Million-Dollar Sitcom Idea: Friends With Benefits (Satire)

Friends with Benefits TV Show - Brilliant! (Sarcasm)

Warning: The GAG General has determined this post to be sarcastic. Sarcasm is being used as a tool to stimulate the mind out of old patterns. You've been warned...

I have a brilliant idea...

I don't watch TV but I hear it is a great way to influence culture and influence young minds because it is "programming". So what about this...we (I want some investors) create a new TV sitcom called "Friends with Benefits"...or maybe we just shorten it to "Friends" since that fits on a cereal box better.

Anyway, you have this situation comedy where these neighbors, males and females all commingle and get in relationships, but they rarely work out, its all confusing...but it is always funny. They date each other, hook up, and unhook. Move on and move back and it goes on for seasons. It just all seems so normal. We'll put it at a prime hour when young minds would watch it.

Friends with Benefits!

The sub conscious minds of the young generation watching such programming will be wired to believe this is normal. We can maybe call this "Must See" TV in the advertising...that will only cost a few marketing dollars to get across the airwaves....that way they think they should definitely watch this "programming". The music to it will be upbeat and fun, insinuating that this is "GREAAAATTT" and reinforces the positive feelings and how they should live. Devious...

Now the subliminal message into their young sub conscious mind will be to program them to be a very promiscous generation, all for our benefit of course. That helps us guys so that way, if we don't have wives, they will be very easy and saves a ton on the "get lucky" budget shall we say. Prostitutes may go out of business, but they'll just have to get a real job! We'll be all the richer as the women will want it more than we do...they'll be cheap! Devious I know...

Noone ever asks when they watch TV or a movie...what am I watching, is this good for my mind, am I learning something I shouldn't...certainly not teenagers and kids, or for that matter young adults. And we all know girls especially are emotional and easily lead astray by their emotions...e.g. "this is funny, it feels good, look at those colors and her hair, did she really just sleep with her sisters brother again?...etc etc.." Just like in the Bible Genesis 3:4 the fall of man, so easily lead astray when they don't have a strong man to "watch their backs". Enough of that, just reinforcing my point...lets not get into values and stuff...geesh...

Million-Dollar Sitcom Idea: Friends With Benefits (Satire)

No person has a perfect upbringing and oh so many are wounded by absent parents or unskilled and unloving ones. Add ontop of our new programming that junk. So when anyone tries to tell them that their "hookup" mentality, promiscuous lifestyle is wrong...like say parents, a random GAGGer, or at church where they occasionally read a Bible verse or something to try and condition some good old fashioned values and self worth, they will dig through their hormonal sub conscious mind (sub consciously) and give it consideration...but their major reference point will be this garbage progra....ahemmm... this "must see" TV and they'll conclude that is who they "are" and their parents just don't understand them. Their reference point is what "WE" designed, not what "THEY" were designed for.

Heck if some person tries to talk sense into them on GAG or some other future forum, they'll just get a "Meh" or something like that, and the girl will affirm she just wants a hookup right now because she doesn't want a "relationship". So some other guy is getting lucky not you, just deal with it...

The government will surely support this idea, so I'm not worried about being "shut down" or censored. Although we think some political parties are based on values, they are really about control and that is achieved through jobs and the economy...keep people busy and fed and they won't make too much trouble. There is nothing better for the economy than to have a bunch of divided households with offspring and divorces racked up.

Two houses, two microwaves, two fridges, two of everything..all having to be maintained at the local big box store. A game console at each house... double everything! Good for jobs and profits. By gosh if someone solved relationship issues, provided training to have successful relationships, instilled values and divorce went to zero, we'd need half the stuff, half the houses and apartments...our economy would collapse as would the banks. The government gets this, they aren't dummies!

Million-Dollar Sitcom Idea: Friends With Benefits (Satire)

Sure I know what you are thinking...deep inside the human being, especially a female, is a design to want to feel loved, bonded to a male, secure and an insatiable desire for offspring and raising them. Yea, true, but this special programming will steer the ship for years and years, virtually guaranteeing an abundant supply of available (easy) females and a total social mess starting at a very young age. And the services required to fix it all up...lawyers, psychiatrists, counselors...again good for the economy. They will be very confused trying to tie their female "design" into the reality they have experienced. Poor things...:-( But as long as we get what is going on, we'll be just fine...guys...?

I'm sure we can find some cheap California actors to take this on, they won't even have to know the "plan". We know Californians have been living a different sexual reality lifestyle for decades, this should be easy for them. Have these actors take on movies and such, it will further instill the false sense of reality in to the young and vulnerable minds.

As men, I know we are supposed to lead women in a healthy direction, love them (which means care for them to live the best and fullest life they can have) have their "backs" so to speak and protect them. We can do that after we find a good one, no problemo. Or rather, you may have to look in another country that doesn't have this kind of programming or doesn't understand the language. Maybe an Eastern European country, or something of the like. Import your true bride boys, cause these must see TV ones will be a bit messy emotionally to handle!

Yea, there are downsides like your taxes may go up to deal with the social consequences, and your standard of living my go down because of that, but isn't this plan more fun?

Just don't let your kids watch this stuff, that's obvious... You'll be kinda like the billionaires who control the world...you know the subliminal plan but you don't get conditioned by it or let it control you. You are smarter than that since you are in on it from the "get go".


Guys, I think I'm onto a grand idea here. Investors?

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  • Well that would certainly make good tv. It has drama, sex and conflict all the materials you need for something entertaining.

    About the conditioning of the brain some would be but I believe that a large majority would not be effected. Yes young brains are easily conditioned but we all have our own morals. Also the environment one grows up in plays a huge role. No matter how much we disagree with what our parents say, parents are parents and we learn from a very young age that they know best (or think they do). Sex and the city is a perfect example, I don't see lots of woman following the footsteps of the characters in that show.

    As for bad parenting, I came from that but I turned out ok. Yes I'm very open minded and I'm in a friends with benefits relationship and I hook up but that's all my choice and what I want. I also have standards, I don't hook up with every offer I get. Also my friends with benefits only gets to be lucky if I agree or want to, so far I haven't met up with him for 2 months and he's getting desperate but there is nothing he can do. So I totally disagree that women will be easy because of some show to condition them to sleep around.

    • Very true, it isn't just one thing that conditions us, it is a whole environment. Two people can watch a show and end up with different results, so it isn't 100%. But I just wonder how we got to where we are today... it seems levels beyond where we were in the 60's. I strongly suspect parenting issues related back to sexual issues. That's been my experience so far 100% of the time I talk to people (at least in how I translate it). Parents have huge impacts... controlling can be bad, not present can be bad, abusive, etc... on young minds. Thank you, great response!

    • Anytime! I believe we evolve as time goes by. What we are exposed to media, friends, life experiences or things we read that gives us new ideas. All those new ideas make us want to try things and experience them, some may try them and like it some might not and that's how we evolve. We are curious creatures, perfect example is Adam and Eve. Eve was told not to eat the apple of knowledge but after the snake put the idea in her head she ate it. As for parenting issue relating to sexual issues you mean how we perceive sex from what our parents act, I agree. My issues were mostly with my mom, she loved me dearly and so do I but she is very controlling and emotionally cold. Therefore I have a hard time opening up to people when it comes to my feelings. I was also taught that once I have sex with a guy I've given him everything and therefore I'm worthless, she is also a strong believer is tough love and all that messed up my head big time.