My boyfriends penis tastes like old ham and cheddar. Is that normal?

[Anonymous]

[ohsheeT]

All of these years me wondering why hotel's and motels when you first walk in they always had breath mints on the pillows on the bed
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I know one thing when I go some place to get a sandwich and someone orders a hot ham and cheese they better ask how old is the ham

[hbg84]

Is he uncircumcised? If yes that can be common in guys who dont properly wash their dick. Bacteria gets inside the foreskin and creates smegma commonly referred to as dick cheese. It can smell funny and have a weird taste from what I've read and heard

Solution is he needs to properly pull the foreskin back and clean his penis.

[Asker]

Wait, it's supposed to be cleaned? He said it was natural for it to self clean, that's why there was always went lint stuff in there

[hbg84]

Yes its supposed to be cleaned. I thought it was common sense that you should wash your genitals whether you're man or woman.

here's a link
www.healthline.com/.../circumcised-vs-uncircumcised

[Gent207-2]

@hbg84 Wow shit I did not know Cool

[hbg84]

@gent207-2 are being sarcastic or genuine.. hard to tell. If you're being genuine you're welcome.

[Gent207-2]

No dead serious 🤣

[hbg84]

Right on

[intovertedguy]

It doesn't self clean, he has to wash it.

[MORPHEUS_12]

Probably smegma from him not cleaning his dick. Also if he has not been circumcised then the smegma cheese is trapped under his foreskin because he is not cleaning it. If you have to keep your motor clean, so should he.

[desidoll]

If he is uncircumcised, he needs extra care down there. It is not that uncut guys cannot be clean, but because of the foreskin, the smegma tends to accumulate around it hence produces some strange smells.

[NYlatefun]

I agree, it sounds like lack of hygiene

[Boysface_18]

I have tight foreskin... What can I do

[DaveJord]

YIKES!!! I am sorry. I have not idea how penis is supposed to taste, but that sound terrible. Make that guy take a shower, and groom his area.

[Katie1964]

Did he wipe it with a ham and cheese sandwich? No? then probably not.

[hahahmm]

It's interesting that you know what old ham & cheddar taste like. I'm guessing you're a regular at the buffet 5 minutes before closing & you get a lot of free leftovers.

[RobT312]

My boyfriends dick is tasty. Love it. Never had that taste to be honest. Shower before and I’m sure the won’t be a problem

[nolabels]

Ugh!

[SnowedIn]

I prefer the salami and provolone actually. You may want to switch.

[Dinklex3]

No. 😬

[BoopBoopBeep]

Ugh no tell him to wash that shit

[slatyb]

No, it's not. If shouldn't taste like anything. Is he uncut? He needs to clean himself more thoroughly.

[MementoMori777]

😂😂😂

[Bricealan]

That is odd... my girlfriend says my penis tastes like a combination of Chicken and Swiss?

[Asker]

Lucky girl! I love swiss man cheese

[Simslover92]

Not in the slightest.

[SolitaireBlonde]

He’s been cheating on you by fucking a sandwich late night in the kitchen.

[Wise4myage]

Lmao

[Asker]

That... that CAD! He told me the mushroom burger was the last...

[SolitaireBlonde]

I bet that perv moistens the ham first too.

[Asker]

That explains why it's so greasy... ugh. Now I gotta go much on his sisters salad

[SolitaireBlonde]

You rockin an innie or outie?

[Asker]

An outie

[SolitaireBlonde]

Yep. That’s why the ham. Leaves some spilling out the edges of the bun.

[Asker]

Ohhhhhh that makes sense!

[Bricealan]

Yes,,,,, and open-face ham and cheddar cheese sandwich... shame on him!

[NYCQuestions1976]

Best answer to any question on this site in a long long LONG time! 😂😂😂

[SolitaireBlonde]

Lol thanks!

[NYCQuestions1976]

@solitaireblonde You're welcome!

[SolitaireBlonde]

Hey, have to have some humor sometimes, right? 🙂

[Dargil]

Black Forest or Honey Ham? Sharp or Mild Cheddar?

[Asker]

I unno

[SnowedIn]

Best answer on GaG today

[GoodGuyBreakingBad]

Not normal at all. Sounds like poor hygiene

[andreasderjuengere]

It's normal for the guys who are very relaxed on personal hygiene.

However - it could be worse - think ''fishing trawler''...

[bowenw]

It probably shouldn't taste like anything other than clean skin if he's just showered.

[megabamse]

No its not. Sure he cleans his dick every day?

[Shedzij567]

Firstly how do you even know what old ham and cheddar taste lik? This is just disgusting

[TooHot2Care]

. . . . . . I need a shower after reading this.

[BlackJeep]

As a straight guy I cannot answer this but I am a little amused lol

Old ham and cheddar isn't good. Ham and old cheddar is amazing though

[NYCQuestions1976]

Are you sure it's not old cheddar and ham instead? 🤔

[Sparkie460]

That's why it's better to be circumcised. Don't have to worry about smelling like that.

[Wise4myage]

Yuck! Hell no it’s not normal.🤮

[Asker]

So the smell and greasy texture isn't normal?

[Wise4myage]

Of course not

[intovertedguy]

No, that's not normal, he should pull is foreskin back and wash himself. He doesn't needs to use soap, warm water should be enough.

[intovertedguy]

Here's a guide how he should wash himself: h-t-t-ps://www. wikihow. com/Clean-Your-Penis If you have an uncircumcised penis, pull back the foreskin during bathing to look for signs of smegma buildup. Smegma is a natural lubricant your body produces to help keep your penis moist but can take on a cheesy-looking appearance if you practice poor hygiene habits. If you notice smegma buildup under your foreskin, you may need to wash your penis more frequently

[LavLavLuv]

😂😭🤮

[Fromdusktilldawn]

lmao what if he masturbated with a sandwich earlier on to make it tastier for you

[shades777]

All you need now is bread and lettuce and your goid to go!

[Minahh]

Lmao cut it and eat it

[Bobbysworld]

Loll

[In_Trance]

Why are you tasting it then?

[Jerre]

Totally agree with @hbg84. If he is not circumcised, he needs to clean under his foreskin.

[hbg84]

@jerre i thought it was common sense but apparently some folks don't have common sense anymore. There was a reason i posted that link so she could show her boyfriend he needs to clean himself

[nudeNhorny]

lucky to be circumcised

[Anonymous]

I dont think so

[Anonymous]

I bet he is uncut. So disgusting.

[Anonymous]

No that sounds bad maybe you should smell it before you taste it next time

[Anonymous]

At least it tastes like food. That’s better than having it taste like the armpit of a dirty t-shirt.

[Anonymous]

He obviously isn’t cleaning it well and probably uncircumcised. Maybe he eats a lot of pork but I doubt that’s why, he just isn’t cleaning it

[Anonymous]

Yes, black forest ham.