Is it worth hiring a prostitute to finally try anal sex?

[Anonymous]

I've always wanted to try anal sex but can never find a girl willing to do it for me even the girlfriends who have claimed to love me haven't helped me indulge in this fantasy. It feels like paying for the experience is my only option.

[Anonymous]

Dudes I've been with say no. You'll also have to wear a rubber, which makes it less sensational. Anal sex spreads stds more easily because of the reduced lubrication.

IMHO - love isn't the way to get a girl to sexuality experiment, especially when it is more likely to hurt her than you. Orgasms are. If you get a chick off a lot and make her feel sex is gonna be a fun, exciting, pleasurable experience each time ... Dopamine takes over and she takes more risks.

[Asker]

I've tried this to no avail unfortunately

[Embercelica]

C'mon you can't be serious. Are you willing to spend that much money over some fantasy with a girl you have no emotional connection with.

[Asker]

Yes I am

[MindYourEyes]

Just get some olives. Those look like straight up buttholes. XD. And it's juicy

[jacquesvol]

When you poke in a rabbit's hole, you're bound to meet the rabbit sooner or later. In this case it's Poop-the Rabbit. It's https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Human_feces

[Anonymous]

90% of guys i know have had sex with a prostitute or paid for sex not a big deal really

[Afrochick]

sad.

[Opinion Owner]

@Afrochick sad? guys want sex and they dont always have any other option of getting it, girls can just wear a mini skirt and theyre good to go.

[AlphaMale1]

Are you crazy? Just grip your cock a little tighter while masturbating and you have close to the feeling of anal sex as you are going to get.

You would actually put your cock in a prostitute's ass hole? lol

[Smmyskittles]

lol, I'm sensing a troll.

[enis_Penvy]

Find the right girl. In my experience if a girl is into you and not just your dick, she's usually open to experimenting in the bedroom

[SarahsSummer]

Sure. It's clearly your only hope

[Amlal]

yes cause hookers are better than sluts

[Kaazsz]

It's not that great lol. You gotta work on your manly bedroom game if you can't get girls to let you stick it in their butt. I guarantee you the next guy they got with was butt fucking them in a week lol.

[Belgie]

Sure, if you want to. But don't expect a life changing experience.

[NJ_Casanova]

If you really want to try it then sure.. there are escorts that will do that. It would be a lot easier and less problematic than trying to convince a girlfriend.

[Smmyskittles]

LOL, says you. I know why you have trouble convincing girlfriends. :P

[NJ_Casanova]

@Smmyskittles SHE BACK;-)

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[Smmyskittles]

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[G-Daz]

go for it. smother that dick in shit

[Levin]

Forgive me, but.

Eww!

[Chico_brah]

Lmao nasty. Anal sex can be dusty AF. Is need to know the girl personally. Anal isn't even all that great tbh.

[redeyemindtricks]

"Dusty"?

[Chico_brah]

@rexium I told you I'd start using that word

[Chico_brah]

@reixun blah

[reixun]

😂😂 It sounds like her anus is dusty though 🙄💩

[Misty700]

But anally feels better on your cock because it's tighter

[Chico_brah]

@Misty700 I can confidently say that my cock is large enough to feel tight in almost any pussy. In most cases and average sized penis will fit to any vagina like a glove. That's to assume that the chick doesn't have a gaping hole as a pussy. Tighter is not always better. You know how long it took to finally get it in? lol. I didn't like it. I mean with that logic I should probably be attempting to stick my cock up a lubricated straw when I jerk off lmao.

[Misty700]

But anal grips, and massages your whole dick better than pussy though.

[Unknown15]

Go for it

[Afrochick]

This is fucking pathetic.

Anal sex is going to open up a huge portal of STD's. Oh and have fun explaining that to your future girlfriends...

[Asker]

I'm guessing you have never heard of condoms. You should Google them you may just learn something

[CisScum]

Waste of money also that's pretty desperate.

[Karaas2]

Gross. Essentially you wanna buy human just because to satisfy your fantasy? Huh

[erererer]

buy? lol. giving money means buying them?

[Asker]

If she wants to sell a service and I want to buy a service what's wrong with that?

[Karaas2]

Okay keep believing you're buying service.

[erererer]

I do.

[Asker]

@erererer. If a plumber comes to fix your sink yiu are paying them to do something for you you are not buying them. Same goes for prostitutes, you are paying them to do something for you once. Not buying them to keep.

[datgirl]

Ugh pathetic.

[Kiran04]

Try younger girls. They're easier to manipulate.

[Afrochick]

sick

[Kiran04]

@Afrochick Wicked sick.

[Luv2run]

this is the dumbest question on here. "even the gfs who have claimed to love me haven't helped me indulge in this fantasy" - the 2nd dumbest thing i've ever heard.

[OfDeath]

Totally worth it dude. I'm fucking serious, do it it's the best experience.
I sense some fun times coming your way!

[dnb456]

It's up to you.

[Yumix]

Probably not

[anonman32]

Sure why not? If you really want to. People pay more money for to go bungee jumping or something so if you really want anal why not.

[Cowboy6666]

Lmao dip chocodick into the shithole

[TonyRyanAgain]

Lmao, how sad...

[kingarthas]

I don't think its worth it.

[Table20]

i wouldn't do that but it is totally up to you

[Josh2263]

The ass is more fun to do its tighter

[chan1234]

Nooo !

[Heybobbimae]

Why spend money when you could just hook up with a girl who's into it for free

[ayylamo]

Where do I sign up?

[Asker]

Because I've been unable to find a girl who is up for that

[hamsandwich]

why not?

[Anonymous]

you're not missing out on anything.

[Misty700]

But anal sex feels better on your dick then vaginal sex though because it's tighter and warmer.

[StickStickity13]

@Misty700 Not warmer, just tighter

[Yumix]

@Misty700 but you have to wear a rubber with a hooker (unless you're crazy), so you barely feel the difference

[Opinion Owner]

@Misty700 and you know this because you have a dick right?

[Misty700]

no, but it's logic, so what do you think?

[Opinion Owner]

@Misty700 it's not logical cuz you place too much importance on tightness. the pussy doesn't need to be vice grip tight. Skin in the pussy feels much better than the rectum. Once you grow a dick and fuck a girl in the pussy and ass, then your opinion on which feels better will matter.

[Opinion Owner]

plus the pussy wraps around your whole dick whereas with anal it's mostly the sphincter doing the work.

[Misty700]

How does the skin inside the pussy feel better than the rectum?

[Misty700]

So if the sphincter does the work in anal, then what does most of the work in the vagina (opening, middle, etc)?

[Anonymous]

Nope, it isn't that great, just taboo even today. Once you do a prostitute you will never be able to truthfully say you havene't. Both men and women consider it a weakness. Women won't date you if they find out. Not worth it, not to mention the diseases.

[Anonymous]

Weirdos!

[Anonymous]

it is funny to see how girls are butthurt that you want a hooker.

[redeyemindtricks]

Of all the adjectives you could've chosen for women who *refused* anal sex... you chose "butthurt".

[Chico_brah]

@redeyemindtricks lmaooo. The funniest part is that I don't even think that pun was intended.

[redeyemindtricks]

@Chico_brah hah... speaking of puns... I was going to try to make another one, about "not getting innuendo" (... which, in the right Italian accent, sounds like... not getting it in the end). But that one would depend too much on hearing the accent.

[Opinion Owner]

@redeyemindtricks women are butthurt when guys choose hookers over sluts

[MrMysteryMan]

@redeyemindtricks Inthewrongendo

[Anonymous]

Dude it's cheaper than a girlfriend and doesn't have ANY of the added female bullshit.
We should all stop playing the female shit tests and drama and go with hookers, maybe then girls will smarten the fuck up.

[Anonymous]

I wouldn't. You'd have to use a condom and... blah. And it's a lot more expensive.

Just keep doing hookups with girls who are below your league. If they won't do anal, don't push for it, just stop calling them, and give one word replies (or close to it) if they contact you unless they agree to it while moving on looking for a girl who is okay with it. Numbers game. Its just something you need in a 'compatible' partner.

[Anonymous]

Just imagine what it would be like, and realize it's 10 times worse.

Not worth the money.

[Anonymous]

I have a bad experience with hookers. They stole my money. And are totally untrustworthy.

[Anonymous]

Just because they didn't want anal sex doesn't mean they didn't love you first of all..