Ladies, if you had a dick for a day, what are you going to do for those precious 24 hours?

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ObscuredBeyond · Accepted Answer

Just be warned: male public restrooms are only slightly more sanitary than their female counterparts. But depending on the size, who you meet in there can be twice as terrifying. Also, since most street gang soldatos are male, expect to see a lot more tagging on the walls of the men's room. And if you're at a truck stop, expect to see this weird de-greaser nearer the sink than actual soap. It's there as a courtesy for truckers, who can get their hands messy easily in field work. It's more common in men's rooms, because most truckers are male.

The best course of action, outside the bathroom, is to ignore the new appendage. Let it stay flaccid, and go about your day as you normally would. Do nothing strange that doesn't require the restroom. Wait until the 24 hours are over, and you go back to the way you were.

Also, realize that periods and dicks don't mix, unless a dude is a total weirdo. If you're on yours when the magic happens, it's gonna be very unpleasant. Blood all over the dick usually means you have an abscess on your scrotum, and it popped.

There aren't masculine pads or anything for that. There's Neosporin, and adult diapers for men who have an issue. Also, while tampons and women are simply understood, a man who has to bandage his appendage usually has to make sure no one finds out. It leads to many humiliating issues if someone does find out, because of how immature many can be.

PointTaken · Accepted Answer

I just have to say, depends on the donut. 3 -5 is usual. Bagles: 3. Cherrios, just couldn't do.

melanieeeB · Accepted Answer

Try it out once, jerking off and maybe even fucking someone.. out of curiosity and then wait until I can be me again!

CassandraSpender · Accepted Answer

I would talk some of my friends into trying it out.

sxychikalisha · Answer

Ask for a pay rise

nayans · Answer

Maybe i would use it to pee and sexually

DollAlone · Answer

a lot of jerking off juat to see what the hype is all about. Any longer id probably be in prison for indecemt exposure, rape, sodomy, who knows?

Daniela1982 · Answer

So would you try taking a flying fuck on a rolling donut?

whtclutgrl · Answer

post on GAG to see if the inches of my dick are adequate for pleasing a woman

Wish4UrB00ty · Answer

Lol! So many fun ideas! I don’t think I would be so generous with my friends if I was of the opposite situation…

juliammm · Answer

I love to please, especially with sex-related activities. So when this happen, I usually have a busy day :)

EmmaMary · Answer

I would have died of shock long before the 24 hours were up.

Paul_in_Indy · Answer

Sadly, while the donuts thing seems fun, actual donuts have too small a hole for that.

Paige90 · Answer

Masturbate and pee standing up

Agape93 · Answer

Not a damn thing

RavVid · Answer

I'm pretty sure most ladies are going to give it a major working out. It'll be sore by 23:59.

Date_a_Snob · Answer

Being trans I would be so sad I hated being a guy and the happiest day ever was having my cock and balls removed

Marina7812 · Answer

I just want to keep the dick inside me :)

Still-alive · Answer

Every girl I have ever known who answers this type of question say they would jerk off lol.

LavLavLuv · Answer

play with it

Fuentes · Answer

Funny most u lady assume your ds will be big and that moat of u can get abuncha women the day that happens. y'all will be highly disappointed with how feminism killed everything.