Everybody loves naked ladies, the pope does, the green grocer too, the postman, we all do.
Besides the lube, a bottle of shampaz, maybe a large Lebanese cucumber, the thing Monkey loves the most with naked ladies is candle light.
Nothing else creates the ambient mood for a good rhomp, then natural lighting.
Yo like @ChocolateCheesecake said i thought you said lesbian cucumber lmao 😂😂 candles do make the atmosphere.. Till ya get too overboard in some bad fun and knock a candle over and the house goes up into flames XD
You guys need to rub your eyes after you read things, but I'm going to call them lesbian cucumbers from now on, cause its funny.
Genius XD
Lmao😂😆😁😂😆😁
I bet Monkeynutts is all hands with the ladies, like a spider monkey.
Depends, if I'm chewing anything or not
Nothing is sexier than lit candels while getting naughty
Yeah, give me ideas. Some guy called it his little chicken. After it spit in my eye I wrung it's neck, cracked it's eggs, and set it's nest on fire.
@DublinRollerGirl damn girl. That is some sexy foreplay, then what happened? Lol 😂
He ran off smoking and screaming. Never saw him again.
I enjoy giving women neck massages.
Hahaha, you got to put your face into it.
Gladly! lol
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What's Your Opinion? Sign Up Now!Iโm hoping you donโt burn your house down in your Christmas inebriation 😂
They are tea candles, that won't be possible.
he's i like candle light but i Also like night light and the moon with a stary sky, however that dosenโt beat full on hardcore naked sex in the rain whilst rolling around in the mud, and at that time also preforming trantric sex which is all about pleasure and love!.
Am complex i know but one like what she likes, each to their own ^^
You Dirty girl! Haha.
Het dont knock it till you tried it. One of the Misconceptionโs for trantric is you need another person... wrong you can do it when beating off just feels better with someone else who kones what they are doing, om me if you want to know how to do it ^^.
Ok, That's good for you! :)
I thought that all women from down under glowed and gave off natural light.
Yeah its an optical illusion, better get the real thing.
Nice! 👍🏼
The likes naked boys not ladies.
The Pope likes naked boys not ladies. My bad 😂
Pffft, how do you know what the pope likes?
Because Tim minchin wrote a song about it.
Ok🐒🐒🐒
Looks like a housefire waiting to happen, think that picture is already alight.
I was gonna say a nice fur rug too but that's some proper caveman shit.
I swear that said lesbian cucumber 😂😂😂
You can name the cucumber what ever you want.
I once bought a cucumber that I'm pretty sure was a lesbian.
Fire hazard.
The naked ladies, but I can only try to say be careful, I never fully use candles.
whoa!
thank you
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