Ladies, what's the strangest thing you've ever masturbated with?

[Anonymous]

Ok, so I was caught in a masturbation conversation with some of my female friends earlier today, and the things that they've admitted to using were, in some cases, kind of... odd, lol. Have any of you girls ever sent any strange objects "spelunking"? I mean, anything other than a vibrator or a dildo, no matter how crazy or out there it might have been. How did it feel? Was it worth it, or something that you regretted later? There's got to be some pretty perverted stories out there, lol. Who knows, you may inspire others to try it out, too!

[Anonymous]

Handle of a spatula (which broke my hymen)
Handle of a ladle
One of those big clown sized pens
A marker
I tried a small circular bottle but it didn't fit
I tried a cucumber but it didn't fit
A long turtwig stylus which wasn't pleasant
The handle of a mirror
I think that's it , this was when I was 12-14 and was sexually new and curious.

[Opinion Owner]

Oh and I used an electric razor on its side to vibrate on me.

[AnimeDreama]

I put a raw hotdog in my ass once. It felt fucking amazing at the time. Afterwards, it wasn't the best experience on the potty.

I've used D cell batteries in my pussy, and my Harry Potter wand ornament as well xD

uhh... OH I once used my PlayStation Move controller and stuck the bulb end up my pussy haha

[Creole_Flavor]

sounds fun lol

[Asker]

I will never be able to look at a hot dog the same way again, lol. Or a PlayStation Move controller. :)

[TorshJohansen]

Awesome. Did you at least put the hot dog in a bun and eat it? Maybe that's what made the not-so-good experience on the potty ;)

[AnimeDreama]

@Creole_Flavor It was very fun, except for using the potty xD @Asker lmao it's even funnier because I never told my siblings that I came on the controller bulb XD

[AnimeDreama]

@TorshJohansen I gave it to my dog LOL

[Asker]

Haha, it's probably a good thing that you never told them. I think I'd want my girlfriend to explain if my Wii controller ever disappeared, but siblings are a little bit different. :)

[AnimeDreama]

haha yeah xD I imagine they'd freak out and break out the UV light to see if I was telling the truth XDD

[justbeinghonest]

Shampoo bottles. I was 14 and I thought using my hand was a bad thing. I would rub the shampoo bottle on my clit.
Or the remote control over my panties.

[Asker]

Nothing wrong with that, especially if it felt good at the time.

[justbeinghonest]

Yeah, then I discovered the gentleness of my fingers.

[hottchristity]

A hammer and it felt good but my guy friends caught me doing it but I didn't care and a broom too (:

[Asker]

How, exactly, did the broom work? I'd think it would be kind of unwieldy, lol

[hottchristity]

It actually went all the way in too (: and it was long too lol but it worked for me (:

[Creole_Flavor]

Bananas, carrots, cucumbers lol makes for a great salad afterwards also

[Asker]

OK, I have to ask after that comment... did you (or someone else) actually eat them afterwards?

[GirlJustWannaKnow]

lol your a freak

[Creole_Flavor]

Yes, My ex had a fetish for eating food that women masturbated with and would cum in it.

[Asker]

That's a new one, lol. I've not heard of that fetish before. At least he was eating his fruits and veggies. :)

[Creole_Flavor]

Lol yes very healthy :)

[ldrccarter]

pencil in my ass, highlighter... overall... office supplice in every hole I have

[Asker]

Do you have a frequent buyer discount at Staples? :)

[ldrccarter]

hahahahahahahahahaha ROFLMFAO!!!

[KBob93]

One time while I was fapping with a friend over Skype I tried shoving a Cartman figurine doll up my ass.

That was interesting...

[ldrccarter]

fatass... hahah I bet he made you WIDEEEEEE

[Asker]

"Screw you guys, I'm going home! Wait, that's not my home! Aaaaaaah!!" :) I'm sorry, but I have to ask... did it fit?

[KBob93]

Gosh, I don't know if I could get past his head, his shoulders were too broad & he had some pointy eyebrows.

[TheNewClassic]

A lipgloss...

Was tiny but it still felt amazing.

[GirlJustWannaKnow]

lol a spoon

[Creole_Flavor]

wow which part did you put inside? lol

[Asker]

Like, a regular dinner spoon? I can't imagine that felt like much at all. Then again, I'm not a girl, so I have no idea, lol

[GirlJustWannaKnow]

the end part duh and Asker yea yu have no idea

[Creole_Flavor]

that's interesting :)

[Anonymous]

MAC Lipstick, I'm tiny.

[Asker]

Wow, I guess so, judging from the size of a lipstick. :)

[Anonymous]

Toothbrush that vibrates

[Anonymous]

Ummm my acne medicine container it's a cylinder and it's kinda small lmao

[Anonymous]

Pussy:
Curling iron
Tooth brush
Beer bottle
Brush

Ass:
Brush
Bottle
Pen

[Anonymous]

I've never used anything but my fingers. I'm no fun, I know lol

[Asker]

Well, keep an eye on the comments, and you may get some ideas, lol

[Anonymous]

I have used a hairbrush, but that is pretty common
Weirdest has probably been one of those large sized glow sticks. I think that counts as being unusual/strange

[Asker]

Lol, I think that definitely counts. Was it dark at the time? I imagine that would have been interesting with a glow stick in the dark.

[Opinion Owner]

Yea it was dark and kind of weird.

[Anonymous]

hairbrush. i was pretty proud of myself for thinking of using it for that purpose, but apparently it's pretty common i hear :c

[Asker]

Yeah, I've heard that one before, but if nobody told you about it beforehand, then it's still pretty creative to come up with it yourself. :)