Ladies, here's how to get male upvotes!

I hope you guys realize this is tongue in cheek and don't take it too seriously!

Ladies, here's how to get male upvotes!

Size Doesn't Matter

This is the most universal one. If you say you like 4" willies you're golden with the poorly endowed men of this site (aka, the majority). Fun factoid: most men created their account on here to ask if women would be interested in their 5 inchers and below.

Feminism is of Satan

I'm not a feminist per se myself. But the last thing I want is upvotes from misogynists for saying so. To clarify: feminism has a lot of valid points. But what the men on here want to hear is women say feminism is for whiny bitches who can't appreciate the fact men have it harder..aka, sellouts.

Rape is a myth

If you're one of those women who says rape is just an overblown, pretend problem or an excuse for evil bitches to accuse innocent men of crimes they never committed, chances are you are not a survivor. Or the daughter of a survivor. Or the friend, mother, sister etc of a survivor. Not all of us are so lucky. But congratulations, those blue upvotes should make you very happy!

You are virgin

If you say you are a virgin and are saving yourself for another virgin's 4" cock, they will probably build a shrine in your honor. Complete with sacrificial upvotes. Enjoy presiding over your kingdom of insecurity and sexual frustration.

Bash other women...any way you can

This is one trick women seem to know all too well, sadly. In real life and online. Call other women lying, slutty, shallow attention whores. Take every opportunity you can to apologize for your vagina. Periods? How dare you do that to men. Childbirth? Ain't got shit on a kick to the nutsack. Do this and you will have the upvotes of every Elliot Rodger wannabe on the whole goddamn site.

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  • Think you have us figured out? You got a lot of work to do, hun :)

  • Lol I am the master of getting downvotes if you want to see a man getting lots of downvotes just watch this
    www.girlsaskguys.com/.../q1656004-a-random-guy-took-a-picture-of-me-on-the-train-wtf
    I am in control of everyone's emotions the European government and U. S. government AKA Empire will soon fall. The western men are the women's slave women are the ones who are really oppressed not the Muslim women they wear whatever they want then when men look women get upset at them and feel uncomfortable. Western women get raped way more than Muslim women who's the one who is really oppressed? The Taliban was created by the U. S. CIA they are the puppeteers and the middle easterns are their puppets.

  • I'll be honest I barely up vote anyone at all

  • So let's see... we're supposed to upvote chicks who tell us what we already know? lol

  • Sadly most of this is true for this site.

  • These are just jokes right? If not you will become one soon.

  • "To clarify: feminism has a lot of valid points." so does national socialism, but that doesn't make it right, just or faire.

    The true problem with feminism is the belief in the patriarchy, it's a false belief and that's why feminism is a fail. Equality is great, who are not in favour of that - except perhaps some feminists. but equality is not limited to feminism, you can be liberal or conservative and believe in equality. Feminism however is based on some of the central ideas of socialism, only they have exchanged the class system with gender, but otherwise it's very similar.

    That's why feminism sees capitalism as the big ugly enemy.

  • Right, this isn't insulting to men at all. Just goes to show you what the creators of this site really think about men that they actually promote this bullshit.

    Why bother with the pretense? Just turn it into an all woman man bashing site, like one tumblr. You know you want to.

  • Size doesn't matter- I prefer when they say the opposite - if you know what I mean.
    Feminism is of Satan - Feminism has been very good for me, provided they aren't actually frothing at the mouth.
    Rape is a myth - That is just creepy. A girl who said that would be a red flag.
    You are a virgin - No appeal whatsoever.
    Bash other women - This is sometimes amusing but I can't say I really enjoy it. Like watching idiots hurt themselves doing stupid stunts.

  • "I hope you guys realize this is tongue in cheek and don't take it too seriously!"

    Bullshit. I actually am 4". You are a horrible human being.

    How did this shit get promoted?

    • All the girls who answered this are horrible people, too.

    • Except for the Anon.

    • Just because YOU are a size queen who likes huge penises, why do you have to make guys like me feel like shit? Do you get your rocks off on humiliating lesser-endowed men?

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  • This is BS. Your more likely to get downvoted than upvoted.
    No one likes a mean b*tch.

    • Hahaha it worked

    • @Pat8707 ikr? Lmfao

  • Or have a sane response to questions, maybe stop being hypocritical Whores and maybe stop demonizing men. Fucking little things like that might make you likeable.

  • Ok now do one for the guys. Unless this is just a thinly veiled dig at guys.

    • Did one

  • Or you know girls... you could just base your arguments on logic and factual research, rather than emotion.
    That'll get you more upvotes too.

  • here... take all my female upvotes