"Man VS Dildo"! myTake Why A Man Will Win Hands Down!

Ill take the man please!!
I'll take the man please!!

This is to show that even tho I did a myTake yesterday Why Women Prefer A Dildo , I know and realize having sex and being in a relationship with a man is far better and more preferable.

That myTake was more a funny ha ha to @laurieluvsit myTake: Why Guys Prefer To Room With Dogs

So here's just a few of the many reasons a Man/Woman relationship is way better.

Intimacy

The kiss off love
The kiss off love

There is an intimacy you can get from a man or woman you can't get from a dildo or a dog.

A lovers kiss
A lover's kiss

I don't think women are kissing their dildos (I'd hope not) and while you can kiss a dog I'd hope it's not the same way you'd kiss a man or woman. It is far better to get a kiss from a man or woman and feel their arms locked around you.

Sex/Sexual intimacy

Her on top
Her on top

There are so many ways sex between a man and woman is way better than masturbating or using sex toys by yourself. The desire passion or love you feel for your partner that you don't get with masturbating or dildos/toys.

Fingers in her hair
Fingers in her hair

There is no tender moments with toys, no running fingers through hair, running nails down back, butt gripping or any other touching/feeling that goes on during actual sex .

Nails dug in
Nails dug in

Foreplay is not an option with masturbation or toys. Also exploring positions and kinks is much more possible/exciting when you have a partner.

Arms/bodies entwined
Arms/bodies entwined

There is nothing like the feeling of falling asleep in someone's arms. That feeling of contentment, feeling warm and safe, feeling loved.

Even if they "are" bed/blanket hog or even if they "do" snore, far better than sleeping alone every night, " in my opinion" .

Relationship companionship

TV time
TV time

There's many ways to share quality time outside the bedroom. Cuddling up watching a good show/ movie together.

More quality time
More quality time

Spending time playing games, sharing laughter, or just great conversations you aren't gonna get from a dildo or a dog.

Two is not too many cooks in the kitchen
Two is not too many cooks in the kitchen

While some couples fight over cooking and chores, some actually like or prefer to do those chores together. Easier to share chores and makes it more like extra quality time and feels less like a chore if you're doing it together.

Fun on the town
Fun on the town

Going out and enjoying, exploring new places together. I mean you're not going to walk with your dildo, right?

And yes you can walk a dog, but you won't get the conversation and you won't have to stop at every tree, or pick up dog shit.

Date night
Date night

You can't take a dildo or a dog out for a nice date night like going to dinner or out for drinks or a movie.

So while a dildo may come in handy when you're alone and masturbation isn't enough. Or while a dog may provide companionship if you live alone, neither of those things can compare/replace a real relationship or real love with a man or woman.

Thank you for reading ♥️

"brainsbeforebeauty"😘

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  • ye tl dr dildos don't have wallets XD

    • And neither do all men. And not all women are after a man's wallet. Some actually have their own!

  • The dildo has been around for centuries

  • I'm sorry She said dog... Girls use dogs as their sex toys?

    • No if you read another user for a take on why men prefer to room with dogs instead of women

    • @Brainsbeforebeauty I prefer to room with ONE woman and not a dog. I cannot make love to the dog.

    • Sure you don't mean it that way. ;-)

  • One of the best Mytakes of this site.

    😊😊😊👍👍

    • Thank you so much ♥️

  • Lol weird mytake

    • It might make more sense if you read the other two mytakes yesterday lol

    • @OrlandoSun1213 Not if he still knew how to pleasure, please and we had a great relationship.

    • @OrlandoSun1213 That's a question for your girlfriend/sex partner. Different strokes for different folks 🤷🏼‍♀️

  • The last date I had was at fifteen my mother drove us to the dollar movie Theater. We ate popcorn shared the same soda. Now a days we meet in a parking lot or Gas Station, text each other a few times then have sex. I could have hundreds of sexual experiences but none of them want to go to a ball game or racetrack. Just once I would like to meet someone who like me not the ten inches of me. I have ed and my doctor says I've lost attraction towards the opposite sex. Or the questionable sex out there I want that friend who loves the Pittsburgh Steelers, loves taking the 4x4 out on rainy days, that girl who owns a hand gun a loves practicing with it. Who won't swim in ponds, lakes, or other still bodies of water cause fish pee in them. The one who introduces me the other heavy metal bands cause I love them all. I've never been happy with the way you touch me. So many have already I just want my friend. If not, oh well I'm living phat sweetheart, I still have heaven to look forward too!

  • Damn your my takes are AMAZING!!! Preach sister

    • Aww thank you ♥️

    • Your so welcome.

  • If the man is a mute, deaf things might be even

    • Lol 😂

  • Not true I kiss women get all that from women. Their intimacy between women.

  • Yes absolutely hands down. I have hands and tongue along with a built in real dildo. I also come equipped with a bag full of fantasies and toys.

    • And no batteries needed 🙂

    • No battery required. With exception to the toys.

    • Not all toys require batteries

  • Fantastic MyTake. And I really prefer the combination toys / partner ;)

    • That works too 😉🙂

    • We both are experts in similar things, Wisconsin girl ;) 🤗

  • Excellent job, really enjoyed your Mytake. So true!

    • Thank you ❣️

  • I reckon women you sex toys to finish what there man couldn't do ! It's a fact most women fake orgasm's or don't even bother doing that as they think most men are stupid , the fact is most men don't know most women eroctic zones so they are fucked before they start ! Women have to be arouse in the head first ( unless they are drunk or nymphos ) then ones there brain is happy they are ready for some great foreplay if a man can be arsed to do it only women who like roll on roll off are women who don't enjoy love making. Then some women cannot show men what they love and they keep the gspot a secret because if man knows where there gspot is and plays with the clit as well then the woman is left shaking from head to toe and if you enter your manhood while she's shaking and body twitching you got one horny dirty give it to me like this forever and I throw all them toys away ! So men if you want a easier life learn what a woman enjoys in the bedroom and you will be able to walk on water maybe lol

    • Lol 🙂 great answer 👍

    • You could always you know... ask?

  • thanks for the MyTake. I agree for most part :)

    • thank you ❣️

  • Hands down it don't sound quite right

  • it boils down to that women like men for way more reasons that just sex itself

    • *than

    • ♥️Well of course we do 🙂

  • Excellent myTake

    • Thank you ♥️

  • Yes. Men and women share intimacy that can't happen with objects.

    Great MyTake, madam Brainsbeforebeauty!

    • Thank you

  • you needed to write on this? it obvious! how can you compare a toy with a human being?

    • It was a series of 4 mytakes done by me and two other people. Maybe if you read the other ones you'd of got it. There's links to two of them right in this mytake

    • what you said there? What is the one thing that most attracts you to a man/woman? And what is the one thing you find least attractive? ↗
      maybe you need to see again what you say and what you do yourself...

    • Would you just go away lol you just salty cuz don't want to talk to someone that keep trying to lump all women together like we all act alike think alike, all hate sex blah blah... Again, I'd really rethink writing a book about women, a subject you know nothing about

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  • There is nothing like the real thing!
    And the personal interaction is a big part of it.

    • Very very true

    • You can have sex with yourself. But it's much more satisfying with a partner. And if there's a bond, it's even much better!

    • Again totally agree 👍👍

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