Men, do y’all wash your booty holes in the shower?

LMAO hear me out real quick

Apparently it’s common for straight men to not wash their assholes because they think it’s gay…

PLEASE TELL ME THATS NOT TRUE 😭

Yes I wash my booty hole, duh 🙄
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No, I’m not touching my booty hole. That’s gay 😡
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Y’all I’m not referring to sticking soap or anything INSIDE of it lol. Getting soap up there doesn’t sound healthy. But I mean taking a loofa and going over ya poofa 🙄
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  • I do. Now with that out of the way...

    An interesting point, wild animals generally don't clean their buttholes after pooping, not to mention before "bed" - think of any reptiles or birds, or even most mammals like cows or horses, or giraffes. Or even monkeys and apes for that matter. They poop just like you but never wipe and they're fine. Your dog doesn't wipe yet it doesn't smell like poop, and it doesn't lick its own butthole yet there is no infection of a messy area around there.
    What's the deal with humans and these unnatural tendencies lately, not being able to digest raw meet like ANY OTHER species (or our own species before the invention of a camp fire for that matter) or getting sick from natural water like in a stream or a lake that animals drink from. Like Mexicans drink their water fine but Americans visit there and complain about tummy ache, seriously?
    No wonder people get sick from everything these days. Soap this, disinfectant that, brush your teeth (seen a lion brush its teeth? needs them in top shape for hunting and chewing, don't you think nature knows how to look after them?), shampoo your hair (don't get me started, hasn't anyone heard of its self-cleaning mechanism?). Hey that reminds me, do you think a pig can catch a cold? Or a dog get sick from eating "dirty" food off the floor? :D :D :D Seen a cow with missing teeth? Or a cat with hay fever? :D :D Humans love cavities (I never had one - I know how to look after my teeth without using fluoride) and root canal treatment. Oh the joy. Some people just watch too much TV (I don't own one) and ads on the interwebz (I never see any on any website, not even youtube). But they seem to work a treat on some. They like to tell what it means to be human. How did the native Americans ever survive before Europeans arrived there?

    • Dogs use their tongue to wipe their assholes, dude….

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  • Ok, hear me out. This is my rutine, let's say it's on a day where everything is going on at the same time.

    So i wake up, go and do my business like pee and poo. Wipe and all that stuff, clean my hands.

    I like to brush my teeth before i go in the shower for some reason.

    But first, this is because it's on that day in this scenario.

    First i cut my nails, toast and finger, use the file and everything. I cut them in the shower so it's all contained in there and easy to clean up.

    Then i step in, wet my whole body, everywhere.

    Step one, I shampoo my hair, rinse it out and shampoo it one more time, then rinse it out.

    Step two, if needed i use conditioner or hair repair balm or what ever its called.

    Step three while my conditioner is in, i clean my face, and ears (outside and around the ears)
    Then i use body soap on a clean washcloth that i can hold on each opposite corner to sort of scrub my back with. Then neck, chest, belly, arms. I clean my penis and balls with gental soap, but the penis head just water. Next and only after my penis i clean my butt with soap, but it's outside, not like I'm going inside. After the butt i clean my hands.

    In between here i might if needed trim body hair like armpits and penis so it's not wildly long. I never go full nude, it scratches.

    Step four i clean my legs and feet, between the toes and everything.
    Step five, i now rinse out the conditioner and just generally rinse of my body everywhere from the soaps and all.

    Step six i dry myself with a towel in the shower before i go out.

    Step seven i shave my face.

    Step eight i apply skin cream.

    Step nine deodorant and maybe parfyme.

    Step ten i put on dry, clean clothes.

Most Helpful Girls

  • I do not know any man or woman who would dig inside of their hole to clean unless they were preparing for anal. So I’m sure at best, they wash the crack of their ass like most

    • I mean I wouldn’t expect anyone to go up IN there but at least scrub the outside of it 😭

    • Surely he's not referring to the inside of the butthole... Surely?

    • Okay good 😂

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  • Thankfully i found a man who knows basic hygiene and doesn’t think everything is “gay” 💀

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  • I think it's common to wash the OUTSIDE of the booty not the inside. xD I'm not into buttplay with myself in the shower.

  • Basic cleanliness…who doesn't want that and how is that gay?

  • Of course I do... I don't know where you heard that.

  • Yes, it's the first thing I do in the shower every morning but it does help to have a shower with a detachable head and where I can set it to the most forceful mode.

  • I've heard that about guys, yeah. And I know the concept is true because I've been around multiple dudes at work, the store, etc. who smell like ass and they either don't know it or don't care. Plus I wonder how their girlfriends/wives can stand that shit. I can't even figure out for the life of me why they would ever think cleaning your ass is gay. I wash everything the shower.

  • Why shower if you aren't gonna clean yourself properly lol

  • Anyone like that needs serious mental stability help. I literally just scratched my ass hole, sniffed it and thought god I need a shower.

  • What's the difference? If she's so interested in licking my asshole she might as well taste SOME of the shit she so badly wants on her tongue!

  • I use the bidet for that. As much as cleaning behind my foreskin isn't masturbating, washing my butthole isn't gay.

    For me, at least.

  • I know I do it

    Ps. Your updates are hilarious

  • I hit it with the hand sprayer. I won't touch the thing/

  • Eek those results... just no, come on we re better than this

  • Wtf really?

  • Yes.

    As to the soap comment: the human rectum has two sets of sphincter muscles, outer and inner. Any errand soap is typically stopped by the external sphincter. The inner sphincter covers your six, if anything gets past the OSph. And soap isn't the worst thing- soap is used in some enemas, folks.

    • Good to know 😅

  • Well the fact that you call it " booty " hole and not butthole is kinda sus xD

    • Booty hole sounds funnier lol And I’m not sus, I’m flat out gay

    • 😂😂😂... Alright I get it... And by the way it's not gay lol... Weird logic.. These guys are just struggling with their masculinity they can't take a proper shower 😆...

  • Dude you have to, that would be nasty if people didn't lol

  • It's a part of my body so yes I wash it. If I didn't wash it, it would be like not washing my dick

  • Super Clean Butt Hole. 💞

  • Who the hell wouldn't wash it? Do people really like smelling like literal shit or something?

  • Yes, I wash my ass.

    A loofa? No. Ew! Wtf

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