My girlfriend knows about my fart fetish, how can I get her to fart for me without making her uncomfortable?

Don't just call me disgusting, I know its weird but its how I am.
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Let me rephrase, how can I ASK her to fart for me without making her uncomfortable?
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Most Helpful Guys

  • You want to smell her intestinal gas as it squeezes out of her anus? Why don't you just wait until she's had a dump and then go in the bathroom, lock yourself in and inhale the goodness. It's much the same thing.

    • No its not, shit disgusts me.

    • Both are a waste product that come from the intestines via the anus. Your differentiation is a bit like saying "Eww, I don't eat apples out of the trash, only banana skins". It's a distinction without much of a difference.

    • As I said in a different reply chain, its the sound that does it not the smell. Also, fetishes are weird thats why there is the distinction, i dont know why i like one and not the other its just the way my brain works

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  • Probably through positive reinforcement. I am sure you would like her to feel good about farting near you just as much as you like smelling it and you won't get that through simply making her.

    • Thanks for the most helpful.

Most Helpful Girls

  • You can't make someone fart. You'll just have to wait till she does it and make sure you're around.
    This made me laugh by the way... sorry

    • Why the downvote?

  • What does she think about your fetish?

    • she thinks it's a bit weird but she says she may help me satisfy it in the future but she doesn't know, I want to know how I might be able to get her to be more comfortable with it sooner.

    • if she says she wants to help you then you can ask her for help.

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  • Seek help

  • Strategically feed her beans daily. Tell her they are high in protein and fiber... In no time she'll be ready for you

    • awesome😂😂👌

    • That will work wonders.

  • I swear I've seen this question before..

    • Usually happens.

  • wth! You guys are indulging him lol

    • if you dont have an answer, dont say anything

    • The answer is to leave her alone and smell your own stink.

    • No, because its not even the smell its the sound and I only like it if i can tell its from a girl.

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  • Fart on her face first, then she will be more open about doing it back to you.