So you've got your penis cut, and instead of rushing yourself to hospital, you're asking for advice on GaG?
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@Shorty1991 I agree.
🙄👀...😒😒😒😒😒🙄dude? WhT the fk? is wrong with you? 📢💩🤔!!
0 0 0 0If it was on purpose, run away fast. That's really fucked up
0 0 0 0I love her
What exactly happened though? Like how did this come about?
She like cut my dick and Doing involuntarily
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avoid the situation that led to you getting your penis cut in the future
0 0 0 0Find a new girlfriend who's not like Lorena Bobbitt.
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15 14Change the locks and call the police? What do you mean she cut your dick? On purpose with something sharp? Why the hell would she do that and would you still call her your girlfriend?
0 2 0 0Cut it with what?
0 0 0 0You think that's bad, my boyfriend cut mine off. :(
1 1 0 0Guess that he wanted a girlfriend rather than a boyfriend. Was that smile on your profile pic before or after he cut it off. lol
@Red_Arrow before. . . I can't do helicopters anymore. Booohoohoo! Lmfao! ;)
lol. Get naked and do the motion. I will make the helicopter for you. :-) Darn! Still loving that smile. lol
I'm praying that you are a troll.
0 0 0 0If that was true the last thing you would be doing is ask this on here.
1 0 0 0what? O. o
0 0 0 0Happens way more than we think xD
@OrangeBoy but.. its impossible... O_O
Sometime ago i read about a story... A guy cheated on his wife and she cut his penis while sleeping... He then go too the hospital and cirugically put the penis in his place again. Then her woman comes back, into his hospital room... grabs a knife... and cuts it again...
Stop the bleeding and bandage the cut. See a doctor. Then stay away from that girl.
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Deliberately?
0 0 0 0Simple... learn your lesson and don't piss her off next time!
1 0 0 00. o dude are u on crack? Lol
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you have to bandage it
0 0 0 0Well at least your butt stopped leaking seaman, or is that still going on too?
0 0 0 0Super glue works wonders dude!!!
1 0 0 0They always blame the tool...
0 0 0 0We always ask them nicely "don't cut it, don't cut it... and they cut it" , they don't respect our opinions: (
Go to the doc. Duh
0 0 0 0GG you are f*cked son.
0 0 0 0Razor blades? Teeth?
0 0 0 0i need some more context on this man.
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