Is time travel sex with yourself super gay or really just masturbation?

I'm here, dear uhh... sexy myself?
I'm here, dear uhh... sexy myself?
A deep philosophical inquiry of the day.
Imagine you come to posses the ability to travel in time (and imagine that your past and future self coming in contact with each other would not implode the universe).
After some time, once you have seen all the dinosaurs and threw all the tomatoes at Hitler during his speeches, you start looking for the less obvious, more creative uses of your newfound gift.

Basically.
Would you go back in time to fuck yourself?
Yes... or... nah.
Totally gay
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  • Depends on if traveling back in time created another timeline which would create an alternative self. Then you wouldn't really be having sex with your real self, but another self with a tiny bit different history, that would be gay.
    But then again, if you met yourself, would you really have sex with yourself, or just lose your mind?

    • For the sake of the argument, we are assuming a single linear timeline where the Novikov self-consistency principle applies, rather than the many-worlds interpretation. That is, you would personally get to experience your own "masturbation" from both ends.

    • This is a great philisophical topic. It really gets one thinking. I guess gay sex is described as having intercourse with someone of the same sex. You are of the same sex as yourself, so it's kinda gay.

  • Banging my clone in the @ss is gay sex.
    I'm disgusted by that. I would rather stay where I am right now.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Masturbation and technically incest too - since you'd have an older and younger self.

    • Lol, you wouldn't be traveling back to exploit your teenage self as a middle ager or anything along those lines. You would just travel back an hour at a time.

  • I don't have enough brain cells for this nonsense.

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  • Its gay and not masturbation. If you have sex, its sex. Masturbation isn't sex with yourself.

  • its a different man so...
    kinda

    • Well, it is not. We are assuming a linear timeline, so you would experience fucking as well as being fucked... by yourself.

    • You are a different person every moment

  • Gay lol

  • Id suk my own d but no poo poo shit

  • Read the book "The man who folded himself" to discover the answer to this question.

    Good book.

    Spoiler, he has sex with himself...

  • Oh what the shit?

  • I wouldn’t even bed a female version of myself.

  • I would kick his arse. For screwing so much shit up.

  • Masturbation

  • How I saw "Most Helpful Award" and first read "Most Awkward"...

    • Lol, it would be fitting for this question.

  • Yes I would

  • No this is stupid. This is what you would use this amazing device for?

  • I don't know maybe

  • I might