Only two kinds of people get caught masturbating, idiots and perverts. Am I right as usual?

Anyone with half a brain knows not to masturbate in a time or place you being spotted. What idiot masturbates in an unlocked room in place full of people who are highly likely to walk in? Even a young teen just starting out on their wanking career knows it's safer in bed at night than to jerk off in the kitchen and hope no one fancies a cup of tea.
Other than being as dumb as fuck the only other reason is they want to be caught. These men believe the witness, be it daughter, mother, work colleagues etc will be so awestruck they'll want to join in or have sex.
I'm too stupid to know other people can use doors
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Porn has taught me getting caught always leads to great sex
Vote B
I'm like Trump, a huge wanker but I never get caught.
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  • Yup, Trump is a huge wanker, but Biden is a dildo.

    I got caught by my wife once. It was late at night. She had been asleep for hours. I was in the living room watching a porn video. Suddenly she peeked out of the bedroom. "Oh, sorry. I was just checking to see if you were in the house." LOL

    When I was an adolescent, linging with my parents, none of the doors had locks. And my mom would just walk through a closed door without so much as a knock. Then she'd act all innocent and make some bullshit excuse. She did that when I was wanking in my bedroom or in the bathroom many times. I was always sort of concealed, so she never saw me actually flogging the monkey, but she knew what I was doing. Hell, that's why she walked in in the first place. It's no wonder I grew up with emotional trauma. LOL

  • My mom said she will always knock, then doesn't only when I am masturbating in my room. The door is closed and I believe that guarantees a reasonable amount of privacy. I can shower with the door closed but my bathroom door wide open and she never walks in. I can be watching TV, and she will knock. She just doesn't seem to knock only when I am masturbating.

    • How many times has this happened?

    • @wellendowedwonder 2-3 in 5 years

Most Helpful Girl

  • I don’t know honestly. I agree with you to an extent but I have been masturbating at like 2 am and my mum came in. Thank god i quickly pulled the covers up but it’s still too close.

    • Can you just lock your doors

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  • Wanker and proud of it!

    • Hell yeah we should have a wankers day

  • If its a girl, she's not a "pervert", she's just "uninhibited" lol

  • Nope... nope

  • This November I will vote for Donald J. Trump:

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  • Right. As usual.

  • I got caught jerking off in my van. Some old black guy caught me in a Walmart parking lot. Who knows how many other times I've been caught.

  • You know full well you are ALWAYS right 😘

  • One time when I was 13, wanking away, lying on my back, eyes closed and enjoying the sensation, felt my spunk land on my face and chest, wiped my eyes and saw my sister standing in the doorway, which was a bit awkward,,,

    • Did she offer to Clean it up

    • And thank goodness you didn't her picture in your hand

    • @wellendowedwonder lol good one, I had a poster of Kate Bush in a leotard on the wall above, no she didn't offer to help me clean up unfortunately,,,

  • I am too smart to get caught, but that idiot Trump, don't compare me to that I find it offensive

  • Yeah

  • You are right, as usual.

  • Why are people who get caught are perverts? It's the fault of the person who catches them