My cat caught me masturbating. Now what?

He has been acting strange lately and I'm worried. What should I do? I treat him like a son , so it's like my son walked on me masturbating. This is so embarrassing.
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  • hmm did this stop you from having a climax? or,,,,,,,,,, did you have a bad climax because you lost your rhythm? or,, are you mad at your cat because you had a bad climax and now have to walk around horny all day? I guess my other issue is- why are you embarrassed? will the cat tell the dog? or, ha! did the cat pee on your best tight jeans and now you will feel ugly all day because you have to walk around horny in baggy jeans knowing no one will look at you? this would be terrible! your best jeans in the wash- the cat is now not housebroken and you are horny- omg! what to do? oh poor baby!

  • My cat has literally came up to my while wacking away at myself, rubbed against my legs, it scares the hell out me sometimes because he comes of nowhere but that's about it.

    I doubt your cat cares, or even knows what you're doing since he licks his own genitals.

    Just sit him down, have a talk with him, tell him you were cleaning yourself, it will all be good.

    • Should I talk English or cat language?

    • Try both, see which one he's more receptive too.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Your cat probably doesn't even mind or care so don't worry about it. Animals feed off of our energy, reactions and emotions so that might trigger him to act different. Go on with your day and be more private if you don't want to feel weird around your son (cat).

  • I doubt he knew or cared. My cat has slept at the end of my bed while I've done it.

  • lmao You bribe it with some cat nip?

    • Thanks chocolate, I would do so ;)

    • lol Thanks for MH 😘

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  • when i want privacy, i close the door and hang a cat toy on the knob so he doesn't bother me :3

  • Apologize, give him some tuna and promise him that you will be more careful in the future.

    • Sure will, thanks :)

  • BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

    • LOLOOLOL MH for her evil laugh x)

    • Lol don't laugh at my misery

    • I sorry. Your cats probably thinking "why a slut!" But he will get over it. Trust me. Just give it a couple of hours. HAHAHAHAHA

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  • LOL. Awwwwwwwww =P Your cat will get over it. Give it some time!

  • I assure you the embarrassment is all on your side. The cat almost certainly has no more idea what you were doing than it would if the cat walked in on you doing calculus.

  • He's obviously traumatized. He may need some space for awhile. If he goes off his feed you may want to give him some of his favorite treats. Try to be supportive.

  • so your pussy saw your pussy

    • I guess so -_-

  • He probably just thinks you were doing what humans do like the way CATs lick themselves

  • Um its a cat so he's probably ok

  • That must have been awkward beyond belief. Did you make eye contact? Lol

    • Sadly he did. We shared eye to eye contact for like 2 minutes and then he peed on the floor :(

    • Lol I'm pretty sure cats don't understand the concept of masturbation. If anything he was weirded out because you were naked and he's used to seeing you with clothes.

  • I think might be he's jealous you were playing with an other pussy?

    • Lmao !!!

  • I am pretty sure your cat did not know what was happening. just treat him well and he will forget it.

  • Let me tone you in on some advice. Your cat isn't human! It can't comprehend or put things together like a human can and doesn't have the emotions or empathy of a human. So I doubt it even cares! :D

    • How dare you? Some of us love are pets as if they were family :/ smh

    • Love your pet as much as you want, just trying to bring you to reality! Pets can be like family but they will never be anything close to a human.

    • Ok but my love for him is the same as a mother to a son :P

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  • u should be worrying more if that was meh. consider urself lucky ;)

    • I'm not lucky. If it was you at least I wouldn't be playing with a toy, I would of had the real deal D:

    • what was ur cat reaction when he walked in? lol

    • He peed on the floor :(

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  • He's going to tell on you.

    • My reputation will be shattered in cat world :(

  • Oh you are so busted

  • You make an appointment with your psychiatrist.

    • Do you think there's psychiatrist for cats too?

    • Ask your cats vet.

    • Ok thanks :)

  • One time I had to masturbate while my cat was on my chest because he refused to move.

    • Oh, did he join?

    • He meowed

  • You pee in his litter box whilst he's watching of course.

  • Lmao it ok my cat catches me too. And it just stands their and looks then walks away haha. Dont worry it just a cat prob was curious

    • Ok good to know I'm not the only one with embarrassing cat problems :)

    • Lmao haha yep deff not.