Is there a more attractive family than the Pearsons (minus Kate)?

[Anonymous]

Look at them.

I mean just LOOK. AT. THEM.

Let's start with Sterling (Randall). Can you imagine how enormous his BBC is? And that smile. And those muscles. Fuck me.

Then Milo (Jack). Such a sweetheart and such a gorgeous boy. Ugh.

Mandy (Rebecca). Holy fuck she is the hottest woman in the world. If that was my mom, I would totally be done for some lesbo incest action.

Chrissy (Kate)... uh, pass. Gross.

Justin (Kevin). Yeah, I would totally marry him. Such a hunk. I bet he has some real oral skills too.

Who is your biggest family crush?

[Anonymous]

Yeah I like Rebecca but it’s a myth that black guys have a big penis, the biggest penis in the world is on a white guy