My masturbation session just sent me to the ER?

Question

So I was playing with myself in front of my mirror, comfortably touching my clit, when I decided I wanted to do something kinky. I found a shampoo bottle, perfect size to suction onto my clit. I was already swelled from being turned on and it went deep in the bottle. I pulled on it lightly (jerked my clit ha) for a while and made sure it was really suctioned around it air tight. Suddenly I realized it was really stuck and and my clit was losing circulation... it had felt so good that I didn't realize what was happening. So when I did realize, I needed this bottle off my clit NOW, I pulled really hard until it finally came off. My labia and clit must have stretched a good 3-4 in out before it came off! At this point it stopped hurting mostly and circulation was returned. My pussy was really incredibly puffy and hurt a bit but I thought I was okay. Then... I stood up. and blood started dripping. It wasn't coming from my vagina inside but from my clit/labia. It hurt so bad i could barely walk. My bff/roomie drove mt to the ER. It turns out I RIPPED one of my inner labia folds from trying to get kinky and clit fuck a bottle. I had to get two lovely stiches right next to my clit. The nurse said she's seen some stuff but this one really made her shiver. They considered it a laceration. She made sure I went home with a few percs for the next few days for the pain. Anyways, I'm 22 , cute. I just have an insatiable sex drive. What do u guys think, this is a true story.

elite665 · Accepted Answer

Okay 1 next time something happens like that don’t panic any part of your body will be ok without circulation as long as it’s I think less then a certain time frame

And tbh if you had left it for about a minute or two I think your clit would have shrunken down to normal size again also maybe tried to use lube or something to loosen it or warm water many ways to remove suction without brute force

TadCurious · Accepted Answer

For future reference (because I'm sure you'll try this again) the next time you do this and the seal won't break without causing tissue damage, get a knife from the kitchen (DON'T RUN!) and carefully make a small hole in the bottle to release the suction.

alexander19 · Accepted Answer

Gurrllllll you're freak-ay! I seriously did not mean to laugh but damn you're hilarious lol. I'm glad your clit is better though. Please tell me that was the first and LAST time... poor clit 😔

On_cloud_wine · Accepted Answer

These rubber suction cups for cellulite cupping therapy are even more powerful! Never ever pull, lady! Hahaha

summiter · Answer

Masturbation is fine and normal/healthy have you considered a sex toy like a vibrator or dildo. They are designed for your orgasm without causing injury.

markscott · Answer

I sounds like the kind of things that comes into the hospital here and there.

wulibuli · Answer

Cool story

MrGenius · Answer

Wow , you need to calm down a bit

MackToday · Answer

Maybe just squeeze the bottle and it would have released you.

broken_heart_at_48 · Answer

I think you're a keeper next time just poke a hole in the end of the bottle that you can hold your finger over while creating the vacuum then just release your finger from the air hole and like magic it will slip right off. Don't let this ruin your kinky side just plan it a little better

Adrian2306 · Answer

good stuff that you are exploring, but be very careful when you are improvising... get yourself some nice equipment and enjoy...

moststrangestguy · Answer

If i could find you and fuck you i would

Meatunnel69 · Answer

All you had to do was poke a hole in the bottle to release the suction didn't have to lacerate your lady folds

DanOh2018 · Answer

You poor girl, that sounds aweful.

Sorryinadvance1 · Answer

Lots of people send themselves to the ER with sex or maturation so ur not alone. Sounds real to me. Next time have a knife or somthing u can use to poke a hole in the bottle. That would break the seal and wammo no injury. Becareful out there and seek help if u feel addiction is forming