Non marital sex to be taxed. Do you agree?

[purplepoppy]

In a push to raise the national morality, reduce illegitimate children and fight the spread of STDs that are putting a strain on the health service, the British government is debating taxing non marital sex.
How this is to be enforced is unclear but is likely to involve a blanket tax for all single people over 16 unless they sign a online documents each week to say they haven't had sex. How this is going to actually be enforced is unclear but it is expected to be through other people reporting people. Sales of contraception to unmarried people is likely to be banned and large fines given to anyone who catches an.
STD or gets pregnant.
Do you agree?

[Guy13]

What’s your obsession with TAXING. Go work at IRS or Federal Reserve if you MUST control others numbers.

FYI, Democratic Socialist, specifically Woodrow Wilson, proposed the INCOME TAX and FEDERAL RESERVE so that they could CONTROL People and Money. And you see they do raping the Treasury, taking Chinese money, dominate in Banking (Federal Reserve), and PHARMA.

[Guffrus]

Who would have thought that Prince Andrew and Jeffrey Epstein were actually unintentionally / indirectly doing good work?

Why does it seem like these are the only choices we are given?

Do you want a computer monitoring and taxation system implanted in your genitals or paedophile lizard people running the BBC etc?

[Aerissa_Jade]

Good one, happy April fools joke everyone!

[Lliam]

Sounds like something the British gov't would do.

Isn't anal sex still sex? If it is exempt from the tax, is the tax a way to promote it?

[Lliam]

I'm so stupid that I didn't even realize that this was an April Fools question. 🥴

[SnakeBoop]

April fools anyone

[ushagomez]

Gosh. Everyone 15 is going to exhausted.

[Mantinziza]

what a stupid fucking policy, i can already see so many ways of abusing it and fucking it over. why can't burocrats just get the fuck outta peoples everyday lives.
That is literally the dumbest fucking shit I've ever heard, almost naziish.

[Phoenix-gb]

No, this sounds like a preposterous and unenforceable idea.

[Mandylynn]

Likes like a whole lot of fuck that shit

[DonkeyDan]

LOL As long as they have a prepayment system I'm ok with it, better remortgage the house 🤣
Anyone want to buy 200 condoms?

[20yearsolder]

That's okay, I have the same amount of money before and after the wall was enacted

[20yearsolder]

So how do they know if you're cheating on your spouse, that would be non-marital sex

[AviatorTom]

Considering today's date, I completely agree.

[josephinelcajon]

First the UK is great finding new ways to tax people! I do feel that sex and non-marriage is a big problem. young feel being unmarried and just having fun sex one-night stands fuck them and forget them is their goal! I think giving a tax break to those that get married would be a easier to enforce and better for society solution!

[Dargil]

Just what we need. More government intruding into our lives.

[exitseven]

I think it is a good idea but I don't know how to enforce it.

[FunkyMonkee]

No but, it won't bug ME at all!! I'm not getting any, anyway!!

[humanearth]

One I think it stupid

Two WTF country are you at that wants to pull this BS

[humanearth]

OMG you got me, your the only one that fooled me on April fools day. I thought it was real

[SomeGuyCalledTom]

This is a joke right?

[Phoenix98]

Half the laws Britain comes up with are either crazy or straight bullshit so this wouldn’t surprise me.

but how’d you enforce it? It’s not like people are gonna go to their nearest government building and be like hey I just got laid earlier please take more of my money.

[skytatoe]

LOL sure whatever not my country and its a funny experiment. Do it!

[DaveToo]

How the flying fuck would the "gummint" be able to keep track of who's getting laid when?

[chulo1992]

EXACTLY!!!

[Iron_Man]

It’s up to you