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My parents found my sex toy pussy :(?

help.. i just heard my mom and dad laugh.. they unpacked my sex toy masturbator pussy. i want to smoke a sig downstairs but im too afraid to go now.. i feel so dumb now
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  • There is no need to feel dumb or any other negative feeling. These things happen and how you deal with it would make all the difference. Go downstairs for a cig but act like nothing has happened. Chances are they wouldn't mention it all because you said they were laughing (if they don't mention it, you don't mention it). If they were not laughing but outraged then yeah they would definitely say something. Worst case scenario, if they did say anything, there would be humour behind them mentioning it. So... you could laugh and say something like... "Yeah I know tell me about it. (Insert friend's name) thought it'd be hilarious (say it with annoyance) since I'm still single and clearly desperate. I'm going for a smoke. (Then walk off nonchalantly as though you're not bothered)". I could pretty much guarantee that it'd never be mentioned again. By not elaborating on how you got it, your parents wouldn't ask any questions. Oh and make sure you pick a mate who has never met your parents and would never meet your parents. Just don't forget to tell your mate that you've used him to cover your arse as your parents found your porn stash. You could say it like that to your mate if you don't want him knowing what exactly was found. Hope it helps 🙂

    • Thank you for choosing me as the most helpful girl!

  • When packing to move out of my apartment my dad found my handcuffs. He held them up and said oh somebody has been a bad girl. Ugh all i could do was laugh a little but inside i was mortified like please dad not today lol.

    Hey our parents were once young and I'm sure they had their ways of pleasuring themselves as well. Just try to not let it bother you to much masturbation is a normal part of a lot people's lives. They laughed but I'm sure they will get over it with time. Just something new they found that caught them off guard at the moment and they let out a chuckle.

  • Lol your adult male that masturbates, its normal. Using sex toys is normal. Im sure a lot of other guys do it so you shouldn't feel dumb or embarrassed , just laugh it off and act like it didn't happen

Most Helpful Guys

  • Wow, you got the worst parents (beside mine).
    Just wait until they cool down, and till they thought of decent way act dumb about the package.
    If they make you feel stupid. Yell at them for opening you stuff/package.

  • Just go down and look at them and say "Are you laughing because there is only one, while mom has a box full of fake cocks or is it funny because it's just tighter than her?"

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  • I can't think of anything more embarrassing. You poor soul. You should go into exile

  • take it from them and run to your room to use it

    • lmao wtf

  • so are you still downstairs
    one question: how are you so stupid to keep such stuff packed or accessible to parents

  • (18-24)
    Shocking !
    Now they know you aren't asexual.

  • Well don't think much of it. I mean they laughed not yelled at you.

  • How did they find out? That's personal LOL

  • Tell them its a gag gift. Like bacjelor party or somethin. Wow, I feel for ya though.

  • Remember that masturbation is the safest sex there is.

  • Why did they unpack it?

  • I'm sorry this is hilarious

  • Lmao. Tell your mom you found it in your dad's closet.

  • You shouldn't feel stupid about sex or having it if you can't talk about something your doing you shpukd think about not doing it. But in any uncomfortable situation i have been in i usually will think of something worse like i would have went down there and said somethong like well be thankfull its not a 12 in long dildo.

  • Why do you even have do that in your parent house? Really

  • They should be embarrassed not you! They may tease you about it. I'd just laugh it off. Better than you sleeping around with skanks

  • Just act normal and go smoke that *cig*. Other than that find the pussy and jerk off in front of your parents

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