My girlfriend laughs on my penis (6 inch long and 5 inch girth). What is she?

I feel humiliated and when I ask her to stop saying that, she compares my penis with her with ex-bf's penis.
She has her own opinion, nothing wrong with that.
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She is a bitch.
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Leave this relationship.
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  • Oops, I selected "she's a bitch" before even seeing the option to leave her. I wish I could vote for two options.

    Listen (read?), I don't know if she's veeery awkwardly trying to start some kind of sexual fetish and she's naively trying to push it or if she's just a huge bitch you should leave as soon as now. For the sake of good sense, ask her about what the hell is going on with that humiliation thing. In case she's sexually playing and doesn't actually mean to hurt you or insult your penis, well, it's up to you if you like that kind of game (which I find disturbing and humiliating, even with a close link to cuckolding; the worst thing any human with a gram of decency could get into). If the second case is true, that there's no fetish behind that, leave her. You'll find plenty of women happy with your penis size and with way more respect towards their partner.

    DON'T feel bad or hesitate to leave her if she's actually that kind of scum, you'd literally find a better girl just around the corner.

    • Yes I also first thought that if it's her fetish or something. But she says that "It's really small, I am not joking" I am not into such things and won't tolerate this behavior, leaving would be a better option.

    • Then yes, leave her. It's pretty satisfying when the right choice is so obvious. Even better, leaving her would surely work in favour for you, not just because of the obvious, but also due to the assurance of your values and your self-respect. I'm sure that'll have a good impact on you that will help you get even better girls that you already may be able to achieve.

    • Thanks for your suggestion. It's clear now.

  • Redflag. she's one of them. A bitch who likes to hurt and bully others to make herself feel good.

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  • 6 inches isn't even that small. she's just trying to hurt your feelings. leave her ass.

    • Yup, dumped her yesterday.

  • I would be inclined to tell her to fuck off back to her previous boyfriend.

    • Thank you for the MHGirl.

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  • You sure are optimistic.

    My girlfriend laughs on my penis (6 inch long and 5 inch girth). What is she?
  • She's a bitch and you need to leave her

    • Yeah just broke up with her 15 mins ago.

    • How'd that go?

    • She screamed on me and insulted me even more on phone. Have to face her tomorrow again when she returns from her parent's house. Wish me luck))

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  • Move on from that toxicity.

  • She's a Size Queen

    • For 11 months she was normal, recently she is behaving like that.

    • Is it possible she cheated with a guy who had a huge dong?

    • Lots of things are possible

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  • Does your penis have a clown face?

    • Lol, I know you are trying to get attention

  • Why would you stay with someone that makes u feel insecure 😑

    • Because other than that she is a great person.

    • Whats your point if she makes u insecure she is a shit partner that simple mate

    • She has been doing this for a week now. We are dating for 1 year now. Yeah I will wait, if she doesn't stop, I will leave.

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  • Laugh? What kind of laugh

    • If she is stopping so low she is comparing it with ex , just kick her put bruh 6 inch isn't even small. Even if it was small comparing like that is so fucking dumb

    • Kick her out* Stooping low*

    • I know 6 is ok. I am just waiting for her to change, if she doesn't then I am gonna leave.

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  • like it or not, she has no business laughing at your penis. Six inches long, with five inches of girth is pretty normal for most men. She does not know what she is talking or laughing about. Give her the gate. You don't need that kind of guff.

  • She laughs ON it. The fuck. How does she do that? Puts her mouth on it and laughs?

  • Just get out of the relationship. If she doesn't appreciate for who you are, you are better off finding someone else who do.

    Not gonna lie but now girls and guys demand so much from their partners in terms of physical attributes like girls want guys with huge dongs while guys want girls with huge tits. Porn might have "corrupted" their sense of reality. My 2 cents.

    • Yeah F**k porn

  • I agree, she's a size queen and you should dump her.

  • You can start doing the same as her and comparing the calibre of her pussy to a railway tunnel.

    • Ahh man nice !!! lol

    • It might shut her up

  • 6 inches is not small
    You need to show her your real prectice and use

    • I tried, she may have a tunnel

    • Hire a young horse 🐎 for her

    • LMAO!!

  • If she thinks thats small, boy you got the wrong girl.

  • She is a whore.

  • It sounds like she is loose. Sucks to be her.

  • Just have an open relationship, and both of you can be happy.

    • Not interested in such relationships

  • have you told her how much this bugs you? Maybe she’s just naive or something but give her a piece of your mind and if she continues to disrespect you, screw her (meaning break up don’t fuck)

  • That’s a normal size so what is her problem? Maybe find someone else

  • so you're a liar, you don't have a girlfriend and this is your fetish so you made a new account to post it and get off to the replies. Ho hum. Just another Tuesday.