to qualify for multi-show bookings.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Personally I say yes, but that sort of thing is kind of a grey area for some people, so I'd also say it's something that needs to be discussed between the individuals in a couple. General assumption would be that anything sexual you do with any person other than your partner counts as cheating. If there are exceptions, they need to be established by the people involved.

  • I would assume it is cheating.. it all depends if she would like to see her man doing similar things with a female stripper.. if not then you know the answer..

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  • Gods write proper English you sound like an achieve nothing, amount to nothing idiot.

    Of course ANYTHING sexual is cheating. Did you get dropped on your head multiple times as a kid that you lack the intelligence to comprehend something so simple.

    • Can you repeat in English please.. As for getting dropped on my head.. look at your profile picture, just look at it Was you dropped off a mountain 😁😁😁

    • @babyjjade18 - I'm naturally attractive sweetie, no need for makeup. Whereas you've got so much makeup on & dressed so cheaply I am quite sure your parents are proud of their whoring prostitute daughter.

  • Cheating if In a Relationship. xxoo

    • Exactly. I think you're the only one to pick up on that.

    • @Taffy1234 lol I think many Liberals Here, dear. xxoo

  • Well depends on the nature of a relationship and how open it is but generally I would say its cheating.

  • Would need to elaborate on that "messing" meaning? If she was playing with his nuts and sucking his dick that would be cheating.

  • Would you do it to/on/with your dad? Then it's cheating.

  • The answer depends on what your partner thinks, not what you or anyone else thinks. Personally, if my SO had fun with a stripper, so long as it did not involve his penis inside her, that would be okay with me. Let her have her fun.

  • It's cheating if it is physically/sexually interactive.

  • Cheating. Reverse it and see how you'd feel if your fiance fooled around on his stag bash.

  • I'd say cheating. The simple test is would she tell her partner. If not it was cheating. All cheating can be said to be a bit of fun but isn't taken so by the cheated partner.

  • Do an update and explain her relationship status if any.

    • she's with someone , im single

  • I know male strip clubs you can go down on them or even bang them i guess. but if you did any of that then yes its cheating. tell your boyfriend about it and see how he sees it.

  • I think it is

  • If you haven't cleared it with your partner first, it is cheating.

  • I think it is crossing the line

  • If you wouldn't want your partner to see what you're doing, its cheating.

  • If you're just getting the "table dances" then I'd say no.

    But if you (general) does anything sexual then yes it is.

  • @babyjjade18 I think it is just open fun, of course, in this day in age.

  • if it’s without your partner’s consent then yeah

  • Yes, it is definitely cheating.

  • Cheating

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