My boyfriend's penis wasn't like my realistic vibrator. Whose at fault?

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For several years I've been using a vibrator that was advertised as being realistic.
But when I lost my virginity few days ago it felt completely different to my toy. First of all my vibrators is eight inches but my boyfriend was only 5. His penis didn't vibrate in the same way either. The overall texture and smell was different too.
So is my vibrator not an accurate copy of a penis or is my boyfriend's penis not quite right?

Tiffany_Taylor_Made · Accepted Answer

Obviously a dildo is not the same as a real penis, no matter how much the company markets it as "realistic." Dildos do not expand based on arousal levels, have the same texture or feel of a penis, and nor do they offer that same experience of a man penetrating those pleasurable spots. However, in this situation, the difference isn't between a dildo and penis feeling different, but rather the size difference. If your boyfriend has a 5-inch penis, then it is small, period. A small penis penetrating you isn't going to feel the same as a fairly large dildo. The feeling likely wouldn't be too drastic if you had a boyfriend with an 8-inch penis, which is a great and much better size than a 5.

wingattebaby16 · Accepted Answer

your bf's penis is inadequate...

5" is very short.

My man's penis is 8" and he Pulses when he is having sex with me and ejacing..

no man's penis will Vibrate like a Vibrator/Dildo does...

and unless you boyfriend is able to get hard AF, he won't have the Texture (veins & bumps) like your best friend the vibrator...

But his is very small...

drsatan · Accepted Answer

Your boyfriend is at fault, he should have studied harder at school and eaten all his veggies, then he would have nice 8 inch size cock by now. The only reason his is 5 is because he's lazy and probably a communist.

And I dont know why his penis wasn't vibrating for you. Did you remember to check it for batteries? Or maybe you just have a faulty boyfriend 🤔.

You should probably dump this obvious cuck and get yourself a real man with a big 10 inch, purple silicone, dick that vibrates like a jackhammer. Lord knows there's enough guys like that out there!

broken_heart_at_48 · Accepted Answer

Your boyfriend is average and if his junk was vibrating he's either really cold really scared or having a fit of some sort. If you love him communicate with him guide him the first time usually isn't a guys best anyways and you can get extensions that you guys can play with sometimes just don't shame the poor guy or you guys will never have a chance

ciitruskiwi · Answer

You have to be trolling. No one can possibly be this stupid.

iimJay · Answer

I think you forgot to put the batteries in the back. Throw a couple D-cells back there to power up the D

Daniela1982 · Answer

Can you anons do anything but troll? You sound like a bored jr. high school kid on her mother's computer. Is she trolling 8 Ball?

OlderAndWiser · Answer

Hahahaha! Thanks for the laugh!

hellionthesagereborn · Answer

Wait what? Are you trolling? First off, a penis doesn't vibrate so yeah, second the average penis size is between five to six inches. I can't tell if your fucking with every one or not.

WadeDanielSmith · Answer

One man in like a million has an 8 inch penis. According to the Family Medical Dictionary, the average penis is about 4.5 inches long. So your Vibrator is unrealistic right away.

spartan55 · Answer

I say dump Mr Tiny Weiner then sue the vibrator manufacturer for millions. Call Saul Goodman.

ChronicThinker · Answer

This is such a troll post. Stop.

Tamera952 · Answer

go figure.

Truthatanycost · Answer

Please contact trading standards or advertising standards authority.

sawno · Answer

To answer the obvious, your expectations of the vibrator being like a real dick was at fault.

BlondeGoneWild · Answer

One of the worst parts about corona is the huge influx of troll questions on this app

foxrider77 · Answer

Maybe just use the vib for the front door while your boyfriend goes in your back door. Double pen could be really nice.

Miristheiss · Answer

Troooooooooooooll...

LiamSawyer · Answer

First of all you lost your virginity to a rubber toy dick several years ago and I bet your boyfriends dick can cum a whole lot better then your replicate rubber faux penis can cum!!!

DJB72 · Answer

Average male organ is 5-6". Don't believe the Internet if it says otherwise.

The penis does not vibrate. If it does, the man should urgently seek medical help.

The fault lies with the manufacturer who claimed your 8" vibratory was "realistic". It isn't.

Again, an 8" vibrating silicone dildo bears as much resemblance to a real penis as your Teddy bear does to a 700lb grizzly

theChineseWASP · Answer

Well trolled...

Apope16 · Answer

your fault for thinking that a vibrator is like a real penis.

SomeGuyCalledTom · Answer

Maybe he needs to insert a couple of AA batteries up his ass to power up the vibration function built into his penis. Every man has one of course, nature designed them to emulate modernday sex toys.

Underworld158 · Answer

Change your boyfriend’s battery and he will vibrate

My boyfriend's penis wasn't like my realistic vibrator. Whose at fault?

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