Mom picked up my cum rag to wipe Windex off her face is it bad I laughed so hard afterwords?

So i went to the store a few months ago to buy some cum rags so i have somewhere to cum after wacking it and i have a mom who is regularly in my room to clean the windows and stuff and i came home from school to see my mom in my room cleaning my windows no biggie cept i noticed i didn't put my rag away so i was gonna ninja around her an take it till she sneezed squirted the windex on her face an then grabbed the rag to dry it off for the next minute i was trying not to laugh my ass off and keep a straight face because she didn't notice and now i can't stop thinking about it and laughing my ass off
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  • i had something like this happen to me i had this Toy when i was 12 when i turned 15 it was my make shift dildo and my mom picked it up and told me i need to get over these toys i was trying my hardest not to grin or smile xD
    shit happens and sometimes funny shit happens

    • How did it not click for her😂

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  • I feel like this didn't happen. Mostly because a cum rag a term for just tissues or paper towels that you jizz into and I doubt your mother grabbed a tissue that looked used. You need to learn your sex terms a little better before trolling.

    • a cum rag is a face towel or towel that you use to clean up the jizz.

    • @thatkaruguy Of like the 30 times I've heard the term used this is the first for that. There's absolutely no reason to use a towel to clean up jizz when things like disposable tissues exist.

    • its a matter of preferrence. towels get cum off much better than toilet paper and paper towels they just smear it whereas towels actually wipe it off. if you watch porn im sure youve seen chicks get jizzed on all over her face and then at the end they throw her a towel and she wipes it off. its much easier to do this because you aren't wasting toilet paper you just use the towel for a while then throw it in the wash when you feel it needs washing.

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  • HAHAHAHAH fucking legend

  • Unused?

    • sadly a cum rag isn't a cum rag unless it used xD

    • Ew, you're horrible. She didn't notice a smell?

    • my shit didn't make the rags smell bad unless you openly smelled it when it dries most of the smell from it dissipates at least for mine

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