Is this a strange sexual fantasy?

Question

So you’re on a motorbike and some evil f*cker in a Jeep tries to ram you from behind and knocks you off your bike. You land on a fence, impaling yourself vaginally (or anally) on one of the posts. An attractive passerby in a Jaguar (that part is important) stops and rushes over to help. He comes over to your rescue and tries to lift you from the fence, but just before he can pull you completely off the post his grip slips and you fall back, further impaling yourself again. He does this repeatedly until you come, loudly and obviously, at which point he gets angry that you’ve orgasmed since he was only trying to help and is a very religious married man who has only ever given his wife an orgasm before. Now he has unwittingly given a second woman an orgasm and is mighty pissed. He leaves. A police officer stops and comes to help. He also tries lifting you from the fence but his grip also slips, just like the first Good Samaritan, and he ends up giving you another loud and obvious orgasm. He is very worried that you’ll report him for assault so he runs off leaving behind his police car with the keys in the engine. You struggle and struggle and finally manage to get unimpaled (giving yourself three more orgasms in the process). Your bike is a wreck, so you steal the police car and ride away in it off into the sunset.

The End

Meldrum · Accepted Answer

WELL!! It's an interesting fantasy, that said, most of the fence posts I've dealt with, as an EMT and first responder, were of the size that would be far too large to enter either opening. But putting that aside, to hell with the guy with the Jaguar and the cop. They couldn't get you off the post and, from what I read, you were just as happy to sit there until someone else came along and tried to help. But I was confused when you lifted yourself off the post. Where was the leverage for you to use to remove yourself? And if you enjoyed it that much and could leave at any time, then why not try to give yourself some more orgasms?

AndyOh · Accepted Answer

Yes, I would classify this one as a strange sexual fantasy.

So many 'but wait's' in there.. but wait if you were landing on a post, there might be some damage, especially internally; etc.
Also seem to be concerned about how men would unwittingly get you 'off' in that position, as they tried to rescue you.

A creative mind you have.

Hangry22 · Accepted Answer

Really really strange. Way worse than your animal fantasies

Cherokeehp · Accepted Answer

That is one of the least sexiest fantasies I’ve ever heard of.

razelove · Answer

I say stick with the one guy, but make it Danny Trejo or Charles Bronson. One of those guys whose mustache is grand enough to apply for its own social.

erandal · Answer

Yes, very strange.

Red_Arrow · Answer

Well, at least I know where the first part of your user name came from.

iseekpinetrees · Answer

Did u just wake up from a really fucked up dream?

Sir-Glance-A-Lot · Answer

Quite strange indeed

Gwenhwyfar · Answer

Strange but totally cool

bowenw · Answer

It's a fantastic story. You should consider writing erotica e. g. on literotica. com. I bet you have a lot more ideas for stories/fantasies.

Rippersavage · Answer

Why was the Jaguar part important?

FýrdracaDócincel · Answer

You know you're ass-deep in quarantine hell when you find this hot, good God..

Gedaria · Answer

A lot of hard work for the orgasms.

Hannahbananaaaaa · Answer

As someone else said, I think you’ve been stuck in your house a bit too long.

Valnac · Answer

Yikes!

gandolph3 · Answer

Sounds quite normal

Anonymous · Answer

I guess I will see you on the episode of deadly sins or sex sent me to the er lol this is one hell of a fantasy girl but gone head and do you! Hell if this what make you happy then go for it lol