Little Boobs are NOT a Handicap!

Little boobs are NOT a handicap!

Little boobs, tiny tits, fried eggs, bee stings . . . whatever you call them, girls don’t want them. This is the female counterpart of the little dick problem for guys.

Playboy magazine was obsessed with mammoth mammaries. For years, every centerfold was at least a 36D and that was promoted as an ideal of feminine beauty; the bigger, the better! Hooters restaurant promoted big tits and found one more way to make money using sex appeal. Hollywood has been a longtime supporter of the bigger-is-better movement. Wanna be a movie star? First, get big boobs!

Women are smart. The look at Playboy magazine to see what it is that men want. They see all of those movies with the surplus boobage. Women KNOW what men want, and the women who have small boobs are upset!

Female G@Gers have ranted on this subject for as long as male G@Gers have ranted about their little dicks. “Obviously boobs get your attention and the bigger they are the more likely you are to stare and want whoever they're attached to,” wrote one user. Another user with little boobs complained, “I don't get it, why can't small boobs be as sexy as big boobs?”

NEWS NUGGET! Not all men prefer big boobs and that isn't just my opinion. A study in the February 2013 issue of Archives of Sexual Behavior asked men about their preference for boob size and the results were:

Very Small 08.3%

Small 15.5%

Medium 32.7%

Large 24.4%

Very Large 19.1%

Almost 25% of all men expressed a preference for small or very small breasts!

So why do women believe that ALL men want big boobs? The answer is simple: that is what they have been told. Playboy tells you that big boobs are the bomb, Hollywood continues to show us women with large lumps, and we never hear anything to the contrary. Why don't you hear anything about small is sexier?

Let me tell you a story from my past. About 8 years ago, I was dating a beautiful woman from the Ukraine. We had developed a sexual relationship and, contrary to my expectations, she was actually rather inhibited in bed. I decided to make a list of things that I wanted us to try and I put the list in order, based upon the wild-and-kinky rating for each suggestion. I certainly didn’t want to start out with my wildest fantasies!

The first suggestion was for her to shave her pubic hair. She kept it somewhat trimmed but there was still quite a bit of undergrowth in the rain forest. When I asked her if she would be willing to shave her pubic hair, she responded, “Why? So I’ll look like a little girl? Is THAT what turns you on?”

Take a wild guess about whether she ever shaved her pubic hair! Take a wild guess about whether I ever offered any further suggestions. Finally, what do you think she would have said if I told her that I like women with small boobs? Yes, if a man says he like a woman with small boobs, there are some who will accuse him of being a pedophile waiting to come out of the closet.

Little Boobs are NOT a Handicap!

“I really get turned on by 32A boobs,” I tell my best friend.

“So,” he replies, “would you like for me to hook you up with my 12 year old granddaughter? She’s a real looker!” Fortunately, my sense of humor is better than my friend's.

Guys just aren’t going to get very vocal about preferring small boobs. And, to make the picture even more lopsided, the study I previously cited also suggested that a man’s preference for big boobs correlated with sexist and oppressive attitudes. The big boob crowd consists of the guys that like to run their mouths about sex and let everyone know that the banged the waitress with big tits last night!

One of the advantages of small boobs is that you won’t be fighting gravity in later years. You won’t be tucking them under your belt by the time you turn 40. You’ll be just as perky and attractive at age 55 as you were at age 25.

Little Boobs are NOT a Handicap!

If you have small boobs, some guys won’t date you. So what? If you’re Catholic, some guys won’t date you. If you’re an Ohio State fan, some guys won’t date you. There are plenty of guys who don’t care about the size of your boobs as long as you bring them out to play. And there are some guys who actually prefer your small boobs and nubile body.

Small boobs ARE as sexy as big boobs . . . to some of us guys. What isn’t sexy is a woman who lacks self-confidence. So, I have a suggestion for you ladies: Google “small naked boobs” and look at the plethora of porn devoted to junior-sized melons: smalltitsnude, verylittletits, smallboobsbeauties, etc. All of that porn is there for a reason! Even Hollywood has slowly started to acknowledge the beauty of actresses will small bazongas, like Kate Hudson and Keira Knightley. So wake up and smell the coffee!

One last tip: fake it! No, don’t fake your orgasm, but fake your self-confidence. Next time you get intimate with a guy, act like you’re sexy and you know it . . . even if you don’t feel that way. Don’t be embarrassed about those little tits! Use them like a sexy asset. Strut your stuff with confidence!

Little Boobs are NOT a Handicap!

You have the power to absolutely turn on and arouse at least one out of every 4 males on the planet. That is awesome power, so go use it and stop apologizing for your beautiful assets!

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  • Mine are 36D and I don't have problem with them other than looking for the right bra. I get your preference for small boobs and enjoy reading your take till I read the second last part. So if we sag at the age of 40 what are we suppose to do? Shame ourselves or maybe hate ourselves for having them? We can't help what are we born with. I've many friends from flat-chest to DD cups and I find them to be attractive in their own way. I even think some of them are hotter than me. You can always embrace your preference without putting down something that you don't prefer.

    I live in different country where the vast majority of men here love big boobs or at least medium ones (from my experiences) I've never heard or met any of them who say they don't like or don't prefer big boobs BUT I have A LOT of friends who came to me complaining how their partners told them they wish that they have bigger boobs. They also constantly catch their bf/husbands drooling over other girls with big boobs in the street, supermarket, mall etc.. Culture difference so can't really prove the research. After all it depends on the guy :)

    • Acknowledging that women with big boobs are more likely to have sagging boobs when they are older is not a put down; it is simply a statement of fact. It is no more of a put down that saying that most women will have gray hair when they get older. Saying that I prefer women with smaller breasts does not mean that I am trying to shame or put down women with big breasts. I am not suggesting that anyone should hate themselves for having large, sagging breasts. . . but that doesn't mean that I should lie and say how beautiful it is to have sagging boobs and I can't wait to get my hands on a pair of drooping ta-ta's. As I said in the myTake, men who prefer smaller boobs have several reasons to not express their preference. That doesn't mean that those men don't exist.

    • Well, you surely could've spared the part about the "big boob team" being compossed of sexist and oppresive men who like to brag about the girls they bang. But hey, I guess it is ok because who the fuck cares about stereotypes about men, right? Fucking hypocrite.

  • Small boobs are a blessing and anyone who has them should feel blessed. I have DD's and wearing a T-shirt is the most uncomfortable feeling in the world. The back pain is ridiculous. When men talk to you, they only focus on your tits. And the bras are double the cost of a regular one. And they aren't even as cute.

    • This exactly. I mean I like my D cups but I wouldn't mind having them smaller.

    • @RainbowFanGirl Who are you telling? I was a B cup until I went to college and then BAM, freshman year, I got my big tits. I loved them at first but after a few months, I was thoroughly annoyed.

    • Exactly what happened to me. :( I used to be a C cup until my freshman year in high school then I gained a cup size

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  • I agree confidence is your best friend, we gotta work with what we have. I'd still undergo surgery if I could tho. I guess I'm a slave to society :O

  • Cause boobs show fertility just like hip to waist ratio. And the girls you showed dont have boobs at all. Medium sized boobs are like c's anything bigger is d cups. And boobs dont sag or hurt if you work out your back and keep in shape.

    • Most guys today don't choose a mate in the same way that Neanderthal men would have done so. We are simply too acculturated to make decisions on the basis of phylogenetic instincts. Yes, I know there are still some Neanderthals roaming the earth; in fact, some of them have been spotted on this web site. . . but most of us don't go to bars looking for a woman with the right hip to waist ratio. . . or the "right" bra size.

    • Then i dont know what world you live in, its engrained in our biology. and neanderthals doesn't cover all humam beings. Like da vinci said said we are prgrammed to desire the golden ratios hasn't been unaccurate yet. You may like girls with no boons most men like boobs heck most girls like boobs,

    • I like boobs. I like smaller bobs. Many surveys have revealed that about 25% of men prefer smaller boobs, 50% don't care about boob size, and 25% prefer larger boobs. Just because you don't hear guys talking about it doesn't mean it doesn't happen. You probably don't hear any guys talking about being addicted to porn; does that mean it doesn't happen?

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  • I hated my boobs when they were tiny and I hate them now they're big (late bloomer, didn't get my boobs until I was in my 20s). I just don't like them whatever their size :/

    • 😂you didn't like them when they were little don't like them when they are huge.. What if I told you that there was a guy in your life that loved you and admired your beauty when they were little and loved and admired you even more when you had them blooming

    • @Nik1hil I'd say that's not true because it's not. My boobs are awful, not perky or nice to look at :/ nobody admires any part of me.

    • That's impossible!.. I would bet my balls!.. On that... I will post the link to the take to find the right guy? You will come to find him..

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  • I am very confident with my size!

    • I would think your man is too... Why would he want you any different than the way you are

    • Can tell from the photo haha

  • Tiny titties are sexy as hell.

  • I'm an E cup and while I'm happy with that, I certainly wouldn't be opposed to going down a few cup sizes, because for me, big boobs are quite frankly just plain annoying.

    • Can I have them

    • @Popo21 Haha go for it :P

    • Yum 😍

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  • Great myTake! I love all boobs, including small ones.

  • I absolutely adore tiny boobs, preferably with big nipples, large boobs are a no way for me. I also love a tiny ass with slim hips.

  • Well look at the magazines, big boob women wins the race at the end of the day

    • Did you read what I said about the role of the media?

    • Your opinion doesn't change. Small boobs are picked on like a birth defect.

    • Perhaps in the media, perhaps by girls with big boobs, but I am telling you in all sincerity that there are many men who prefer small boobs and even more men who don't care what size they are as long as you let the girls come out to play!

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  • I wish I had small boobs, seriously I don't care what guys like I'm jealous

  • I could be happy with nipples on pecs as long as she was female. There may be an ideal size but that is low priority compared to character.

  • 32B and the only ones who've tried to shame me about my size were insecure girls, lol.
    Love my boobs.
    Oh yeah, and small boobs doesn't automatically= perkiness.
    Small boobs can sag as well.

  • Little titties are just the right size for the mouth and they look so dainty when she's naked! ;-)

    • Not eloquent. . . but 100% right on!

    • A straight man can't be elegant talking about women ALL the time, you know! I have my raunchy moments. 😅

    • I have a deep and abiding appreciation for occasional raunch.

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  • Lmfao it was a fun take I gotta give it it you dude!!! But hey a big majority still loves big boobs. But thats aight.

    But srsly " fried eggs" 😂😂😂 I died. Lol

    • As I mentioned elsewhere, 25% of several billion is still billion that like small. How many do you need? I go for the small. And I have always liked eggs. lol

    • @Red_Arrow Ya that's true. I think the reason we women are so insecure about it.. is because there are many people that go on and on about how small breast is like dating a ''small boy" and that it's not woman enough. Ugh I still remember the boys in my school and how they tormented us girls about something we couldn't control. Glad you like fried eggs tho!!! lmfao :P

    • I have always preferred small, but I would never make fun of a girl with large boobs. Some of the most beautiful women, especially those who are very athletic, have very small boobs.

  • I love smaller boobs, they look and feel great, and will do so even when she's older. All the girls aspiring to be 'thicc' and have big boobs - in 15 or 20 years, all that will have gone south in a big hurry, whereas a slimmer girl with smaller boobs will retain her looks.

    FWIW, there have been a fair few small-breasted Playboy playmates, and the famous porn star analysis showed that the average size from 100,000 female porn stars was a 34B.

    jonmillward.com/.../

  • More than a mouthful or maybe a handful is a waste anyway unless you are into titty-fucking (is her pussy broken too?). Never was a boobs man.

  • Happy for my size. I'm the smallest in my family though lmao
    But yes, work what ever you have.

    • You''re the smallest in your family? Wow. I need to meet your family lol

    • Her family is aesthetic as fuarkkkkkk, mirin

    • Holy crap! Look fucking gorgeous!..

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  • +1 huge boobs are gross, fake are doubly gross.

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