My girlfriend has a fart fetish. What should I do?

[Anonymous]

Um well my girlfriend has a fart fetish and she wants to have me lay down while she farts on my face and she also wants to fart on my dick then penetrate her *** then take it out so she can do it again then put it back in her ***. I was like ummmmm ok? she's coming over next weekend Should I try this with her?

[KhoryESM]

I’d love to have a girlfriend like that your lucky man

[MrExtremely2Kinky]

Hell yea.. Please ur woman.

[Asker]

Strong username to post correlation

[Asker]

What's in it for me? Pinkeye?

[MrExtremely2Kinky]

Get her to do something to pleasure u... I've been licking my woman's ass for years n no pink eye.

[Asker]

U have doo doo breath

[MrExtremely2Kinky]

I love the smell of her ass... Just brush after n use mouth wash.

[Asker]

When something smells bad or taste bad people say that smells/tastes like ass.

[MrExtremely2Kinky]

You're gonna let "people" dictate what you do with your life?

[BigBallerSodaPop]

Tell her she's weird

[Luckycharms2016]

Let her do it. It's just a fart.

[Dantheman101]

Hell yeah

[Asker]

Wut should I do?

[wow989]

Haha

[Nickjt30]

I would not advise letting her fart on your face. You know pink eye and stuff

[Luckycharms2016]

A fart can't really cause pink eye can it?

[Nickjt30]

@Luckycharms2016 yes, yes it can

[Luckycharms2016]

Sauce?

[Anonymous]

Ehhhhhhhhh...

[Anonymous]

You sure it's not you?
Do whatever makes you two cum.

[Asker]

I'm sure