My wife and I might try a nude beach this year for the 1st time. What should we expect?

[Anonymous]

My wife thinks she should give me a BJ in the car before we go so I won't get hard.

[RobT312]

Haha... well I don’t think u need a bj in the car.
i think you still may get hard the first time. (I did)
my experience was very chill, we hung out as a couple, and most couples were doing the same and they kept to themselves relaxing or going in the water.
a few creepy lurkers, and a few swinging couples looking like they were getting a little sexual together.
otherwise it was pretty low key. I did sit there hard about half the time, wasn’t a big deal, people were spread out and doubt it was noticed except for my girlfriend who would touch it on occasion

[Gagname]

Your girlfriend “would touch it on occasion”?… So she liked seeing (and taunting) you hard in public?

[RobT312]

I wouldn’t say taunting... she was fine with it and I’d say yeah she did not mid seeing it. It all just felt natural and relaxing

[matchrestore]

Don't worry about getting hard- it takes hardly any time at all to get used to being nude and being around other nude people, especially when its not in a sexual context.

I recommend spending time nude at home, in your back yard if its private enough, etc to get used to it as well.

Sexual activity isn't allowed on nude beaches. If you do get an erection, roll over on your stomach, wade deeper in the water, cover up with a towel, etc. No one is going to get mad if your not trying to flaunt it.

[Anonymous]

your wife knows you better than strangers on the internet so I would follow her advice :D, better be safe than sorry.
But remember a nude beach is not a place to stare down nude people or do sexual explicit acts for others to see.
It is about enjoying being nude and not really caring about what others look like. You might coincidentally out of curiousity look a bit extra, especially when just arriving. Personally after like 30-60 min I don't pay real attention to the naked bodies. If it is not something you can get used to, then it is maybe not for you.

[AwesomeCookie]

Lol. I always imagine nude beaches are filled with old men or single men waiting to gawk at a women who walks in. My imagination gets the best of me and I'm sure it's not the case. Let me know how your experience goes since I will never experience it myself!

[Asker]

If your boyfriend or friends wanted to go with you, would you?

[laurieluvsit]

Sounds like a good idea to me... lol

[Screenwriter]

Men get erections when the WIND blows. On nude beaches people are usually too nervous to get erections, and so what if you do. It's normal and ordinary.

Remember, an erection is a compliement to the person it's directed at!

[Gagname]

Such a great comment.

[Screenwriter]

@Gagname I have my turns at greatness. Comes with being an elder stateswoman.

[Gagname]

It’s such a breath of fresh air — and so sexy — to hear a woman basically say that it’s “ok for a guy to be a guy,” and more than that—that she likes that.

[Screenwriter]

@Gagname Now, I didn't say I WANT to see a flagrant erection at the wrong place and the wrong time... don't get me wrong. But at the right time, it's a beautiful thing. And, if you're embarrassed or horrified.. don't be: they go away.

[Gagname]

I agree - there’s a proper time, place, attitude/context & tone for everything.

[Screenwriter]

@Gagname Gosh, if I didn't like a guy being a guy, what's the point of being heterosexual?

[Gagname]

You’d think that, but a lot of women nowadays like to “beat up” on guys—always talking about “toxic masculinity” (physical violence & sexual assaults are so wrong/terrible but most guys don’t do this).

[Screenwriter]

@Gagname Maybe they've had bad experiences with toxic guys. So they're talking about that. But most guys aren't toxic either. THey're out there, though.

[Gagname]

“Toxic masculinity” men are out there—definitely, just like “toxic femininity” women are out there too. But everyone is different and it’s ignorant to say “all ___ are ___.”

[Boromir]

If it’s a normal nude beach, e. g. not some sort of adult-kinky-meet-up-thing you should be fine even without the initial BJ.

You’ll might need 10 minutes to get used to the view, and then you’ll enjoy the freedom. What people (seem to) forget is the power of context.

Adult people enjoying sun and water w/o the limitations of swimwear is a totally fine thing to do.

[Oigit]

Expect to see people naked that you never, never, ever would want to see naked.

[Gagname]

I love how your wife is and thinks—for knowing how (even non-single) men are and being cool about that, and for being thoughtful and seeing/initiating an opportunity to please you…lucky man!

[ChrisMaster69]

It’s a naturist beach you are going to.

carry a small towel and you will be fine.

if naked 60 yr old men and women get you horny, fair enough.

also staring is rude in a pub or cafe in any town or city, staring when people are naked on a beach each is just creepy as fuck and instantly labels you as a weirdo.

[DonkeyDan]

Maybe he'll have somewhere to hang that towel.

[ChrisMaster69]

@DonkeyDan 😂😂

[ushagomez]

Seems u should expect a pre beach bj …?

[Gagname]

I think it’s his thoughtful (and eager?) wife’s idea.

[Lowiu]

Most nudists dont care and behave normally some might look a bit but no staring same for you you shouldn't stare

[DonkeyDan]

There will be a lot of fat old men with their dicks out, luckily you won't be able to see them as they are so small lol, not so many hot naked girls though, probably a few with saggy baps 🤣

[FunkyMonkee]

Lots of nakedidity!

[EliaMG87]

As someone who goes to nudist beaches often I'll tell you to just act normal and don't stare at people and you'll be alright

[Henry_-_Blakes]

Lol you'll have to go back to car in every 10 mins

[Wise4myage]

Don't expect anything and just act normal.

[jahaims]

To be nude

[abc--123]

If it were me getting a bj before wouldn't stop an erection but I damn sure as hell would be getting that bj

[Anonymous]

OK, so here is my advice. Prepare to be invisible, because you will be. I was so worried because I'm fat. Shit, half of the people there were fat. No one cares. You will just be another person on the beach. I think you will like the experience, but just know that it won't be what you think.

[Anonymous]

You will get aroused anyways if you even think of going. hahaha

[Gagname]

You are correct. Lol

[Anonymous]

I assume you and your wife have been together for like a decade or more now

[Anonymous]

Nude people and those nude people not giving a f anout you because it’s not something sexual.