Is modern masturbation bad for the environment?

Each day, millions of coomers spend extra time in a hot shower. But do these selfish solo flyers think about the fact that delivering, treating, and heating the hot water for the shower is extremely energy intensive? Letting just your faucet run for five minutes uses about as much energy as letting a 60-watt light bulb run for 22 hours. pleasuring themselves. How much did the price of crude oil just go up because of these wet wankers?

Then there are those meat beaters who prefer to lay in bed with their laptop. Soooo many people watch porn online that the industry’s carbon footprint might be worse now that it was in the days of DVDs and magazines. A professor at Indiana University calculates that Pornhub uses 5.967 million kWh in a year.

Let's not even talk about the tons of plastic cocks and vaginas filling up landfills, and the hundreds of innocent sea turtles who choke on dildos.

If we want to save the Earth, and reduce our reliance on fossil fuels, we need to go back to the old days when orgasms were achieved with good old-fashioned imagination.

Woman masturbates in sunlit room, using only her imagination
Woman masturbates in sunlit room, using only her imagination
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  • Some people coom their brains out, it's not just about the environment.

    But it's bullshit that running unfiltered water for five minutes consumes so much energy. Unless you mix it with chemicals that pollute... still we can't use watts to measure the damage.

    • Maybe you meant running hot water? Because I never shower with heated water.

    • You shower in ice cold water?

    • Always

Most Helpful Guy

  • I think the cruise industry alone way outshines any pollution caused by porn

    • So what? You can still wank responsibly.

    • I don’t feel it’s a pressing issue like other things

Most Helpful Girls

  • Save water, no solo time in the shower. Recycle dildos, they make great door stops.

    • And weapons

    • Nice suggestion. How do you re-use a pocket pussy?

    • Dildo storage?

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  • Absolutely. Sluts should be renamed ecowarriers saving the planet one BJ at a time

    • Just make sure to stay local and use paper bags over your head.

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  • All the water you save surely makes up for any losses in and from other venues... :-)

  • I just play old music on my TV off YouTube to set the mood 😆 I don't need porn!

  • Tackle obesity first. The obese have a high carbon footprint

  • lmao if your gonna say porn sites are big contributors of climate change then wouldn't google and social media sites be bigger offenders

    • I must have flushed an entire rain forest worth of tissues down the drain by now lol

    • @lilybyte What? No! Google has been on 100% renewable energy for 5 years. You think people GaG more than they watch porn? No way.

    • Well what about every major social platform lol they all probably use way more energy than every porn site combined

  • just find a friend and use your hands