Our Dirty Little Secrets

SweetHomicidalQueen Editor

I was curious so here's a collection of dirty secrets :)

I like to hold my pee in for a long time that way it feels really good when I finally do pee. -Me

I like to go to fetish clubs. -Anon

I used to torture younger neighbors - yummylady

I'm a camgirl -rescuemyheart

I have feelings for my boyfriend's brother -Anon

I like taking it in the butt when I masturbate -normalice
I was an omega -BusinessBasketball

I keep my sperm in a transparent plastic container, after few days I lube them on my own member. -MrMafioso (Idk if its a joke or nott but either way, its pretty damn funny

Sometimes I dont do my homework on purpose -Anon

I have some illegal songs/game -YourFutureEx

I fall im love with girls just by hearing their voices -Mario21

I've had sex with a Thai ladyboy on more than one occasion. -SexualChrist

I've never seen Star Wars -@Maxemeister (How DARE you???

I read and explore feminist thought as a form of self flagellation -Anpu23

I have a desire to see my girlfriend fuck another guy. - Anon

I tried to suck my own dick. -Prince_teddy4u (I would too if i had one)

I'm pretty sure I'm bi -Anon (We support you anon, if you're gay or bi or straight, it dont matter :) )

I actually secretly hoped I'd get pregnant from having sex as a teenager -redeyemindtricks

I've been stopped for armed robbery -Bellegirl21

I tell people random lies -anon

Sometimes I dig a hole in my backyard, put on some orange clothes, step in the hole and pretend to be a carrot. -Anon (lmao)

I defaced my grandma's grave, I poisoned my hamster, I shook a toddler that I was babysitting, and I've always wanted to know what it's like to murder someone. -Anon (wow you scare me)

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Giggletr0n Guru
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I am currently turning a female friend of mind against her boyfriend just so I can get the chance to sleep with her one time
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Altmer Xper 5
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OK, you're the weirdest yet the best G@Ger around.
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- SweetHomicidalQueen
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  Haha aw thanks.
delicateslut Xper 2
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I leave my pantys on next door neighbors door step
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QuestionMan Editor
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I love All American Rejects they're a great band :)
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OrdinaryGentleman Guru
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Good fuckin thing im from Antarctica, all you Americans are degrading to humanity.
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orphan Guru
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sometimes I jerk off while dropping a deuce. really helps pass the big nuggs thAt seize when they're crowning.
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DamnCurtis Yoda
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Vegetarian who sometimes eats meat. 😱😱😱
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sinastyle Xper 7
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I wanna masturbate in front of many men watching secretly
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adollarsworth Xper 5
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She is just my age!
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BrownBoyBrownies Guru
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Last person... There's a psycho on the loose in the midst
https://i.memeful.com/media/post/WwlN27R_700w_0.jpg

... https://i. memeful. com/media/post/1RXbZwp_700wa_0. gif
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GoodLuckCharlie Xper 6
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"Sometimes I dont do my homework on purpose"
https://i.imgflip.com/j19bt.jpg
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Yumix Master
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I don't have any, pure innocence 😊
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- SweetHomicidalQueen
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  sure
- Yumix
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  prove otherwise? (luckily your old account is deactivated 😂)
- SweetHomicidalQueen
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  Lol you can suck my ass :P
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- Yumix
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  I would say something but that would prove that I was lying xD
- SweetHomicidalQueen
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  EXACTLY PROOF RIGHT THERE YOU DIRTY LITTLE BOY
- Yumix
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  but I didn't 😇😇😇 and if anything... then I'm a dirty TALL boy :P
- SweetHomicidalQueen
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  Everyones tall to me so I always say little.
- Yumix
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  how tall are you?
Maxemeister Master
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HEY U KNOW WHAT IT'S PRETTY HARD TO SEE ALL SEVEN OF THESE MOVIES, CONSIDERING LOTS OF PEOPLE R SAYING 3 OF THEM SUCK BALLS

Also I've never drank soda, never left the country, and cross my legs like females tend to do but guys don't even tho it's a comfortable position
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- SweetHomicidalQueen
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  uhgggh
- Other_Tommy_Wiseau
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  bruh, you need help! get this dude a plane ticket, stat!
- Maxemeister
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  @Other_Tommy_Wiseau FINANCIAL SUPPORT>? QJHFBHJNCMBnuijdgsfgvsfdzxfvsd
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- Other_Tommy_Wiseau
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  lol! you should take a road trip to mexico or some shit! if i knew you like 2 or 3 years ago, i would've totally nominated you for people to people student ambassadors so you could go somewhere around the world (depends on your area, though). like, i went to australia, new zealand and fiji the summer before 9th grade. i think they have it for high school, too, though :P
- Maxemeister
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  @Other_Tommy_Wiseau Lol that sounds scary tho
- Other_Tommy_Wiseau
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  whyyyyyyy? it was so much fun! you are with like 30 other kids, no parents, half way across the world and you get to do cool shit!!! like, we went to private islands, had a homestay with a family, team building, went to the opera house, meet the all blacks team, go to the olympic stadium! there's OODLES to do :D
- Maxemeister
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  @Other_Tommy_Wiseau Lol but what if we're kidnapped
- Other_Tommy_Wiseau
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  all 30 of you? that's crazy, yo! and always follow the buddy system!
- Maxemeister
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  @Other_Tommy_Wiseau And also kung fu!
- Other_Tommy_Wiseau
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  HUDDLE TOGETHER!!!
  
  www.youtube.com/watch?v=omHfhZPPQnM&nohtml5=False
  
  :45-1:40... the rest ain't shit!
- Mailo
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  You're not the only one who haven't seen any of the StarWars episodes! 😇
Anno_Domini Yoda
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I joined the Fetlife website after breaking up with my fiancée, and my self-esteem and body image has skyrocketed.
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- redeyemindtricks
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  Good to hear.
Polocrew Guru
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I am soooo dashing
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Marinepilot Guru
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I talk to lizards.
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skeptic007 Yoda
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sounds like 90% percent of women lol
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- SweetHomicidalQueen
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  The majority were guys actually
- skeptic007
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  lol if you only knew
- SweetHomicidalQueen
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  but I know they were?
Under_The_Sun Xper 4
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Lol some of these are so dorky XD
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vekin Editor
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Fun to read
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Noxifer626 Yoda
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@redeyemindtricks
Why would you want to get pregnant?
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- redeyemindtricks
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  I was crazy as a teenager. Literally crazy.
- Noxifer626
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  @redeyemindtricks Do you mean "fun and not afraid of risk" crazy or an actual mental illness?
- redeyemindtricks
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  Severe manic-depression (what's now known as "bipolar disorder"). Also the first kind. <3 They kinda go together, a lot of the time. How often do you get one kind of crazy without the other one?
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- Noxifer626
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  @redeyemindtricks My mom is fun and not afraid of risk. However she's just an immature idiot, no mental illness there.
- redeyemindtricks
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  Well, that's not a nice thing to say.
- Noxifer626
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  @redeyemindtricks Well, it's the truth.
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