Masturbation Questions I need help I don't really know a lot about it and I would like to here some of yours stories?

[Anonymous]

Hi everyone please answer as many questions as possible it would be a great help. I am just a really curious guy and like to hear some good stories and learn about something new every day. so would be great if you could answer thanks.


1. What is your funniest or most embarrassing masturbation story?
2. Your best masturbation experience?
3. Where is the place you like to masturbate the most?
4. Have you ever done mutual masturbation? and how do you ask someone to do it with you?
5. What time do you like to masturbate?
6. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
7. What's your favorite masturbation technique?
8. What's your favorite masturbation position? eg standing, sitting, lying down, etc
9. How often do you masturbate?
10. How does a girl cum if nothing comes out?

[Anonymous]

1. What is your funniest or most embarrassing masturbation story?
Started out embarrassing, then a little strange, and eventually just a fun, harmless and exciting event. I was masturbating in my studio apartment and didn't realize that the property manager had sent everyone an email that they had to change all of the door locks in all of the apartments. They said if we weren't home that they would need to let themselves in to quickly change the lock. I never saw the email and didn't hear the knock on the door. All of a sudden a guy walked in and sees me sitting at my computer with a rock hard erection and stroking lol. He said "holy sh*% I'm sorry... but that does look like more fun than I'm having". In a very matter of fact way he said "no worries man, go ahead and do your thing. I know it sucks to stop before you cum". So I kept stroking while he changed the lock. When he finished he outright asked if he could jerkoff real quick also. So he came over and sat next to me and we both had orgasms. Then he left. We did not touch each other and just talked about the porn and how funny it was that we were jerking off together. He left and neither of us felt weird or uncomfortable. So it was actually a unique and fun experience.

2. Your best masturbation experience?
Too many to choose, but did masturbate with a group of people once and that was very exciting.

3. Where is the place you like to masturbate the most?
Though it's rare, public places are very exciting. Though I've never done a public place where I would offend anyone. Just heard of places that others do it and I would join or watch those that enjoyed being watched and let those who like watching to see me cum.

4. Have you ever done mutual masturbation? and how do you ask someone to do it with you?
I've done mutual masturbation with both male and female friends... usually it happened with simple joking talk about sex or how horny one of us was.

5. What time do you like to masturbate?
Anytime!

6. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
A few times... and it can be fun sometimes.

7. What's your favorite masturbation technique?
Stroking with lube... but have humped a pillow with a strong vibrator underneath it. Humping buttcheeks or between someone's thighs is sometimes cool. Fleshlights are great also.

8. What's your favorite masturbation position? eg standing, sitting, lying down, etc
All are good depending on the mood and where you are.

9. How often do you masturbate?
Everyday.

[man_made258]

1. my dad found out my porn stash.
2. When i ejaculated thinking of my teacher.
3. On my bed
4. no... thats um weird unless its a girl
5. Anytime i feel horny. Which is all the time. LMAO.
6. once or twice yes.
7. masturbating under the cold shower.
8. lying down
9. six times a week.
10. i can't tell you that.

[Asker]

thank you, your teachers that a bit weird ahah but I'm not going to judge you because i have thought about weird things as well haha

[man_made258]

my teacher was fucking hot. Thats why.

[Asker]

haha fair enough

[man_made258]

:) hehe

[Asker]

how old where you and how old was she

[man_made258]

i was 16 and she was like 24-25 something

[Asker]

well unfortunately u had no chance lol

[man_made258]

I didn't SAY I didn't GET A CHANCE... LOL

[Asker]

well haha

[man_made258]

I LATER APPROACHED HER AND WE GOT INTIMATE AFTER THAT. AND NOW SHE'S MY WIFE

[Asker]

actually haha

[man_made258]

UH HUH

[Asker]

well congratulations.

[man_made258]

THANKSZ BUD

[rose_lynnn]

1. What is your funniest or most embarrassing masturbation story?
I don't really have one
2. Your best masturbation experience?
A couple nights ago I left my hairbrush inserted into just the entrance of my vagina while i rubbed my clit till i came
3. Where is the place you like to masturbate the most?
My bed or my room
4. Have you ever done mutual masturbation? and how do you ask someone to do it with you?
I have done it with one of my close friends. We were both girls and we were really chill about it so I just suggested it and then we did it
5. What time do you like to masturbate?
Anytime I'm horny, but usually at night right before I go to bed
6. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Nope
7. What's your favorite masturbation technique?
Rubbing my clit
8. What's your favorite masturbation position? eg standing, sitting, lying down, etc
I like to lean up again the wall behind my bed with a pillow behind me and my legs spread far open
9. How often do you masturbate?
Depends how horny I am, usually a couple times a day at least

[Alexxess]

Can you follow me so we can chat?😉

[rose_lynnn]

@Alexxess Yup

[Anonymous]

I'm only going to answer number 10. When men orgasm they ejaculate. But most of the good feeling in the penis and groin is nothing to do with the feeling of semen leaving the urethra, and more to do with the spasms and waves of pleasure. Women have those spasms and waves of pleasure. And we can have orgasm after orgasm with no refractory period.

[Asker]

ok so nothing actually comes out

[Opinion Owner]

Mostly no. Except for rare exceptions.

[Asker]

ok thanks foy your help

[shazz78]

Orgasm feeling can be very different from person to person. What you say about "most of the good feeling has nothing to do with semen leaving the urethra" is not factual. For many men that rush of movement is a lot of the sensation, and that sensation can often be even stronger if they have a lot of semen. The quality of pleasurable feeling is usually related to how much semen I ejaculate. All of my orgasms feel good, but often the ones with more semen feel noticeably better. And not all women can have orgasm after orgasm. I've been with partners that cum very easily over and over and they want to cum literally 50 times... and I've had partners that take a lot longer to only cum once and that's all they can do or even want to do. I also have male friends that can cum many times with no refractory period, though that is certainly rare, lol. By the way... many men orgasm with no ejaculate and many men can orgasm with a soft penis. There are endless specifics to the human orgasm.

[siferius90]

1. What is your funniest or most embarrassing masturbation story?

I was still living with my parents when I decided to watch some porn and masturbate. I did not expect my mum to come back home so early. When I heard her entering my room I with a speed of light closed the tab on my computer that had porn videos. Sadly, I did not have enough time to take my other hand off the penis nor to put my pants up. So there is my mum - seeing me masturbating and on my computer screen there a news website with a huge picture of the prime minister...

2. Your best masturbation experience?

Home alone edging session for 8hours. The orgasm made me literally collapse on the floor. I was lying for 5 minutes trying to come to process what just happened.

3. Where is the place you like to masturbate the most?

My bedroom

4. Have you ever done mutual masturbation? and how do you ask someone to do it with you?

Yes, with my girlfriend

5. What time do you like to masturbate?

evening

6. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Yes. see 1)

7. What's your favorite masturbation technique?

Loose hand + edging

8. What's your favorite masturbation position? eg standing, sitting, lying down, etc

Lying on my back

9. How often do you masturbate?

On average 1x daily

10. How does a girl cum if nothing comes out?

[Grprouty]

1. What is your funniest or most embarrassing masturbation story?

Well I haven’t really had a good story yet but I masturbate all the time while I Snapchat or text people!!

2. Your best masturbation experience?

Probably when I was masturbating and decided to try and injaculate for he first time!

3. Where is the place you like to masturbate the most?

In the living room when there aren’t people around!

4. Have you ever done mutual masturbation? and how do you ask someone to do it with you?

Just over texting and Snapchat and it just sort of happens

5. What time do you like to masturbate?

All the time!

6. Have you ever been caught masturbating?

Nope! Not to my knowledge at least!

7. What's your favorite masturbation technique?

Just masturbating with my hand and nothing else!!

8. What's your favorite masturbation position? eg standing, sitting, lying down, etc

I personally like to sit down to start out I find I can last longer like that and then when I want to cum I stand up and start jerking off super hard!!!

9. How often do you masturbate?

I try to do it once maybe twice a day!

[dee006]

Another good way is to moisten your hand really well and try its somewhat simlar to sex

[CarlosH20435442]

1. Dont know srry

2. best prob with a friend

3. my room or bathroom

4. Yes and it takes a lot of building up to it like slight hints and just make them less slight as u guys hang out etc.

5. Night time is lowkey best or after any sport practice.

6. No as far as ik 🤷‍♂️

7. Fav type is either edging or using sex toys

8. Fav position standing or sitting laying down is alright to

9. Typically only once a day but some times twice.

10. Dont know sorry

Also sorry if you didn't want input from guys :/

[Anonymous]

1. I found out about masturbation from reading a dictionary.
2. I can't pinpoint one, but some are certainly better than others.
3. In my bed. Sometimes on the toilet.
4. No. I can only wonder how tough of a question that would be...
5. The few times I have privacy and bed access. (I've got roommates)
6. I haven't. I don't know what I'd do if I was ever caught.
7. Bundling up a bunch of blankets and thrusting deep into them.
8. Lying down, unless I'm doing the above.
9. Not too often. Twice a week is usually the norm.
10. Girls don't "cum", but they do have orgasms. Perhaps you have another question to ask...

[Anonymous]

1. What is your funniest or most embarrassing masturbation story?
The first time. I was cleaning​ my dick and then I touched myself and I felt good. So I kept touching myself until I had orgasm and I came. I had no idea of what the cum was a I had a huge gulp of it. Tasted weird. And since then, I have never missed masturbation even by one day. I was 11

2. Your best masturbation experience?
Right before u cum, stop and relax and again repeat for like 4 times and it will feel so good and u will cum a lot than normal haha

3. Where is the place you like to masturbate the most?
Bed

4. Have you ever done mutual masturbation? and how do you ask someone to do it with you?
Done with my friend during a sleepover. We didn't ask, we were watching porn and both of us pulled our dick and then...

5. What time do you like to masturbate?
At night before I sleep

6. Have you ever been caught masturbating?
Yes, my sister has caught me. Very embarrassing.

7. What's your favorite masturbation technique?
Humping or the traditional technique

8. What's your favorite masturbation position? eg standing, sitting, lying down, etc
Standing or lying down in my bed

9. How often do you masturbate?
3-4 times a day

10. Yes as I have mentioned above I masturbated with my friend during a sleepover. I wished it would be more than just masturbate...

[Asker]

What do you jump if I don't mind me asking