Sexual Relationships 
Sexual Health 
LADIES FIRST: Let’s talk about women and their bullshit.
1. You’re dishonest with yourself and others
A lot of women become professionals at lying. Without even realizing it, you learn at an early age to censor yourself to get what you want. What’s a classic example? Dating a man and saying you’re looking for a casual relationship. Then you proceed to post/retweet about how single you are. You know you want something more than a warm body but you don’t want to fight for what you want, because you’re excited you’re getting attention for once. Forget that he explicitly told you he’s looking to “have fun.” And 3 months to a year later, you’re sobbing and whining about “men who aren’t shit.” Like dude.
Still not convinced? How about the women who are perpetually single and act like it’s never their fault? It’s always bad luck or bad men or a bad geographic area for love. While women younger than you are getting wifed up left, right and center. You’re lying to yourself and no one is buying it.
Or my favorite line “I’m loving being single! I’m too young to be tied down.” Really? Don’t get me wrong, it’s possible to truly love being alone and being single. But most of you hop on the first dick that comes your way - you want to snuggle and commit before you’ve properly vetted the guy. You aren’t willing to do the work to find the RIGHT guy, which is why the love affair ends in under a year. You raced to the finish line because you don’t really like being single.
2. You chase love and deny giving it to yourself
Yikes. But it’s true. Women will sell their soul to get a man to commit. And the stakes get higher with age. At 21, girls are still shook about finding a guy who won’t cheat on them with their big-booty roommate. At 27, it’s all about the ring. You chase after men, cornering them into relationships they half wanted all to prove something to yourself. Don’t believe me?
How many men did you have to explicitly ASK “are you seeing anyone else” or “what are we doing?” Like sis. If you have to ask, it’s pretty clear what you aren’t doing. And that’s being a couple.
y'all think this shit is a game? I see too many women settling for mediocre men that are underneath their education level JUST to say they have someone. I have seen women who drag a man to the altar to prove she won’t die alone. I have seen women beg for a man to take them seriously. Instead of just walking away.
Women are emotionally held captive to the idea of being loved and wanted. We care about the showmanship much more than the man it’s coming from. That’s why you can’t walk away from Him. That’s why you go back every time, even though he lies. And cheats. And beats on you.
3. You are disloyal in every sense of the word
Women chew other women up and spit them out for sport.
You know the types: the ones who slander and shade their friends whenever they see them prospering. Or the women who will slut shame a classmate for filling out a tight velvet dress that she knows will never look good on her. You know, those women.
Let’s not forget the women who think cooking, fucking and sucking makes them the perfect girlfriend. That damn “wife material” title is getting waaaaaay out of hand ladies. Some of y’all think you are the ONLY ones who know their way around uncut penises. You aren’t special Brenda, so stop putting down other women because they don’t feel the need to suck their man’s dick every day. They have priorities, don’t you?
I’m tired of the disloyal attitude, wherein you drag other women for random shit. You do realize men don’t trust you because you don’t trust EACH OTHER.
Miss “I could never be a feminist” headass. You want these MGTOW trolls all over your raggedy behind because men IRL aren’t checking for you otherwise. But imma hush on that.
4. You don’t hold your friends accountable
I’m so weary because a lot of you excuse your friends’ dumbass decisions because you do the same things.
Think I may have mentioned this in another mytake, but I truly believe a lot of you spend time bullshitting because your friends are a reflection of you. More so than men, if a woman has problematic friends, 90% of the time she’s a head case. A lot of you associate with straight bitches just for the Instagram pictures. You have Sociology 422 together so why not be best friends? Like what the fuck. And then you turn around and talk shit about your mutual friends on the off days you don’t get the friend group together. Some petty ass shit.
But what’s worse is when you fail to be real with your friends. I don’t know many women who do this (although you claim you do) because SO MANY OF YOU SUCK AT CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM. You pop off on your boyfriend saying some wild shit and he says one thing that hits you hard, and you lose your mind. You have no self-awareness and your friends won’t check you because they are just as guilty. So many of you get on an ego-trip gassed up by your stupid friends that you can’t see they co-sign your toxic behavior. No one can be real with you because they aren’t real with themselves. Where is the accountability in these friendships ladies? WHERE?! I don’t see it.
MEN you're NEXT: Let’s talk about men and their bullshit
1. You have an entitlement problem
You really do. For all of millennia men have built empires, started wars and conquered lands. As such, there’s something in the male psyche that likes to CLAIM and OWN. The problem with this is in 2017...ain’t nobody claiming shit.
Some of these men carry a 19th century mindset in a 26 year old, male body. You truly believe you deserve women and their attention. Because how DARE you compliment a woman and she’s not interested? Well that makes her a dirty filthy whore huh? Who is she to turn you down because you aren’t attractive to her? A person? Foh.
Your entitlement is evident in how you treat women, how you objectify them as objects and not people. It’s obvious on GAG, when you berate women for having an opinion. It’s evident in boardrooms when you talk over women or excuse them from important conversations (yes this has happened to me and many other women in professional settings). Just because you’re male, you’re better, stronger, and smarter apparently.
2. You are a slave to sex
This is what trips y’all up every time. You wanna claim to be these “alpha males” (I hate that term by the way) but a lot of your manhood is contingent upon acquiring women to be in your online harem. It’s fucking ridiculous.
y'all are obsessed with sex to the point where it’s unhealthy. You judge other men by the sex they are or are not having. You ostracize gay men because they don’t want the sex YOU want and that’s threatening (I might write a whole mytake on homophobia bc y’all men are messy when it comes to that). Y’all literally run around calling each other “betas” if they even HINT that they actually relate to women on an emotional level. What type of shit is that?!
You live and die by pussy. Out here having 18 year old kids thinking they aren’t men because they can’t get a girl to hold their hand. Out here lying, scheming and manipulating just to hold onto expired pussy past it’s date because you’re too lazy to find a girl worth having. Y’all gotta chill with all that.
Stop putting women on a pedestal because we aren’t shit. We really aren’t.
3. You don’t hold yourself or your friends accountable
Now this will rub a lot of people the wrong way. But I can almost accurately speak for women on this one. How the FUCK do y’all not realize your friends are perverted assholes at best, rapists at worst? I’m dead ass. How the hell do you guys not notice ya friend Gerbert hella weird? Then act shook when you find out via twitter ya mans on trial for gang rape.
Most of you aren’t discretionary enough when it comes to your friendships. Straight up assholes y’all will tolerate because they like the same baseball team as you.
Hold your friends accountable when they do or say some wild shit. Rapists jokes are so 2010 so check your friends if you see them on some dumb shit.
And take male sex abuse seriously while you’re at it. Y’all wanna hate on #metoo for advocating for justice for abuse victims of every gender. But where is your hashtag gentlemen? Why do I know several men off the top of my head who have been molested/abused by women and when they told their friends, it was a joke? Some of your crew think Terry Crews is gay, so you dismiss his case. He’s fighting for y'all so MEN can be taken seriously. Start your own movement or something, I don't know just work on that.
All right. So there’s a mytake to shake things up a bit. @Tdieseler let’s see what you think of this, should be interesting
What Girls & Guys Said
0 3Daaaang, you put EVERYONE on blast. Yea, tell those female cunts to stop backing up their girl friends play just to make them feel better about themselves. I do admit that guys do side with the fellas when we have something in common, and the entitlement thing when it comes to women... im 50/50 on. I mean... women always have some kind of prerequisite..."do this and i'll have sex with you, cuz 'thats what you want'". Stupid really.
Speaking of sex... the one thing i don't agree with is the "slave to sex" thing. Women will never know what thats like for a guy, maybe you are right, but that ain't our fault... nature made us that way. Just like how most women will never understand the frustration we have when trying to satisfy a new female. She views it from her perspective only... like she's the first fucking girl the guy has ever hit on. Never seems to see the 80 other women that he has hit on and been rejected from the start, or even worse, spent time and money on dates, just to get shunned because he said something about the dimple on her shoulder.
Its fucking ridiculous. I don't like the fact that Vagina makes guys crazy... I've been in a room full of dudes and Everyone got along, then some girl in all tight clothing walks in and all of a sudden, all of them want to do something to "out-man" the other. I watch that shit happen and its fucking barbaric. Thats why i preach constantly that guys have to stop the want for vagina... it has caused, fights, wars, loss of life... etc.
I was going to put out a Take about how we are all the same, so we should just stop bashing each other, but the Rant-isodes seemed like the more fun option. And you beat me to it lol. You should definitely write about that homophobia shit... some guys take that shit to the max. Where i was raised, there was absolutely NO problem with hugging another guy, hell sometimes I've seen em hold hands like an over extended handshake... all of that shit, nothing wrong with it. Then the homophobes come crawling out. Now men can't display affection to another man or they are labelled "gay"... they can go fuck themselves. I don't give a shit. Those fucking closet homos themselves.
Slave to sex: men are to blame for their actions. To imply that it’s only biology is to imply your desires and instincts can’t be overcome with some common sense. You’re not beasts lol. To me, it’s a cop out
we kinda sorta are lol
its officially out... i didn't tag you but its out... rantisode 3...
So which men and women are you referring to specifically? I just had a discussion on here the other day, about how when people monolithically refer to "men" and "women", they are actually only referring to "attractive men" and "attractive women". Which is what it seems like your doing. The majority of men and women don't act like this, because they can't get away with it. Except for the slave to sex thing, that's pretty much true for all men in the West, unless they're like super-religious or asexual or something.
I’m commenting on cultural attributes that are developed in this society. It’s not about commenting on dating habits - these flaws are not contingent upon men or women. Some of them are traits of narcissism which is not limited to physicality. Ugly men and women do these things too. The point of generalizations is to be so broad that it covers a multitude of issues, that resonates with someone. I doubled this effect by portraying negatives of both men and women. If you want specificity, then that’s a different mytake on a specific issue. And even then it’s a blanket statement. It’s a mytake dude, stop expecting for it to be super specific when I haven’t met 90% of the population to speak on it.
By "attractive", I don't mean physically attractive. I mean the type of people who would engage in the manipulative social posturing you outline here in order to advance their own status, thereby becoming "attractive (options)". Men let what their friends do slide, because having the respect of other men gives them the appearance of high esteem and masculinity. Women undercut their friends, because they see themselves in direct competition. Men who are entitled approach most problems from a position of self-assuredness and confidence. Women aren't honest about their wants and needs because that casts a wider net for "Mr. Right". I'm not saying good people can't be attractive, but they have a tougher path to get there. You're talking about a class of people who use manipulation and narcissism to help them in the dating game. If evil/cowardice wasn't the easy way, people wouldn't do it. And you're referring to them monolithically as "men" and "the women they date".
Ah I see what you mean by “attractive.” With that in mind, I would say even individuals who aren’t seen as attractive still duplicate these behaviors. As a woman I have insight on this issue for women specifically. Plenty of women are guilty of lying or censoring themselves. The examples in #1 are very real. #2 talks about women who chase love and affection when they could just give it to themselves. They want to be desired - and this want drives a lot of their decisions. It’s quite unique to the female experience and universal enough for women to at least sympathize with, if not concur with my point. Your commentary on social posturing applies more to the male section of the mytake, and I can understand why you feel that way. Men and women are not a monolith but by creating a caricature of both genders, it can at least provoke a probing conversation that can highlight some truths here.
Yeah for sure, you're absolutely right! :)
Woman !!!
Perfectly said.
Now I wonder why GAG admins don't feature this take !