My Take On Penis Size

[Anonymous]

If there's one thing that being on GaG has taught me, it's that a lot of men are unsure if their penises measure up to the competition. Not a day goes by without a question that goes something like this: 'Hey, I'm 4.7 inches, is that too small?' or 'I'm 8.333 inches, is that too big? Do girls like it?'

It never fails to surprise me how accurate some of these guys are when measuring their shlongs, right down to the freakin' millimeter, but I digress. Anyway, I've decided to create this myTake to put some minds at ease (and to kill some time). Here's why you should be satisfied with your penis size...

1. Even if you're below average, at least you don't have a micropenis.

Just remember that no matter how bad you think you have it, there's someone out there who has it worse than you.

2. If you do have a micropenis, it's not the end of the world.

Your penis is only one part of you; you have other desirable attributes (I'm assuming). And according to an incredibly reliable source of mine, 'penis size doesn't matter'. You can now rejoice.

3. Some people don't even a have a dick!

A small weiner is better than no weiner at all, right? Seriously, some people would sell their souls to have the privilege of shooting trees and walls with pee from a hose made of flesh whenever the urge hits them.

That's all I have to say on this issue. Have a nice day.