Is it time for more ADULT HUMOR 2?

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Yes, there's more! ... lol

How is God like a lot of men?
A. It's hard to get their attention unless you're on your knees

When you catch her in the wrong mood, even flowers wont help... lol — **When you catch her in the wrong mood, even flowers won't help... lol**

John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the best toast of the night."
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street corner.
The man chuckled jeeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night at the pub with a toast about you, Mary."
She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised meself.
You know, he's only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."

Q: Why do men get their greatest ideas in bed?
A: Because their plugged into a genius!

Q: What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking?
A: Slow down and use some lubricant.

Q: How do you make your girlfriend scream while your having sex?
A: Call her and tell her.

Q: What are three words you dread the most while making love?
A: "Honey, I'm home."

Q: Why don't they teach Driver's Ed and sex education on the same day in the Middle East?
A: They don't want to wear out the camel.

Q: What's the difference between being hungry and horny?
A: Where you put the cucumber

Q: What do you call 2 jalapenos having sex?
A: Fucking hot!

You think 7 years for a mirror is bad luck? Try breaking a condom.

Tunasub · Answer

I may as well let you know that I am founding member of Big Dicks Halfway Inn.. Only got it all the way in one and that damn Indian above is talking to her...😉