Is it true that there’s a type of people called men and that some of them have penises, AK-47s and bibles and know how to use them?

[psychoticanimallover]

If so, how can we defeat their army and stop them using their weapons against us?

Could we get hippopotamuses on our side?

Is there any way to stop them making holes in us or entering our holes or trying to make us holy?

[Anonymous]

There are different types of these 'men'. I've read the intelligence report from high-command. There is a mathematical principle to understand them that can be followed for a = AK47, b = tiny penis.

I've crunched the numbers and discovered that a=b.
Therefore: AK47 = tiny penis

[psychoticanimallover]

Now you got me worried. It’s no longer just being raped or shot, but a combination of both... My vag is not bulletproof, hopefully I’m ugly enough that I’ll avoid this fate.

[Opinion Owner]

If you're worried about a holey in your holey, think to the other holy. The saying goes: To prevent a holey holey, cover your holy holey with a holy habit.

[msc545]

I think the size of the gun and the size of the penis are negatively correlated.

[purplepoppy]

You can't reason with stupid but you can sell him a gun.

[razelove]

And where you're at the mark-up on guns is crazy... Buy them off the boats cheap, sell hi, or I read somewhere

[purplepoppy]

Guns are expensive here which is good because it stops poor people from owning them and lets be honest that keeps every one safe. A decent off the peg gun is usually over a £1000

[razelove]

If you're that concerned do bomb drills, dig a hole, lay in it with your head toward the ordinance and cover your crotch with both hands. This works better with a kevlar helmet and level IV vest

[msc545]

Is the crotch part needed for a woman too? Seems redundant...

[razelove]

@msc545 it's not for shrapnel but overpressure, a shift of say, 20 psi would be not fun on an open anus, or if any of your innards get ruptured. Your ears are kinda expendable, a little tinitus and hearing loss never hurt anyone. You know, compared to internal bleeding.

[israelisevil]

Are you saying sex is wrong or guns are wrong. People push Anti Abortion Anti Gun Anti Drug stuff are worst want controll others lives not living how they do

[Hangry22]

It's a myth.

[EmmaMary]

We obviously have a very serious "glue sniffer" here. smh

[wittymilf]

I feel like Swiss cheese 🧀 right now.

[micheal727jovanie]

I don't need guns when I could use my brain.

[msc545]

Brains and pens are far more dangerous than guns...

[micheal727jovanie]

@msc545 no chemicals, robots and machinery are.

[msc545]

It takes brains and pens to design and make chemicals, robots, and machinery. The day we successfully design and build a robot that can design and build other robots without our assistance is when things change.

[micheal727jovanie]

@msc545 that'll be a game changer.

[loveslongnails]

I doubt there are such humans on this planet.

[Meldrum]

I have found that those who wield an AK-47 or AR-15 have an IQ equivalent to the number on the said gun. Also, if you need a semi-automatic rifle, capable of cutting down trees, (and that about all they're good for), then you need a new hobby.

[msc545]

It's true, but no worries, most of us have learned to ignore most women.

[gandolph3]

the one with the ak47s and bibles are the worst of the lot, the others you might reason with

[israelisevil]

nothing wrong with having an K in your house bible people can be crazy though

[Anonymous]

This site is home to the dumbest people on the planet, and this question proves that.

[Anonymous]

1. You can't.
2. No hippoes, unless you're speaking of fat feminists.
3. No there is no way.