Mytake On Why Women Prefer A Dildo.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Down boy

Disclaimer: This is meant in fun and Idea born from @luarieluvsit Mytake

MyTake on why guys prefer to room with dogs :)

So please don't respond that I'm hating on men, or some feminazi

It's just a Sunday funday 🙃🙂

Pretty nails

You don't have to get all dolled up cuz a dildo don't care if your nails are done or if you're wearing a sexy nighty. You can go from sweats to sweaty without the makeup 🙂

Looks don't matter

A dildo won't care how pretty or ugly you are or skinny or fat. You don't have to worry if your boobs are too big or little. Or your butt's the right size. It won't care if you gain weight.

No condoms, raw please

You never have to use condoms. A dildo can't get you pregnant. It won't ever cheat on you. You don't have to worry about catching a disease cuz a dildo can't give you a disease.

Size, does it matter 🤔

(This one's for you Laurie🙂🙃)

A dildo isn't going to keep asking if size matters. Or if it's big enough for you. And for those that size does matter, it's easier to find the size that works best for you.

Are you ready??

A dildo is always hard so it's always ready whenever you are.It stays hard so won't finish till you do.

Don't feel like cooking

You don't have to cook or clean for a dildo.

Messy room, who cares

Love

Seriously tho sex with a man waaay better. The real touch of a man. And a dildo can't love you. ♥️

Thanks for reading ❣️

"brainsbeforebeauty"😘

[DSPDP]

Hello dear. Friends

[Anonymous]

Lol! Like not having to deal with condoms or getting destroyed by cum is like a legit reason for dildos.

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

😂😂😂

[Anonymous]

Good take

[Brainsbeforebeauty]

Lol thanks