Girls, Is this supposed to happen to girls?

[OutcastedGhost]

So I'm a girl and This has never happened to me so I'm really embarrassed but I'm in highschool
And I got into a fight with another girl and we were standing I got ahold of her hair and pulled her head down and but I had my legs spread wide open for balance and I didn't realize her friend came up behind me and kicked me between my spread legs Got me perfectly right on the love buttonI was so embarrassed because I've never had my uhm girls parts get hurt before So I was shocked and I yelled "OH! right on the button" in front of everyone!! And I went down like a sack of potatoes trying to comfort my poor clitoris for dear life rolling around all over the floor like I was I was on fire eyes bulging out if my head with the "O" mouth boys get when they get their balls hurt I was grabbing the front of my pants and pulling at them desperately in a panic while rolling around frantically Everyone was either laughing or covering their crotches sympathy. It happened in front of everyone girls and boys And I rolled and rolled all over desperately trying to comfort and calm my cooch but it hurt so much that I don't know why I accidentally just let loose and started uncontrollably peeing my pants Everyone thought that was hilarious :(I finally just ended up lying there with peed pants curled up while I finished holding my girl partsBoy that hurt I am so embarrassed 1 that my clit got hurt in front of everyone2 that I rolled around on the ground frantically like a maniac holding my crotch for dear life 3 that I started uncontrollably pissing my pants And 4 that everyone just stepped over me and left me laying there to hold my crotch by myself with my pants soaked with peeMy question is... Vaginas can get hurt when they are kicked? My clit was always happy and felt good! I thought that boys with their balls! And why did I pee my pants. It hurt so much I couldn't hold it and I couldn't stop peeing once I startedMy poor little button is never going to forget this day :( ouch!

[LisaLisa89]

You're 24 and in highschool? Presumably because you haven't yet conquered the concept of punctuation at the end of sentences. Or the concept of stories with some element of plausibility.
I agree with @EmmaMary about part 2, where your boobs are inadvertently sucked into a vacuum cleaner while you are trying to put your knickers over your head in the Whitehouse garden.
On second thoughts, that's probably more likely than your weird fantasy.

[Anonymous]

Yes, that sort of thing has happened to me before. It’s the weakest part of a woman’s body, and pissing yourself is a common symptom of getting kicked in the cooch. Frankly I’d be surprised if you didn’t fall over and roll around on the ground. But the way your story is written it seems kinda fake.

[OutcastedGhost]

Did u get your cooch hurt. ?

[Opinion Owner]

Well yeah, of course.

[OutcastedGhost]

Did you go down and hold your crotch like me or am I not normal?

[Opinion Owner]

Yeah, that’s the universal reaction reaction. You could hit the strongest woman in the world in the groin and she’d go down holding her crotch.

[OutcastedGhost]

Ouch. Our poor coochies

[OutcastedGhost]

You should dm me if u don't mind

[iseekpinetrees]

Would only pee if u pushed with those muscles. But I've never been in a fight or kicked there. Landed on the bar of bike As a kid that hurt but only the bone

[OutcastedGhost]

Ouch do you ever go down holding your crotch like me

[EmmaMary]

What a truly wonderful fanciful story... Can't wait for part two!

Until then...

Congratulations on winning a Troll of the day award.

[OutcastedGhost]

Wasn't trolling. Literally sitting here with an icepack on my crotch

[EmmaMary]

Of course you are! 🤣🤣🤣 🤣🤣🤣

[OutcastedGhost]

What? Nobody's ever kicked you in the clit before?

[EmmaMary]

No I most certainly haven't, probably just like the vast majority of women on this planet.

[Anonymous]

This is fake.

[Anonymous]

@emmamary Yeah fake. And why are you 24 and in high school, sir?

[OutcastedGhost]

I'm actually 26

[OutcastedGhost]

16*"

[EmmaMary]

@outcastedghost Of course you are... That's why you profile age shows 24! 😂😂

[OutcastedGhost]

@EmmaMary obviously I set it that way on purpose. You shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet

[Opinion Owner]

That's why we don't believe you.

[EmmaMary]

@outcastedghost That's precisely why we don't believe you. However, you might like to consider going into pantomime where you could easily play the part of Pinocchio.