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Is MORE always MERRIER?

1. If you are the same width as a can-good or can-drink, then you are possibly too big.

Is MORE always MERRIER?

2. If your balls appear to be hanging below your piece, then you are likely too small.

3. If you are longer/thicker than a banana, then you are probably too BIG.

4. If she can feel it in her stomach, you are too big.

5. If you jerk off using fingers rather than a hand or two, then you are likely too small.

6. If she says she can't feel it, then you are probably small, but lets just hope its because she is too loose down there lol.

7. If you can only fit it half way in and she is a nonvirgin shrieking in pain, then you are too big (or she's just a virgin whos not used to it lol)

8. If it can be seen hitting her non existent adams apple when she deep throats, then you are likely too big.

9. If you only hold yourself using just your finger when peeing instead of your hand, then you are likely small.

10. If it takes more than two hands stacked on top of each other for you to feel pleasure when jerking off, then I don't know that sounds like you're too long lol

11. If it hangs to your knee caps, then you are verrrrrry long.

12. If you are 3 fingers wide, then um I don't know

13. If you feel disappointed with your own member when you look at another guys piece, then you are likely too small.

14. If you ball up your hand into a fist (with thumb facing upwards) and that matches the circumference of you, then you are TOO big/thick/wide....

15. If your piece matches that of a baby/toddler/child or anyone under 12, then you are likely small.

16. If it looks like she's using your piece as a whistle when its in her mouth, then ummm yea

17. If you measured yourself with a ruler and are 9+ inches long then you are possibly considered TOO BIG. If you measured 4 inches or less then you are likely too small.

18. If you got upset with some of these tips then you are likely too small. If you are a bit overwhelmed, then I assumed you did not know how BIG you were. If you are not sure what to think then I guess your piece is perfecto-o-o-o (emphasis on the "O" lol)

19. If she enjoys your finger more than your piece, then maybe she's just another me lol

20. If the majority of girls told you you are too big/small, then MAJORITY RULES!!!

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  • 1. No but I'm about the circumference of a beer bottle at the thickest point (the base) the tip is somewhat smaller. I never had any problems.
    2. When flaccid they don't, when erect they hardly hang at all.
    3. Depends on the banana, I'm thicker than most.
    4. I have had women say this and they didn't seem to be distressed. If they were in pain they were hiding it really well.
    5. No
    6. Never had a woman say that but I have to say I don't know what people are talking about when they say vaginas are tight or loose, they are all about the same to me. I mean they can change in the course of sex but they aren't consistently tighter or looser. They are consistently deeper or shallower.
    7. I'm nearly 8" long and can generally fit nearly all in. When women are on top they almost always try to get as much in as they can.
    8. I've never been deep-throated, never had a woman get more than quarter of the way down the shaft before her teeth started scraping. A sensation I do not enjoy.
    9. No, unless it's very cold out.
    10. I can fit two hands on but I don't need them. Most of the sensation is in the tip.
    11. Not even close.
    12. That's about right but the shape has more volume because it's not flat.
    13. I'm quite happy with mine.
    14. No, my hands a pretty big too.
    15. No.
    16. No
    17. No
    18. No, more bemused. When people talk about size it rarely fits my experience.
    19. No, women seem to enjoy penetration with me even more than oral.
    20. This is one of the things that really puzzles me. According to everything I've read I'm exceptionally big, probably the biggest most of the women I've been with have had but very few of them mentioned anything about it or even seemed to notice. The few who did always said big. I've never been told or had it implied I was small though one girl made a point of telling he she had been with a guy who was "even bigger". I think she was trying to 'put me in my place'. I never had a girl complain I was too big even though according to the site I noted above I'm, longer than 997 guys out of 1,000 and probably about 1 in 10,000 for girth.

    • I've only been with one guy ans he was also 8 inches :)

    • I wonder if the reason more women don't seem to have noticed is because of the proportions. The average size is supposed to be (length x girth) 5.2" x 4.6" a proportion of 1.13 to 1. I'm a hair less than 8" x 71/4" though in the middle the girth is more like 6 3/4" so a ratio of 1.17 to 1 basically I've just got a bigger version of the same proportions, so the only thing that looks unusual is that the glans is smaller than the shaft. I remember one time after about half an hour of penetration I was starting to get sore. I normally would have used a lubricant to prevent this but things had happened spontaneously so i wasn't prepared. I hadn't cum but I was going to have to stop or be useless for a week (she had three times). I was explaining to her why i had to stop and had her put her hand around the base of my penis and compare it to her forearm, it was the same as the midpoint and she was not a small girl. She seemed totally shocked, like she had no idea up to then how big it was.

    • Dang well you seem to have the perfect size ding dong lol. What about the shade?

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  • Yaaaaasssss PREACH!!!

    • Haha Thanks!!

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  • perfect example of "yes, size does matter. But that doesn't mean bigger and thicker is better" XD

    Also, funny as hell

    • Lol thanks!! I tried haha

  • I don't even...

  • 1. I feel like when mine's off, it could almost fit in the hole...
    2. Mine hangs a bit lower than my balls.
    3. (Virgin)
    5. I use one hand.
    6. (Virgin)
    7. "
    8. "
    9. I use a few fingers.
    10. Mine is roughly the length 9 fingers when on. (Not using thumbs for measurement)
    11. No way in h***!
    12. I'd say about 2 fingers.
    13. I feel disclosure about all of my physical shape, so I don't know how to make that out.
    14. I'm not sure what you mean...
    15. I don't know how big they are, but I assume mine is bigger...
    16. (Virgin)
    17. If referring to when on, it sounds like I'm barely big enough...
    18. I don't understand the "o-o-o-o" part...
    19. (Virgin)
    20. Majority sais mine is fine, but are clearly saying it's barely good enough.

    • You sir are brave lol

    • Oh? How so?

    • Because you didn't post anon lol

  • 20. If the majority of girls told you you are too big/small, then MAJORITY RULES!!!

    Majority says- its big enough to fill my pussy fully!

    • Lol i cheated ;-)

  • You must of had a good amount of guys to know what you prefer..

    Was something on your mind today? ;) lol

    • Lol actually I've only been with one guy haha. But I have had many crushes who sent me dick pics

    • nice... hopefully not many disappointed you lol

    • and why are you posting anonymously? Grrr ahha

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  • Less is more

    • Umm noooo not saying that either

    • Less is more, I'm telling ya

    • It may FEEL like more, but I rather it LOOK like more

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  • I'm four inches. Still a virgin, because I'm too small. Not thick, either.

    You can't even take more than four inches, according to your post, but you would still dump me because I LOOK small... lol.

    • Let's have a myTake about how big your vagina is!

    • Well since I could only take about 4 inches then I guess my vagina hole isn't that deep. Besides, I've only had sex like twice with one person so I wouldn't really know. But he was 8 inches and now thats all I really want to SEE. So yes I would probably not date a guy who didn't LOOK good down there (regardless of how he FEELS)

  • Luckily I'm just an #InBetweener in all of this hahaha

    • Hahaa not too big, not too small

  • Hahaha laugh of the day!!!

    • Yay I reached my goal lol

    • She was good at this post wasn't she? lol

    • Yes hahaha

  • This will probably get more feedback since it's a take.

    • I hope so! But so far its a no go

    • Got some now.

    • Lol yea haha

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