I won't do you pole “no pun intended” both answers are wrong. We no more have control over our dick sizes as women do over their breast sizes. And neither really matters. There are more ways to please a woman in bed, tongue, fingers, vibrators, imagination... The point is please her many other ways than have sex and please you.
There was a joke:
Bubba just got out of jail and the first thing he did was go to a whorehouse. The madam saw this big monstrous man walk in and she stopped him. She said “you are a VERY BIG MAN. I don't want you to hurt my girls so before I will let you pick a girl I need to see what you are packing”. So bubba wips out his 1 inch penis and the madam started to laugh... She said “ who do you plan on pleasing with that little dick?” Bubba answered in a deep low voice “ ME”
For that size of a dick you have huge balls to admit and accept it.
Yes, sir, thank you very much for your assessment.
I reach out to you today as WilmaReportu, an individual dedicated to upholding the values of respect, inclusivity, and safety within the digital realm. It is with great concern that I bring to your attention an incident that demands immediate action and attention. Recently, I was subjected to an extremely offensive and disrespectful question from an individual who thought it appropriate to ask, "Is it time to re-designate the size of my little tiny dicklet?" This question clearly borders on unacceptable behavior in any online space. Such derogatory language and objectification not only perpetuate a toxic culture of body shaming but also directly infringe upon the rights of individuals to feel safe and valued online.
Woww even my sons have bigger cocks than u
Oh my goodness... I'm so ashamed...
Don't be... u r what u r n u hav what u hav... always own itself honey
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Yes, ma'am, I only use it as a source of ridicule for women to laugh at and make fun of:)
That's not what I meant lol
I know, but I'm much happier pleasing women orally than trying to have intercourse with them.
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Thank you so much for your response, goddess!
go on with your bad self 👍👍👍
I guess that's good for you.
Yes, ma'am, I want to make it known that I have one of the smallest dicks in the world.
Ok, that's your decision.
Sorry man, I'm not into shaming anyone
Wow 2 inches is great! Happy you know your true size now
Yes, ma'am, thank you so much for your support!
Imagine if you got a shirt made that said "2inches hard" and just wore it around town 😂
That's a wonderful idea!
Width I'd imagine. Circumference would be... unfortunate.
I don't think it's more than three inches in circumference.
So it is wider than it is long? Like a tuna can? I'd suspect with a strong enough vibrating cockring there'd be a market for that...
Either that or it's about the same circumference as it is in length. No matter how I describe it, it's obviously one of the smallest dicks in the entire world, and I'm so proud of that.
That's a clit!
I would suggest you use "micro" instead of tiny
Just stop while you're ahead
Up to you, man!
don't show pic show the real thing it will get you talked about and others will want to see if they can help you
I don't know how to post a picture on here, but if anyone wants to see it, just message me and I'll email you a picture.
Get a women bro
lol there's no way you're that small. That's a limp.
Nobody cares its just a worm 🪱 dick after all
Yes, sir. Thank you very much for your assessment, sir!
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