Nippy nipples or chilly willy?

Now it's winter, and many of us are feeling the chill. You've no doubt noticed girls' nipples are now poking through their tops like mini icicles.
Guys on the other hand are suffering from chilly willy, that once proud specimen is now a shy turtle barely poking from its shell.
It's no surprise therefore that the word ffwrcho can mean both either to warm your genitals by the fire or have sex.

But who do you think has it worse in the cold? Men or women?
Nippy nipples or chilly willy?
Nippy nipples or chilly willy?
Women. Hard nipples are uncomfortable and draw unwanted attention
Vote A
Men. It's really hard to take a decent dick pic
Vote B
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Superb Opinion

  • My chilly willy is hidden when Ole Man Winter cums around. On the other hand, it's hard for a woman to hide her chesticles. As you're fully aware, it takes some time for them to return to their normal state of just hanging around. Unless you stay bundled up after coming in from the cold, they are definitely going to be detected. I'm thankful for cold weather for that reason only.

Most Helpful Guy

  • Chilly Willy is not just an issue during sex or dick pics. Its major problem is when you have to go to the bathroom and your already struggling to reach through with all your layers just to grab the snake in the pit. once you finally grab him you gotta pull him out and wait for it to be normal size just to pee properly.

Most Helpful Girls

  • Estrogen drop days in summer can make us feel freezing. That’s double cold for woman. So woman.

  • Whilst I'm now breastfeeding my nipples are even more prominent than usual.

    • Do they get smaller when you stop breastfeeding? When do they start getting bigger when your pregnant?

    • Congratulations

    • Thank you for the MHO.

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What Girls & Guys Said

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  • With the weather getting colder, people are wearing thicker, warmer clothes. So not only are nipples normal size with the normal temperature, but the thicker clothes hide them more. I notice less nipples on gals now than when it is warm and they wear thinner clothes.

  • I've got "nippy nipples" right now.

    Doesn't bother me since I'm at home.

  • Women. They have to deal with the nipple "issue".

  • I’m going to say men have it worse just because no guy wants there package to be or look smaller. As opposed to women it’s just a fact nipples both men and female become erect when cold or stimulated.

  • well... men have nipples as well, so you get both "issues"

    now, in my experience... dudes are the ones that get their nipples twisted by other dudes and they won't let go till you whistle a full song, lmfao...

    or was it just me who went to all public schools?

  • Usually I have to hang out in the frozen food section of the grocery store to admire female thermometers! The problem with winter is women put on multiple layers of clothing/sweaters/jackets so they’re harder to admire.

  • Women, for sure. All of the women i’ve slept with and most of the women i’ve known seem to be able to freeze to death when it’s 70 degrees fahrenheit. They say silly things like “Cold hands, warm heart!” to excuse their reptilian body heat characteristics. Ell oh ell! And they always wanna put their ice block feet on me when i’m trying to sleep! I don’t know how y’all aren’t in the ER constantly with frostbite.

  • Women get cold in normal temps. In Winter, they freeze.

  • @purplepoppy Will you knit me one of these for Christmas?

    Nippy nipples or chilly willy?
  • When cycling in winter bibtights must have good protection down tehre else the balls can really suffer.

  • Chilly willy is only rarely an issue. Like how often are you bathing outdoors nude with people of the opposite sex that you haven't fucked already on a cold winter's day.

  • I live in California. I guarantee you, there's no problem

  • For women it shows right away. and for men you can't see him have a chilly willy lol

  • Men. It's really hard to take a decent dick pic. I love taking penis selfies with my own penis. plus my hard nipples. 💞

  • Well I am a guy and don't take dic pics but I feel like I am smaller than I really am but does help if I have erection it does show as much through my pants.

  • I have noticed those poor freezing nipples on many women,, the problem is when I've gone up and grabbed their. Nipples to warm them iv met with some resistance

  • Hard nipples may be uncomfortable but are there to perk up the tiny knobbs

  • -watching intently-

  • I voted men in defiance of knowing beforehand that nippy nipples would win!

  • I would say that men do. Since Willy still has a job to do even in the cold. But not all of Willy’s job performing areas are heated. He doesn’t like to stick his head out far enough to clear the extra layers of clothing.

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