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Is it weird that I do this?

If I'm feeling low, stressed or tired (basically if I'm in a bad mood) I masturbate, try to poop and then take a shower. Once I do these three things my bad mood goes away. If I had a tough day at work the first thing I do when I come home is drink a glass of water, poop and then masturbate in shower. Sometimes I masturbate after the shower before going to sleep. Somehow doing these three things make me feel relaxed and takes away my bad mood. But sometimes I feel weird for doing this as a ritual. Do you think it's weird that I do this?
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Superb Opinion

  • "Weird" would be a judgement. I don't go there. Does it matter what works for you so long as it works? Nope. Does anyone's opinion of it matter? It doesn't. It's all good as long as you're not hurting anyone else.

    Hydration is key to good health and sexual activity. I would add:

    - A no calorie sports drink since promotes hydration absorption and tissue hydration
    - A no carbs protein isolate shake because protein expands blood volume, otherwise water just gets peed out soon after absorption. (Phlebotomist and pre-med trick.)
    - Beets and beet juice. Nitrous oxide (NO) production is widen the circulatory system, relax, and O big.
    - Excess carbs increase VLDL/LDLs, and bind free testosterone, lowering sex drive.
    - Whatever else makes you relax.
    - by the way: outside of a shower, if a woman wants to O at all or bigger in bed: socks. Warm feet are key.

    I bet the shower does most of it. I could live in a hot shower indefinitely.

    Not every woman enjoys the same particulars: I know a girl who likes a lavender bubble bath with a glass of dry champagne, a few full red ripe strawberries with melted chocolate, jasmine essential oil diffusers, LED tea lights for ambiance, somewhat lowered lights, scattered rose or tulip petals, soft background mood music, and a nasty romance novel (or a back massage and my dick).

    Another thing for a tough day at work is DDlg. RP provides escapism, creativity, and play that is usually missing in everyday life. Kink-positivity required.

Most Helpful Guy

  • No it's normal, you just understand your body better than most. Empty bowels are healthy and not evacuating them before bed can keep me awake. If you use a suction cup dildo to masturbate in the shower obviously it's best to have your bowels empty anyway. Plus I (and most people) fall asleep faster right after a shower with clean skin.

    • Yes it helps me sleep well.

    • (And an orgasm, ofc 😊)

Most Helpful Girls

  • No. Taking a shower helps with relieving stress and so does masturbation. Masturbating before bed gives me a good sleep and I'm sure you can agree with that too. And it's not just you, everybody feels good after pooping. It feels like losing a few pounds within a few seconds or minutes lol, so of course it has to make you feel relieved. So there's nothing weird about you feeling relieved and relaxed after doing these things.

  • It’s not weird. Those things seem like th ayes be able to relax someone. I wish I was able to poop on command like that.

    • they’d be able*

    • I don't poop on command lol. I just sit there for a while and it happens.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • Nah it’s not weird all help relax you.

    it’s likely just a bit of a habit, just don’t mix them up.

    shower and masturbating is okay, however watch about the poop thing, does not mix well with shower lol

    • I take a shower after I poop so I feel clean.

    • @ asker. It’s the best way pooping after a shower just seems wrong

    • Saw this. Instructions. Back to sleep.

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  • Seems totally normal to me. Whatever works. Better than hitting the bottle or snorting a line.

  • No it’s not weird, orgasms help relieve stress

  • whatever helps i guess

  • I used to masturbate to relieve stress. Now I do it only when my girlfriend isn't here.

  • nothing like a good poop. You sure you don't poop first?

    • I poop first then take a shower.

  • It's normal..

  • Not weird, self care is important.

  • You are not weird. Whatever works for you is excellent.

  • 🤢🤢🤢

    • Why?

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